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  • Shuffle in my pants

    Jul 22 2006, 15h47

    Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the first 15 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'in my pants.' laugh hysterically. pass it on, repost, etc. :)

    Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al in my pants

    The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me in my pants

    John Vanderslice - Amitriptyline in my pants

    Feist - Let It Die in my pants

    Dishwalla - Only For So Long in my pants

    R.E.M. - Pop Song 89 in my pants

    Ben Kweller - In Other Words in my pants

    Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane in my pants

    Turin Brakes - Clear Blue Air in my pants

    Clem Snide - Joan Jet of Arc in my pants

    Beirut - The Canals of Our City in my pants

    Ryan Adams - Note to Self: Don't Die in my pants

    Mason Jennings Band - Adrian in my pants

    10,000 Maniacs - Trouble Me in my pants

    Rufus Wainwright - I Don't Know What It Is in my pants (haha!! my favorite!)




    HAHAHAAAA. awesome. :) try it out if you want a laugh :D
  • Shuffle Quiz

    Jul 21 2006, 13h56

    How does the world see me?
    Song: Love Is Innocent
    Artist: Colin Hay
    My Comments: awww.

    Will I have a happy life?
    Song: TocarShe's So High
    Artist: Blur
    My Comments: Um, so that's a yes?

    What do my friends really think of me?
    Song: To Be Alone With You
    Artist: Sufjan Stevens
    My Comments: They think I'm Jesus?

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Song: Woman Like a Man
    Artist: Damien Rice
    My Comments: you wanna get boned, you wanna get stoned, you wanna get a room like no one else...

    How can I make myself happy?
    Song: TocarLet Me In
    Artist: R.E.M.
    My Comments: such a beautiful song. a little disturbing to come up for this question, though.

    What should I do with my life?
    Song: the dream of evan and chan
    Artist: dntl
    My Comments: I don't think I've ever listened to this song all the way through.

    Why should life be full of so much pain?
    Song: Shiny
    Artist: The Decemberists
    My Comments: they're just trying to distract me... "ooh, shiny!"

    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Song: TocarChocolate
    Artist: Snow Patrol
    My Comments: mmm, chocolate syrup...

    Will I ever have children?
    Song: TocarThe Maker
    Artist: Martha Wainwright
    My Comments: haha, baby-maker?

    Will I die happy?
    Song: TocarCellar Door
    Artist: Holly Brook
    My Comments: peacefully? not necessarily happy though.

    What is some good advice for me?
    Song: Amazing
    Artist: Josh Kelly
    My Comments: the advice is- don't ever admit to anyone else that you have this song.

    What is happiness?
    Song: Delicate
    Artist: Damien Rice
    My Comments: it sure is!

    What is my favorite fetish?
    Song: TocarLong Distance
    Artist: Turin Brakes
    My Comments: umm...?

    How will I be remembered?
    Song: Just a Ride
    Artist: Jem
    My Comments: hahahahaha! GREAT!