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Well, I've seen a lot of people that hate these guys. Actually, I've seen so much of it, I've decided to counter-attack.

Because... Well, I simply like to do that.
And I have too much free time.

So there we have it. An entry from a fan that isn't a fucking fangirl. And doesn't even like VK, actually [as I said on my profile, the only VK bands I listen to are just bands that actually sound good]. I won't start talking about what I think about VK and all - that's what LiveJournal is for.

Now, firstly, I have to say that I don't think this entry deserves a warning, since many people won't feel offended, and the ones that will... Well, they basically deserve it, so scaring off people is pointless.

Let's get to the point... When it comes to Dir en grey haters, I saw that there are seven types of haters:
1. Nu-metal haters
2. Mainstream haters (aka Popular = Bad and mainstream)
3. VK fans that think it's cool to hate them
4. People that don't know what bad Japanese music is
5. People that basically don't like their style
6. Trolls that are just retarded
7. Fangirl haters

Now... I'm perfectly fine with 5., since when it comes to bands like Dir en grey, it's absolutely normal to dislike such a distinctive style. Just like I honestly hate black/death/doom/... metal. It's normal to hate this. This entry should be ESPECIALLY useful to 4., since I'm about to cover bands I think are absolutely tragic. The rest of the group will be more or less offended. I'll try to be as non-offensive as possible.

Let's start with nu-metal haters. Basically, this group of people, in a way, can relate to group 4., since it's pretty obvious that they don't know any other Japanese nu-metal bands.

Let's see... Dio - distraught overlord.
I'm not too good with separating metal and nu-metal, but I think most of you guys will call them nu-metal. Or at least get my point.



Nega... Also, I think you guys would call them nu-metal.
NOTE: Listen closely. Listen at how similar they sound. Especially the beginnings.



Definitely more nu-metal. And less unique. There are lots, and I mean lots of Japanese bands that sound like this. However, not one of them sound like Dir en grey. So yes. You guys are just uninformed. Dir en grey is the worst band to represent Japanese music. In fact, they are one of those Japanese bands that get the wrong kind of attention. Please... Lurk more. Thank you.

Now, the mainstream haters. You people are what makes me want my favorite bands to horribly fail and lose popularity. Basically, the music industry these days is everything except what it should be. Think about classical music, for example. How many of you could label Bach, Vivaldi, Paganini, Beethoven, etc. as MAINSTREAM? I mean... All classical music performers have played their stuff [n] times, but nobody has yet to call them mainstream. On the contrary - people usually respect and admire performers that play this stuff.

MAINSTREAM music, in my opinion, is music that is created to be popular. All the artists that intentionally sound like music that is currently popular are the artists I consider mainstream. Bands that get popular for their own style are not mainstream. I mean... I really don't understand how people can label something like Dir en grey mainstream. They're one of those bands that just become popular. In fact, I thing GAUZE was their most 'mainstream' album. And I think it's stupid to miss their VK style and consider them as 'sell-outs' now. It should actually be vice-versa. In fact, as far as I know, this is exactly what the band thinks.

I shall refer to one of the coolest people I've ever met - sen_yi. They started playing softer music, and when they got a good fanbase, they started to experiment.

It seems people have forgotten the fact that bands can become popular because they're actually good. Tsk tsk tsk... I'm very sorry for you. I absolutely agree with the fact that when you have devoted fans, you can experiment.

Speaking of popularity, I'd like to talk about fangirl haters. Yes, I hate them too. And I feel embarrassed that my favorite band has so many retarded fans. Seriously. I do. I hate them. If I'd see one, I'd strangle her and rip out her fucking lungs, chop off her hands and stick a cactus up her ass. I would. The fact is that it's stupid to hate a band for their fans. Band =/= fans. This is stupid. Also, there are bands with possibly more retarded fangirs [especially now that Dir en grey stopped doing visuals].

I'm not going to make fun of trolls again, since it's not even funny anymore. 4chan is just... Not what it used to be. Now every meme gets old 5 seconds after it's 'birth'. Newfags? Maybe. Possibly. Anyways, most today's trolls are just attention whores that either think trolling is cool [which is a phase that you'll grow out of, sooner or later], or that troll in order to express all of their painful and negative emotions. Admit it. We all know that pain often results in aggression.

Okay, even writing that paragraph was terribly boring.

So... The last [and worst] are the VK fans and all the people that think it's simply cool to hate them. This is where group 4. should start paying attention, since I hope you'll change your opinion about what's the worst Japanese band ever.

Firstly, a little message for group 4. - you guys are quite similar to group 5., since it seems like you hate their style. I just feel insulted [yes, even PERSONALLY insulted] that they get labeled the worst Japanese band ever, when there are lots of Japanese bands [mostly VK] that I think are absolutely horrible. Seriously...

NOTE: These bands WEREN'T picked accidentally. These bands are #1 on a few people that, I believe, hate Dir en grey. This is what I do. Piss off people.

Eliphas Levi



Aicle



So... Basically... Group 3. obviously either thinks that any band that isn't Dir en grey is cool, hating Dir en grey is cool, and they listen to bands just because they look good... Or because they think it's cool. Whichever example you like best.

Now... Bands that I think suck.



Ho shit... Even the dress fails.

Okay, now bands that people actually like... However, I hate them. Both of these are happy-happy, somewhat-oshare-oriented, but they are

Next... LM.C - I love to hate them. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm still traumatized by the disbanding of PIERROT. Yes... Maybe... But I still think they suck.





Again - DX A Japanese Good Charlotte. Well, pretty much.

Megamasso



Okay, so this was mainly because the video scares the shit out of me.

E'm~grief~ [or some shit like that]



No, this is not another video of Eliphas Levi, nor is this MALICE MIZER. However, you understand what I mean by invisible originality. All kotekote bands sound the same to me. And I pretty much yawn at all of them.

So, basically, what I wanted to say was... Dir en grey is NOT the worst Japanese band ever. If you think that they're worse than the bands I've just mentioned... I have no words. And I am very sorry for you. Also, just in case you might think this - I don't hate Dio and I don't hate Nega. I actually like Nega. Probably because I like DEATHGAZE. And yes, some of the tags are incorrect. That's why there are no connections. And yes, this entry is very imperfect in a lot of ways. However, I guess it was still pretty interesting to watch a Dir en grey fan make a hate entry only using Japanese visual rock bands, amirite? Yesiam. And I think 80% of all Japanese visual rock bands have 0% originality. That's probably why my charts aren't infested with all this. I mean... Why listen to 5 bands that sound almost the same if you can pick 1-2 bands that are good and sound pretty much like the other 20, just... Better?

Oh... And don't start whining because I insulted your favorite bands. Apparently, my favorite band probably gets more shit than 80% of all Japanese bands, and, possibly, about 65% more than all bands on Last.fm, so get used to this feeling. If you want to know what I think good music is, check out my charts for this week. THIS is what I call good music.

And yes... I actually care about how the band looks nowadays.
Before checking something out, I always make sure they don't look like the bands mentioned above.

Let's see what happens. I still don't really understand how people find entries with no connections...
P.S. It's possible that I'll edit this entry in the future, if there will be any serious misunderstandings.

Oh hey guys.
Well, I'm saying this basically since I have no idea how people find entries with no connections whatsoever, so I kind of think that I might be stalked. Which is okay, I guess. A bit uncomfortable for a paranoiac, but okay.

So, I'm actually workin'. More like catching up with the work I was supposed to do about a week ago. Eh, I'm not getting paid enough to do this. All it does is make me wacky due to brutal sleep deprivation [see entries below - they totally make lots of amazing sense].

Anyways, I'm still deleting stuff and concentrating on the artists and bands that will take over my tops. I even started browsing my old CDs, searching for stuff I might like, which is more like 'copy > enqueue > play > listen for the first 30 seconds > delete > restore when I want to listen to some shit > listen for the first 30 seconds > delete'. I think I should be even MORE strict about what I keep in my HDD and what goes out.

Artists that experienced the 'from my deep, dark past' phenomenon which has no sense since I never keep anything anyways' include Emilie Autumn, Diary of Dreams, Placebo, Disturbed and... Something else, I don't really remember. Probably Slipknot, since I used to listen to them, like any other angsty tween, suffering from the mysterious, yet well-known mall-goth phase. Quite some time has passed since then, but I still feel like an idiot when I remember that.

Another important part of this entry is that alice nine. just broke the record and is now officially the band that survived the shortest. I downloaded a mini-album, listened to the first ~15 seconds, pushed the seeker around for a few seconds and they went to the trashcan. Seriously... No. Just... NO.

The coolest thing at the moment is probably JELLY→, though I have lots of romaji to correct. I can't get the 'Boredoms' CD [99,6%] and I feel constant urges to listen to exist†trace. Speaking of exist†trace, I found a really good concert gallery and got one of Mally's totally cool haircuts that didn't work out due to my short hair and also doesn't really suit my face in my own fucked up opinion, so I'll need to grow out some more fringe hair while maintaining nice, shaved sides. Though as ignorant as the people in my country might be, it's still fucking retarded to call me a skinhead.

Conclusion: rockstars need rockstar haircuts, no matter what it takes. Or something. I don't know. And alice nine. seriously sucks. And people barely have any taste. And I have no idea what I just said anyways.

I'm not sure why I wrote this here, but you can probably imagine what my JOURNAL looks like.

And Last.fm time zone options totally suck since it's 03:00 now actually, and the thing is an hour late, even though I chose the correct time zone.

The classic:
Do not read this if you are easily offended and don't even look at this if you're a metalhead. I don't want to hear your bullshit about what's written here

EDIT: So, since this entry appears to be extremely confusing [which is perfectly understandable, since I'm never specific enough/whatever], smart people tend to feel insulted just because I 'merge' them with the group of 'pseudo-metalheads' I've encountered [which is also a subjective thing, but a commenter said it, so I'll put it in - 'just because']. However, I'm not editing this, since, as insulted as you might feel for being mistaken for a pseudo-metalhead douchebag [as weird as it might be, many people encounter these far more often then they encounter the 'good ones'], it will never be even close to what it's like to be labeled a weeaboo. So, at least you're understand what it's like to be labeled something you're not for at least a minute. And the metal bands are not the bands I consider the best representatives of metal - I picked the ones I honestly, truly and wholeheartedly hate. Though actually, even though I was a metalhead myself, I hate it all with a passion now.

One thing - this is more about EXTREME metal, because some traditional metal artists sound pretty good. [Shit, I knew something like this was going to happen]

Alright, so there were tons of people that have labeled me a nu-metal listener. Well, firstly, I am not offended because usually the only band from my charts that they look at is Dir en grey, which are considered nu-metal nowadays. Lots of stuff on my charts aren't even remotely metal, thus, cannot be labeled nu-metal (Hendrix, Rin'...), but that doesn't matter right now. I just want to counter-attack.

Okay, so let's say they're nu-metal.
And okay, let's say that I'm a nu-metal listener.
Dir en grey = nu-metal. Okay. vermilion-mist = nu-metal fan.
Okay.

Since Uroboros is considered their nu-metal-est album, I am using DOZING GREEN, since it's probably the nu-metal-est song on the whole album. Okay, so here we have DOZING GREEN:


Great song. Love it. Fantastic band.

Okay, let's try something even MORE nu-metal-er. I think girugamesh (ギルガメッシュ) is pretty nu-metal. Here's Vermillion. And I don't know what's the meaning of the little additional l, but I was thinking about this song when I made up my username.


Again - love it. Fantastic band. However, it's a shame that they get so much random shit just because of that lame SakuraCon commercial. Okay, but it WAS funny. I watched it like... 30 times.

^{GIRUUUUGAAAAMMEEESHHHH!!!! AND JAAAYYY RAWWWKKKK!!!!! ANIMEEEE AND MOOOONNNNGAAAAA AND..... GAAAYYY MEEENNN!}

[excuse me xD couldn't help it]

Okay, so here we have it - vermilion, the lame nu-metal fan. Now... I personally find all that extreme metal bullshit just talentless and annoying. It's just... Well... Bullshit. Why I'm saying this is because the metalheads are exactly the ones that label people 'trve kvlt' and 'nu-metal shitheads'.

Let's see what's kvlt...
I think you guys consider IMMORTAL pretty 'kvlt'...


I find these guys totally hilarious and I think they're talentless retards. I have no idea what's so awesome or legendary about this. It's just... Bullshit.

Okay... Now what else is trve?
I don't know... Bloodbath?


I don't think even Sherlock Holmes could actually find music here. Stop fucking abusing guitars.

So... You say I'm a fucking nu-metal listener?
My music is shit and Immortal is good?
So... I'm not trve?
Well, thank you! I'm taking this as a MAJOR compliment.

Where's Uroboros...



P.S. I do not actually consider myself a nu-metal listener (1-4 bands in my charts, and I'm not sure how many of them are 'metal' enough to be nu-metal).

Also, I'm not going to bash metal here.
On the contrary - I will devote a whole entry for this.
Oh... And I re-wrote the prayer:

Let us pray. Our Father who art in heaven or hell propaganda, give us this day our daily shred dose of actual music we enjoy, and deliver us from emo talentless bullshit that isn't even remotely art. AMEN!!!

And you... Yes you, offended headbanger. You read this after all, right?
Knew it.

EDIT: You might want to read the warning before saying how offended you are. Below is a great example of what NOT to do.

I'll be surprised if you won't get it.

So... I'm sort of working one-hand right now. Basically, I still feel like much of the music on my charts is very, VERY questionable. There's so much stuff I want to delete, but can't decide whether to delete it or to leave it. I'm still pretty intensely deleting everything, but, as I said, some of the artists just... Don't fit.

Recently deleted:
Nightmare. I decided they're shit after all.
Nightwish. I listened to thim, but I just... Stopped. I'm not sure about Epica either, but I think I'll leave them.
サディ. I have DEATHGAZE, which is pretty much the same, and I actually don't know how サディ got here because I can't really find any of their stuff anywhere in my computer. Also, I prefer DEATHGAZE. That's the same reason I deleted lynch. NOT AMUSING.
Porcelain and the Tramps. Shit. I haven't listened to them for a long time.
I also deleted lots of minor stuff. I don't even remember most of the stuff I deleted.

Questionable artists:
The Birthday Massacre. I only seem to listen to them on my mp3 when I'm running around or something. I never listen to them on my computer anymore, because I don't exactly find them enjoyable to listen to. Think 'background music'. I think I'll leave them, though, especially since Porcelain and the Tramps were deleted.
Kill Hannah. I'm also starting to doubt whether I like them or liked them. I never really put them on.
the GazettE. But I highly doubt I'll delete them. I actually find some of their stuff quite enjoyable. Addictive.

Not long ago I was wondering about Versailles, HIZAKI grace project, Enigma, abingdon boys school, Mindless Self Indulgence and Pretty Balanced, but I decided to keep them. Though if I doubt an artist, it's very likely that it'll get kicked out.

Stuff that have some serious potential on my charts and will probably replace the stuff I don't care about anymore:
exist†trace. I started to really love them.
LSD POND. Along with lots of psych stuff I'm starting to seriously dig.
Polysics. Period.
The Boredoms. I need to get more of their stuff.
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION. I always knew them but never payed much attention.
BUCK-TICK. Same as exist†trace.
The Exploited.
STANCE PUNKS.
PIERROT. Always did, actually.
マキシマム ザ ホルモン.
etc..

P.S. I have lots of tags to fix, though. I must turn off my scrobbling often due to stupid romaji tags.

EDIT: Yeah, and it looks like soon Dir en grey will absolutely take over my charts.

Even though this is about ESC, I think that it is anti-ESC even more, since it's mostly mockery - and some of it is very offensive. We'll see what the users think. If anyone will read, that is.

Again, don't read any of this if you are an easily offended ESC fan.

I've watched ESC since I was a kid, and that's almost the only reason I still watch it (well, of course, I love to criticize and ESC is IRREPLACEABLE when it comes to this). I still want to do this review, tho. I used Daria-Arid's journal as a reference, since I can't remember the songs. As always.

I. Let's start with the stage and shit. When I heard that ESC was going to be held in Russia, I knew I was going to see something BIG - and I did. The Russian fairytale, the bird/dragon, the tree, the fireworks, the lights... MEGAMEGASUPERHYPERMAXIMUM. Russian style. However, the stage was the biggest mistake. Maybe others didn't notice, but anyone who has performed on stage using theatrics will probably agree, that the stage was so big and shiny, that it actually ruined the fucking performances. Giving a performance on a big stage is challenging, but this is ridiculous. I'm not even talking about the lights.

II. Also, the hosts sucked. The chick was alright, but the guy... Give me a break. Russia, don't you know that this is how stereotypes are born? If you'll do this all the time, people will start thinking that you can't speak English properly.

Alright, let's start making fun of the songs:


SEMIFINAL 1:

1. MONTENEGRO. Andrea Demirović – Just Get Out Of My Life
Just get out of my, out of my, out of my face - and give me back those 3 minutes of my life, you hooker.

2. CZECH REPUBLIC. Gipsy.cz – Aven Romale
Another intended ESC joke. I like those, since nowadays ESC is a joke anyways.

3. BELGIUM. Copycat – Copycat
I liked it - in some sort of a weird, twisted way. Wtf but you could have at least given those girls better wigs.

4. BELARUS. Petr Elfimov – Eyes That Never Lie
Who? Oh, him... Everytime they repeated the songs my reaction was pretty much like that. And please don't zoom in his face like that. Please.

5. SWEDEN. Malena Ernman – La Voix
If she won't win, ESC will never make sense to me again (wait... did it ever?). Amazing. Blew me away.

6. ARMENIA. Inga & Anush – Jan Jan
Performance - intriguing. Vocal abilities - unarguable. Song - gimme a break...

7. ANDORRA. Susanne Georgi – La Teva Decisió (Get A Life)
Okay I don't even want to comment this (FIY, she was literally referring to herself).

8. SWITZERLAND. Lovebugs – The Highest Heights
Alright. Still pretty boring, tho. But it was refreshing.

9. TURKEY. Hadise – Düm Tek Tek
I just hate it when ESC introduces an artist like some kind of an icon, and what I get is a joke. Even if I were a sex-deprived homeless guy, I still wouldn't do you. Stop trying.

10. ISRAEL. Noa & Mira Awad – There Must Be Another Way
I think I missed it... Or maybe I just forgot it. Or never memorized it.

11. BULGARIA. Krassimir Avramov – Illusion
Saywhut? Can't remember... Oh, him... His vocal skills are good. But that's about it.

12. ICELAND. Johanna Gudrun Jonsdottir – Is It True?
It reminds me of Disney's Cinderella. It's better than those hooker female performances - sincere and innocent. Maybe even too much.

13. F.Y.R. MACEDONIA Next Time – Neshto Shto Ke Ostane
Was I supposed to go "OMGROCKRULZZ"? I didn't. It lacked the same sincerity that Iceland overdosed.

14. ROMANIA. Elena – The Balkan Girls
I actually named them The Jungle Girls, so it was quite funny when I saw the name. GTFO and tribal-dance somewhere else.

15. FINLAND. Waldo's People – Lose Control
Not amused. Or amused in all the wrong ways. Chuck Norris does NOT approve.

16. PORTUGAL. Flor-de-Lis – Todas As Ruas Do Amor
It freaked me out to the max and destroyed every single drop of my sanity.

17. MALTA. Chiara – What If We
I love her. She doesn't need anyone else on stage to give a mind-blowing performance - it's like the stage disappears. Even though all of her songs are pretty much the same, her performance was truly professional.

18. BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA. Grupa Regina – Bistra Voda
This country has one of the best tastes in ESC (referring to "Lejla", of course). Not as good as "Lejla" but, still nice. Refreshing. Natural.


SEMIFINAL 2:

1. CROATIA. Igor Cukrov feat. Andrea – Lijepa Tena
The usual ESC thing. Pretty good, but I'm unimpressed.

2. IRELAND. Sinead Mulvey & Black Daisy – Et Cetera
Cheesy. I never thought I'd actually see Avril and the Lavignes here.

3. LATVIA. Intars Busulis – Probka
You guys sang in russian, which is ironic, since I'm guessing that was just because you're IN Russia. Also, you looked like you're having a seizure, dude.

4. SERBIA. Marko Kon & Milaan – Cipela
Another ESC joke. Much cheesier, however. The girl in white was really annoying. Look at her pout... Just look at her...

5. POLAND. Lidia Kopania – I Don’t Wanna Leave
The typical ESC ballad. Unimpressive. I think the only polish ESC song I could name right now would be Ich Troje's "Follow My Heart".

6. NORWAY. Alexander Rybak – Fairytale
Okay, so even though Peter Pan wasn't a leprechaun, I still think you could have tried harder.

7. CYPRUS. Christina Metaxa – Firefly
I actually missed it, but I liked the excerpt. I actually saw a talented girl that is actually true to what she is doing.

8. SLOVAKIA. Kamil Mikulcik & Nela Pociskova – Let’ Tmou
Not sure. I didn't see the whole performance. However, it looked like you did it right.

9. DENMARK. Brinck – Believe Again
Sort of like Lovebugs - everything was alright, good, fine... Still, boring and unimpressive.

10. SLOVENIA. Quartissimo feat. Martina – Love Symphony
I liked it. They were one of my favorites. The song itself didn't sound complete, though. It was missing something. You were still great, however.

11. HUNGARY. Zoli Ádok – Dance With Me
God help me. Make me unsee that and cleanse my ears with thy holy water.

12. AZERBAIJAN. Aysel & Arash – Always
Bollywood. I actually find Bollywood intriguing. You had potential, but you did it wrong.

13. GREECE. Sakis Rouvas – This Is Our Night
My darling Daria wrote that he thought there was a coffin in his performance. This Hasselhoff wannabe buried his last chance of ever doing something right again by being ridiculously cocky and overconfident at the same time. Yes. So I guess it's a coffin after all.

14. LITHUANIA. Sasha Son – Love
My boy Sasha! Even though the motherf.... I mean the organizers destroyed half of the performance and the english version doesn't convey half of the feeling that the original has, you were still great. Professional. Refreshing. Amazing.

15. MOLDOVA. Nelly Ciobanu – Hora Din Moldova
Multiple headaches and a seizure after this one. Quite a price to pay for something so terrible.

16. ALBANIA. Kejsi Tola – Carry Me In Your Dreams
SKIRT TOO LONG. You're doing it wrong. Consult the Roman mistress of whoredom (if you watched it, you'll know). Your legs are good. There be hope.

17. UKRAINE. Svetlana Loboda – Be My Valentine (Anti-crisis Girl)
My Roman mistress of wisd... Whoredom. It was so slutty that I had no doubt that she'll make it to the finals. Though playing the drums is too pretentious. You should try putting on Eve's costume at the end of the performance. It suits you.

18. ESTONIA. Urban Symphony – Randajad
I remember I thought it was horribly boring in the video, but the performance was pleasant and refreshing. Think Estonian mermaids.

19. THE NETHERLANDS. The Toppers – Shine
Ridiculous. Horribly retro and all kinds of horrible. However, they had one of the strongest vocal parts. This just proves that it doesn't take much to make horrible shit out of potentially good stuff.


LET'S COUNT THE RESULTS (only 1 classification applies to one artist):
4 artists
4 refreshments
5 unknown/questionable
3 failed potentials
6 yawns
10 facepalms
5 sluts
1 unapproved by Chuck Norris


Can't wait for the finals.

So... I really, REALLY hoped my previous band would help me make a demo or two, since I wanted to fully express my style. The progress was awful. I got no help, all the backing tracks I have are blues tracks (not my style), I can't come up with anything decent using Steve Vai's "Naked Tracks", the drum machine is definitely not enough to record (not to mention boring and... boring), the software I have just doesn't give me the desired result and if I try to record a backing track myself... Well, it's tragic. I can't express myself.

Not to mention the fact that I'm embarrassed - I promised someone to make a demo and nothing the fuck is working out. I think I'm just going to use LSD POND's "We are LSD Pond" as my backing track. I won't be able to do my best, though.

Anyways... The fucked up part is that I've just been given a massive amount of work. Again, that fucking cartoon that will be aired every day. That means... 5x more work than usual.

Thank god I didn't make a deadline or anything. Oh well... I should have enough free time to record if I'll do some intense work this weekend.

Can't help it. Their originality and intelligence is pathetic already, but this always gives me teh lulz, so I decided to make a motivational poster and share:



What I love the most is probably their love for the "weeaboo" tag. It's friggin' fantastic how they use it in so many unique ways. Just about as fantastic as writing I'M AZN on your profile (directed at... you know who you are) - what a paradox. Almost all asian trolls do that. You're so much better (again, you know who you are). I'M YUROPEAN HAY GUISE. AM I KEWL NAO? Not to mention ratts36's amazing journal+about me combo.

Trolls on last.fm are more like troll-wannabes. If all trolls are like that, I will have to give up my main hobby - making fun of the trolls.

EDIT: Fuck, I should have captured the "Job for a Cowboy" shoutbox. It's even better.