Become enlightened. Read, then listen to the album "I Can Hear Your Heart" (Audio CD = Part 2).
Aidan John Moffat - "I Can Hear Your Heart"
Part One:
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an here, mind she gave me a nick-name? an I hate nick-names, I’ve never had a nick-name except maybe Fatcunt at the school, an one time this guy I hated in my P.E. class called me Oliver Smallcock an it gave me a complex for months. I would end up in the bogs, playin with myself until I got a semi before I’d go into the showers whether…