You are the thing you claim to hate. You are the bastard child of a media run by people too dumb to get into politics or too stupid to get into college, and supported by people too eager for revolt to bother to find truth. Journalism is dead. Now we have a sociopolitical megaphone, a network of spin and collectivization of opinion. Freedom requires tolerance of the wrong, the stupid, the ignorant, NOT legislation of a united popular opinion, or the enactment of a unified ideology. That road leads to fascism, to authoritarianism, to the very thing you think the imaginary underground of conservative Christian midwesterners plotting to conquer the world want.
Wake up! Wake the fuck up and realize that if one side wins, we all lose! No opinion, philosophy, or ideology is so pure that it needs no competition. If you are not questioning the authority anywhere you find it, you will find yourself without the right.
No political party or movement is right, because political movements are led by politicians. No politician is above corruption, because that is human nature; we like the easy way out and we like getting our way more than we like being good.
All politics are bad; they are a necessary evil of life, but they are not an essential part of the everyday.