wombats4ever

I will attempt to describe myself. I have the normal amount of arms, legs and heads.. sometimes i wish i had more of those though. I am of normal build and average height, my hair is somewhere between black and red and my eyes are of an indistuiguishable colour. Sometimes the pupils are larger then the whites, which looks slightly wierd. I am extemply temprature sensitive.

Although I do not photosynthesis I still require sun to function properly. I am scared of big monsters, small monsters with big teeth, bannans and things that go bump in the night. Sometimes I can't sleep at night due to fear of monster and sometimes its because of the incesent noise from next door. Because of this I am largely nocturnal. I do enjoy the sunrises though.

There is not enough heating in my house. If i could I'd spend my life lying on hot rocks, and then jumping into the ocean when i over heated, til i became cold and returned to my rock. I do not however look like a lizard. My skin changes colour occasionaly, so maybe i am related to chamelions.

I once went window shopping.

I have never met some one who can put there whole foot in thier mouth, though i would be impresed and would give them £5 or some small trinket.

I want a pen that will right in the air and on the sky. I would however settle for one or the other.

I once woke up half naked in a tent with nothing but two cans of cider and an apple and none of my personal effects. I foudn them scatter over several fields within a day or so. I like to go a hundred hours without sleep sometimes.

I've never stolen anything worth stealing.

No one will let me drive thier car, so i have to borrow other peoples.

I once spent 4 hours looking at a tree.

I like to climb to the top of the Royal Free and survey my empire. I once got lost in the basement of the Royal Free. It was like being in resident evil. I do not like the inside of the Royal Free.

The lists of things I do not like and things I fear do not overlap much.

I am interested in sociology and sociology is interested in me.

I do not like lists, books with one page to each point are much better. I am not interested in fencing. I am possibley interested in you, though having not met you, it is hard to tell. People I do not know often come across as more interesting than those I do.

I wish i could recall certain things, for instance my phone number.

Petrol is not something I generally wash in. Listerine does strike me as tempting at times however.

They took down my art from the walls and have began to ignore me when I speak.

My attention span is still long enough to be able to watch tv shows.

I would like to travel the world on the back of a dragon, though it would have to be a spacious one, with a bed, soundsystem and some form of heating.
I am aware of my own limitations, I cannot fly nor see through walls, I am not bulletproof nor sound insluated. I am hungry very often, but for very small amounts of food, like a crisp or biscuit. This makes eating problematic.

I am good at drinking, though I hate it when you swallow bubbles of air and it hurts in your chest. I usually find that I loose the ability to drink before I drink myself unconious. This is a survival trait. Unfortunately it is probably the only one I have. I find crossing roads exciting, but it is a reckless pass time.

Sometimes I think the bass is speaking to me. I once thought the shower was talking to me but thats a different story.

I used to think I'd like to be sitting in a freezer, looking out of the cliffs of Cornwall eating a Subway when the world ended. Recently I have changed my mind.

I am not scared of flying in airplanes, but when you think about it it really is quite fucking wierd.

Sometimes I pretend to be David Shrigley and try and get my self into posh restuarents. I have yet to suceed. I am looking for a new hobbie and am open to suggestions.

£5 is not enough to spend on a pair of trousers.

I am largely underwhelmed.

Until recenly I was convinced i was the 60s.

I have never been incarcerated anywhere. This is perhaps my finest achievement.

I am still searching for the perfect form of expression, to this end i have written a better language, developed a pen that draws your thoughts and found a way of speaking that doesn't require breathing. Once i have found a way of amplifying the sound of the speaking I will have achieved the perfect form of expression. The second part of my life will be devouted to finding something worth expressing. I may spend part of it on trains.

I'd like to have a ten creates of beer in my bedroom, I would have to leave it less often.

There is something suspicious about crabs.

This is one of the coolest cats I know, http://www.myspace.com/jdproductz though he probably doesn't get enough sunlight to function properly these days.

I am very busy doing not alot. If you have any ideas on ways to entertain myself or make money please contact me.
Update: For the last 2 years i have been working solidly on this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SHY1Fm7hiD4
I have been without sleep, food or friends struggling in search of perfection. I have also become some what over dramatic.