xCarnageV1

Well, at first I didn't know what I should put here.. but thanks to a certain someone, I have found the perfect words to accurately portray me in HTML format.

Apparently I'm a faggot who listens to way too much 30 Seconds to Mars, neverminding my overall play percentage of them is (literally) 0.002% and getting lower as my plays get higher. But that's not important, because I have a really gay haircut too. I've decided I'm going to grow it out so that I look LIEK A VIKING, and then I'm going to start drinking a lot of Heineken.. maybe that will make me br00tal enough for the metul community, amirite? I hope so, because impressing Slipknot fans on Last.FM is certainly at the top of my to-do list. Oh wait, I forgot that I'm not a faggot.

I win. Eat my shit, losers.


P.S. Just as a reminder to people who apparently are too dumb-founded to understand it, my About Me is just a mockery of a particular user of this site and most of the 'ZOMG METUL' kids who come to my page. It is in no way meant to be portrayed as argumentation or rivalry. If you think so, it's probably because the user in question decided to copy my initial idea, but instead opted to write a short story because he has nothing else to do.. but that's besides the point. If you got offended and/or laughed at me for what I wrote, it's probably because you're a carbon copy of said subject and you're ashamed of this, therefore you pretend I'm a loser.. bang-up job, kids. Save yourself the embarrassment, fix that shit-filled skull and dented ego of yours before you hit me up, please.


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