xbris

Sobre mim

Fuck you, my name is nick, i'm the half greek half irish and all american asshole of your dreams. I'm from New Jersey / Athens. If your a bad enough dude, check out my journal. I play bass (5str Ibanez SDGR), guitar (Ibanez Gio) and goto/play shows as much as humanly possible.If you are reading this then you have stumbled through the looking glass and arrived at my shattered collage of distorted love songs played back like conditional closed circuit stranglings. Along with a total lack of aesthetics, i'm systematically replacing all my body parts with prosthetics. My car (actually, a weaponized monster truck) has enough potential energy in just it's speakers to punch a pound of bacon into the asteroid belt. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I have been caller number nine and i have won the weekend passes. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. In early 2007 after winning two bullfights in San Juan, a cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin I single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I make 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.

christian electronic emocore hardcore
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