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Set 17 2006, 9h23

Set the music player of your choice to shuffle and ask these questions aloud and press play.

Will I get far in life?
Song: Beat Your Heart Out
Artist: The Distillers
Comment: So, that's no?

How do my friends see me?
Song: Top
Artist: Live
Comment: Isn't that nice?

Where will I get married?
Song: Burning Down the House
Artist: Talking Heads
Comment: And they told me I was mad for investing in that asbestos formal gown franchise!

What is my best friend's theme song?
Song: Apology Song
Artist: The Decemberists
Comment: Somehow, that seems apt.

What is the story of my life?
Song: The Crystal Ship
Artist: The Doors
Comment: ....but I gave up the drugs ages ago.

What was high school like?
Song: More Than This
Artist: Roxy Music
Comment: And how.

How can I get ahead in life?
Song: I Am a Wizard
Artist: Harry and the Potters
Comment: Now, I understand, I understand everything.

What is the best thing about me?
Song: Things Can Only Get Better
Artist: Howard Jones
Comment: You heard the man - I've nowhere to go but up!

How is today going to be?
Song: Sally
Artist: Gogol Bordello
Comment: Lovely. I'm quite prepared for a cultural revolution.

What is in store for this weekend?
Song: Chained And Bound
Artist: Otis Redding
Comment: Er, couldn't we just cuddle?

What song describes my parents?
Song: The Hunger
Artist: The Distillers
Comment: All right, that's frightening.... and yet, it works.

My grandparents?
Song: Enjoy the Silence
Artist: Depeche Mode
Comment: Nah, Gram's pretty talkative.... unless you're referring to the grandparents who have passed on, which is just mean }:o

How is my life going?
Song: The Lady Is A Tramp
Artist: Peggy Lee
Comment: Hey!

What song will they play at my funeral?
Song: Dance With the Devil
Artist: Cozy Powell
Comment: You bastard! Don't make me come in there!

How does the world see me?
Song: Autumn Leaves
Artist: Nat King Cole
Comment: Brittle and twisted. Check.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: And Dream of Sheep
Artist: Kate Bush
Comment: So, I'll be happy and living in New Zealand?

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: 60 Revolutions
Artist: Gogol Bordello
Comment: And they're correct - that is my regular speed.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: The Curse of Millhaven
Artist: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Comment: Killing spree. Check.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Big Time
Artist: Peter Gabriel
Comment: HA!

What should I do with my life?
Song: Lonesome Valley
Artist: Fairfield Four
Comment: C'mon, the whole valley?!? I'm just one woman!

Will I ever have children?
Song: God Called In Sick Today
Artist: AFI
Comment: Whew, is that a load off of my mind!

What is some good advice?
Song: People Ain't No Good
Artist: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Comments: Thanks, but I'm already well aware of that.

What is my signature dancing song?
Song: Don't Let's Start
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Comment: Makes sense.

What do I think my current theme song is?
Song: Memphis Skyline
Artist: Rufus Wainwright
Comment: Wow, I wasn't aware that I thought that!

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Song: Return to Sender
Artist: Elvis Presley
Comment: Jerks.

What do I really want from life?
Song: Some Velvet Morning
Artist: The Webb Brothers
Comment: Er....

What should I do to help others?
Song: Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
Artist: The Magnetic Fields
Comment: Fine, but we have to stop some time.... don't we?

What should I do to help myself?
Song: See My Vest
Artist: The Simpsons
Comment: Wow, it's just lovely. You're right; that was helpful!

What should I do to succeed in life?
Song: Break It Down Again
Artist: Tears for Fears
Comment: Thanks, but I'm not sure how much more breaking down it can take.

What is my one most important goal in life?
Song: Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution)
Artist: Elvis Costello
Comment: AAAHHHHH!!!

What do I get the most pleasure from?
Song: The Ghost In You
Artist: The Psychedelic Furs
Comment: Scientology. Check.


  • aslanlight

    Hilarious, I might just try this, although I hope The Sex Pistols 'I am the antiChrist' and Hawkwind 'Assult and Battery' don't come up too often! Humm

    Fev 12 2007, 19h37
  • jessichaos

    Hmm, you might consider yourself ahead of the game, then.

    Fev 13 2007, 7h27
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