Quarta-feira 29 Ago 2007, 9h:25

I've found these in a bunch of other users' journals. This test is childish. It's stupid. But it's so damn fun.

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.
and no guarantee for no embarassing songs ;)

How does the world see me?

Artist: Stone Temple Pilots
Song: Dead & Bloated
Comment: Oh dear. That's a GREAT start.

Will I have a happy life?

Artist: Queensryche
Song: Walk In The Shadows
Comment: I haven't expected anything optimistic as I'm already dead to the world.

What do people really think of me?

Artist: Elliott Smith
Song: Punch and Judy
Comment: What, am I both of them at once? That looks a bit like sadomasochism to me.

Do people secretly lust after me?

Artist: Pearl Jam
Song: Parachutes
Comment: Parachute Jumpers lust after me? Wow!

How can I make myself happy?

Artist: Mudhoney
Song: Here Comes Sickness
Comment: That's just lovely… I can't wait to get sick then.

What should I do with my life?

Artist: Alice In Chains
Song: Hate To Feel
Comment: Yep, thinking about the future can be depressing.

Will I ever have children?

Artist: The Clash
Song: Police & Thieves
Comment: I guess I shouldn't, then.

What is some good advice for me?

Artist: Mudhoney
Song: Here Comes Sickness
Comment: Intriguing. I definitely need to eat something rotten.

What do I think my current theme song is?

Artist: Queensryche
Song: I Dream In Infrared
Comment: Nice song. But the subject matter doesn't apply to me.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Artist: Tool
Song: Swamp Song
Comment: "This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
when you're a stupid,dumb ass, beligerant fucker."
OK. That was nice.

What song will play at my funeral?

Artist: Tool
Song: Undertow
Comment: That's… deep.

What type of women do you like?

Artist: Elliott Smith
Song: Cupid's Trick
Comment: Guess it's just random, then?

What is my day going to be like?

Artist: Pixies
Song: Allison
Comment: "…keeps a smile around a while…"

Why am I here?

Artist: Jane's Addiction
Song: Summertime Rolls
Comment: Summertime is well worth living for.

What will people remember me for?

Artist: Soundgarden
Song: My Wave
Comment: Yeah… it's so unique, my wave, isn't it?

What song will be stuck in my head tomorrow?

Artist: The Clash
Song: London Calling
Comment: Likely.

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Artist: Alice In Chains
Song: It Ain't Like That
Comment: I had no illusions.

What will this year be all about?

Artist: Mudhoney
Song: Judgement, Rage, Retribution, and Thyme
Comment: Seems like the most important year in my life!

How will my love life be?

Artist: The Clash
Song: Lost In The Supermarket
Comment: "Hey, I'm not gonna buy that for you!" "We're through!" Hmm… hope not.