thekillingspree

If we haven't chatted before or if I haven't seen you around, don't expect me to accept your friendship request, you unknown person. I happen to be an ultra-rare purple item and you just can't go and collect me like that. You gotta EARN ME first.

>>>>>>> ACHTUNG (baby)! <<<<<<<

This profile and the spectacularly outstandingly awesomely humble person who keeps it may be hazardous to your health. Please proceed with caution. For your own safety, you're advised to wear Kanye West glasses while striking a hipster pose whenever possible.

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Being the favourite target of perverts from all around the world, since 18.06.2009 (i.e., check out my nifty fag counter):



OHAI!

:D

WELCOME TO THE AMAZING AND INCREDIBLY AVERAGE THEKILLINGSPREE'S LAST.FM PROFILE!

[If you're like me (ah, you wish!) and get sleepy when a wall of text kicks in, then you can watch the movie of my "About Me" section here instead.]

Thank you for your superb manly 'stache appreciation, which I'm sure was the thing about me that lead you here, desperately craving for more info on the sexy 'stached stud. Can't blame ya, I'm the best there is as far as mediocrity goes.

The best way to know more about me is by checking my music collection. But if that's not enough for ya and you're feeling really bored and you're, like, a total stats whore and stuff, then just keep scrolling down, baby!

I love music and I'm a person of simple words. You'll find me frequently making sweet gentle love to music (yes, not a pretty sight, I fear for you) but you definitely won't find me using expressions like "chord progression", "syncopation", "time signatures" or "harmonies". I'd rather have music controlling me, not the other way around.
If you're able to understand and maybe even agree with me on this, then I'll be proud to be your buddy.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, dinner by candlelight, romantic movies and corpses hanging from the balcony. I consider myself to be a rather unlucky person and I absolutely TRUST NO ONE (yes, that includes YOU), so feel free to go all ecstatic should you ever get a friendship request from me. Those don't come often.

I like to express myself through other people's comics and videos because I'm too lazy to make my own (i.e., not talented). But I did go through a short experimental period a few years ago, so check out the result of it. Peachy, right?
Mais non, je ne suis pas un artiste! D:

I wish I had this superpower! But somehow I suspect I already have it and it's not really something to brag about... Anyway, that is just one of my many, many awesome powers.

Fantastic 'stache (bitch approved) and superb selection of superpowers... I bet you're feeling jealous of me already, huh?

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SEEN LIVE:

aliens
dead people
zombies (x1592)
dogs
flowers
butterflies
Pedobear (x2)
zombie in a tuxedo

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And since no one reads this section anyway, I'd just like to kindly tell you all to go fuck yourselves and I hope you'll suffer a slow and excruciatingly painful death. Have a nice day! :)

BONUS: as a way to thank you for reading through all this crap and eventually coming to the end of it, I'm sharing with you the cutest music video ever! Now am I all cuddly and fluffy or what? :3
Or maybe you just agree with Jean-Luc. I know I do.