You can all go ahead and pick whichever you like the best of
"Oh noes, not another one",
"Please no, I think I must needs hurl"
or
"I wish gallant knights riding on armored uicorns and giraffes carrying chocolate muffins/ice cream and daisies with bright colours and unimaginable sweet and tantalising odours would come around and rescue me from this definition of pointlessness".
"Oh noes, not another one",
"Please no, I think I must needs hurl"
or
"I wish gallant knights riding on armored uicorns and giraffes carrying chocolate muffins/ice cream and daisies with bright colours and unimaginable sweet and tantalising odours would come around and rescue me from this definition of pointlessness".