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It´s summer folks, and The Prophet Balhubba has left for his annual holiday at "Prophetland", the famous theme park in Syria´s cave district. Instead we have a summer special from my good friend George Orwell, who lives in a trailer not far from here.

"In the future the world will be run by beer manufacturers who will raise the price of their products with several hundred percent every year, so that in the end we can only afford to eat things like cockroaches, napkins and muppets. They will force us to sing beer hymns, and to watch beer-tv with beer-news, and hour long beer documentaries, beer dramas interrupted every five minutes or so by beer commercials. Also there will be entertainment shaped as beer drinking contests, backed by blond bavarian beer hall bands, playing beer hall hits like "A blond beer for my lady". Our children will play with beer toys, and they will become different from us, and we will live in dark and gloomy beer towers without any windows, and there will only one president for the whole planet, and he will look like Michael Jackson and smell of beer mixed with stout."

GEORGE ORWELL (from "The Age Of Beer")

"If you put Kletchmuck on your pizza,
you are not likely to be able to go to work
the next day"

JACK B.NIETZSCHE



I am too old for badges saying "congratulations"...