I'm a skank, whore, slut!


Abr 10 2012, 23h47

I received a nice message from one of my Lastfm admirers last week letting me know I'm a skank, whore , slut, with a smelly pussy.

While I am many things I don't believe that I'm a skank, I have skanked and I have used the skank technique while playing guitar. I think what "he" meant was the following definition;
Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.

I am somewhat tacky but I can assure you I bathe and lack pock marks, white trash-well maybe but I always thought I escaped that place when I left home. It would have been just as easy to call me white trash but he didn't so I have to assume that's not what he meant to say. Scrawny, well no, I'm not scrawny, I'm not ugly either, at least nobody has called me ugly. Flakey, well I have to say I am a little flakey as I hate the telephone. Promiscuous, no I'm actually monogamous with my partners.

Now let's look at whore, when I think of a whore I'm thinking of a hooker and that I haven't done nor is it in my plans. I did have a friend who was a teen age prostitute in Seattle. Of all name hers was actually Roxanne. She was a nice girl but very manipulative. I have known some strippers also but with my scared up leg I probably wouldn't make that much. I do like to dance though.

As far as slut, don't think so, I've never been accused of that. I like my self too much to be just giving it up. My parents were hippies and I spent time on a commune growing up and heard about the orgies and it always turned me off. Like I said above I like one lover at a time and sex is just part of the package kind of like hash and a pistol.

Smelly Pussy??? WTF Haven't got that complaint before.

I kind of wish he had just called me a cunt. I've been working at reclaiming that word. When guys use it it seams vulgar and sharp but when we talk about our cunts it's a good thing. I think woman simply need to take ownership of the word. I know guys that will do anything for a little cunt, buy you a car, take you places, buy you dinner and just to touch our cunt. The cunt seems to be something that men have a love hate relationship with while we only have a love love relationship with it.

I just thought it was amusing. The reality is that it was most likely a little boy or a middle aged balding fat man that sent me that message. The idea that he could get me to like him by verbally abusing me is par for the course for some guys. These are usually the guys that haven't been laid in a decade though.


  • black87FXR

    That was a well written, very eloquent rebuttal! You are obviously educated, bright and imaginative. It would be my honor to call you my friend.

    Abr 22 2012, 1h04
  • ulinvodnaar

    hat tipped

    Abr 26 2012, 2h13
  • Whiteyfrom505

    Nice!! Well spoken.

    Jun 22 2012, 16h48
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