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Lord Answers Bible-Camp Counselor's Prayer For Safe And Enjoyable Hike 1:01 2
Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands 0:46 2
Man Dies After Long, Painful Battle With Life 0:53 2
U.S. To Slow Down Relationship With Uruguay 1:01 2
Kentucky Legislature Bans Gay Pet Weddings 0:42 2
70% Of World's Population Could Use All-Star Benefit Concert 0:53 2
Area Store Just Feels Like It's Going Out Of Business Soon 0:46 2
Half-Empty Bottle Of Malibu Found In Woods Behind School 0:46 2
Lutheran Minister Arrested On Charges Of Boring Young Children 1:09 2
Pirate Written Up For Dress-Code Violation 0:47 2
No One Has Heart To Ask Human Beat Box To Stop 0:49 2
Hollywood Diet Secrets Have Fallen Into Non-Celebrity Hands 1
State Bird Reconsidered After Latest Wren Attack 0:54 1
Knife Fight Rope-A-Dope Strategy Immediately Regretted 0:54 1
German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority 0:57 1
Authorities Place Alabama Residents In Foster State 0:49 1
Scientists Say Venom Taken From Politicians Could Provide Medical Benefits 0:52 1
God Worried Apocalypse May Not Live Up To Expectations 1:03 1
CEO Needs $30 Million Aspen Home To Recharge Batteries 0:51 1
Cleric Issues Self-Serving Fatwa 0:54 1
U.S. Department Of Corruption Denies Right-Doing 0:51 1
Parent Company Hasn't Talked To Sister Corporation In Years 0:56 1
Clothing Catalog Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Shirts 0:52 1
Attempted Murderer Gave It His Best Shot 0:48 1
Christian Porn Film Climaxes With Birth Of Child 0:55 1
Convenience Of E-Mail Takes Up 30 Percent Of Area Man's Work Day 0:55 1
Animal-Control Officer In Way Over His Head 0:54 1
Relaxation Tape Can't Play Any Louder 0:52 1
Nation's Grandparents Voice Concern Over Reading-Light Levels 1:00 1
Abusive Obsessive-Compulsive Has To Punch Wife Exactly 20 Times 0:54 1
Dream About Walking Around With No Pants In Supermarket Finally Comes True 0:51 1
U.S. Teens Lead World In Pregnancy-Test Scores 0:51 1
Local Man Can Finally Take 'Buy Socks' Off To-Do List 0:53 1
Farm Subsidy Blown On Farming 0:51 1
Pressure Of Sustaining Most Of The World Taking Its Toll On Rice 0:42 1
Freak Accident Paralyzes Man From Waist Up 0:47 1
Wife's Shortcomings Laid Bare By Female Sportscaster 0:50 1
You To Receive 15 Pounds Of Venison Sausage From Uncle 0:38 1
Bomb Sniffing Dog Humps Bomb Defusing Robot 0:52 1
Pony Lent To Dying Girl 0:47 1
Community Comes Together To Paint Over Ugly Mural 0:48 1
Party Guy Finds Party Wife 0:47 1
Multi-Vitamin Snubs Magnesium 0:46 1
Scientists Say Lifelike Pleasure-Bot Nowhere Near Tested Enough 0:51 1
Long-Time Recreational Eater Turns Pro 0:52 1
Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs To Make Reasonably Sized Dog 0:58 1
Street-Smart Teen Dies In Library 0:48 1
Eric Being A Real Dick Lately 0:37 1
New Hubble Peephole Can See Into Women's Showers 0:59 1
New Senate Bill Tests Through The Roof 0:49 1
Area Man Wants Something Made Out Of Titanium 0:47 1
Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities 0:50 1
God Re-Floods Middle East 0:46 1
Fat Family Has Fat Pets 0:54 1
Doctor-Patient Relationship Getting Serious 0:46 1
Area Hunchback Has Voice Of Television Announcer 0:54 1
Congress Overturns Ban On Lawn Darts 0:57 1
Man Gives Up Trying To Get Coat Back From Former Girlfriend 0:54 1
Palmolive Attacks Dawn For Coddling Grease 0:45 1
Area Grasshopper Kind Of A Thorax Man Himself 0:44 1
Horrifying Clamato Nursery Discovered In Mott's Dungeon 0:48 1
Man Being Dragged By Bus Leaves Hilarious Phone Message 0:53 1
Area Man Less Capable Than Own Watch 0:54 1
Sullen Time-Traveling Teen Reports 23rd Century Sucks 0:42 1
Area Fry-Cook Learns Leaving Restaurant Industry Isn't That Easy 0:47 1
U.S. Middlemen Demand Protection From Being Cut Out 0:50 1
Hamm's Beer Bear Found Dead In Flop Zoo 0:53 1
Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet 0:54 1
Man Defends Cartoon Character With Unexpected Vigor 0:48 1
U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan 0:46 1
Father's Dying Wish A Real Hassle 0:50 1
Fisherman's 4-Year-Old Son Liberates Bait 0:52 1
Alcohol-Themed Bar Opens 0:49 1
Pepsi CEO's Wife Buys Coke When She's Mad At Him 0:45 1
National Science Foundation: Science Hard 0:44 1
Man Born To Party Dies Partying 0:39 1
Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down 0:48 1
Police On Lookout For Poorly Drawn Man 0:48 1
SeaWorld Whales Demand 10 Percent Chum Increase 0:55 1
Study: Most Self-Abuse Goes Unreported 0:47 1
Report: Sorry No Longer Cutting It 0:56 1
New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity 0:55 1
Affable Anti-Semite Thinks Jews Are Doing Super Job With The Media 0:53 1
Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest 0:53 1
Nation's Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs 0:46 1
Florida Residents Pull Together To Plead For More Government Relief 0:52 1
Can Of Reddi-Wip Audibly Consumed In Next Cubicle 0:45 1
Public Urinator Gives Passerby Dirty Look 0:42 1
Highest Blender Setting Successfully Drowns Out Angry Jamba Juice Customer 0:42 1
97th Birthday Celebrated With Nurses Who Just Happened To Be On Duty 0:42 1
Visible Panty Line Discussed Like It's Cancer 0:43 1
Woman Only Dates On National Television Now 0:45 1
Mosquito's Life Cut Short 0:50 1
Bufferin Sought In Series Of Pain Killings 0:51 1
Boyfriend Vows to Try Harder 0:36 1
Cage Match Settles Nothing 0:49 1
Lost Nature Guide Completely Blanks On What's Edible 0:44 1
Love Affair Not Torrid Enough For Area Man 0:43 1
Johnny Depp's Indentured Servitude To Tim Burton Ends 0:53 1
Texas Jury Awards Victims $9 Million In Barbecue 0:53 1
Coffee Roaster Tries To Come Up With Patriotic Blend 0:54 1
Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet 0:47 1
Local Man Shot With Girly Pistol 0:38 1
New Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself 0:50 1
Guy At Bank Has Weird Hair For Guy Who Works At Bank 0:53 1
popular 'dad' character will leave next season 0:47 1
Jesus Questioned for Accepting Tithes from Lobbyists 0:49 1
Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God 0:50 1
Area Man Thinks His Insurance Company Is Awesome 0:43 1
FDA Approves Napalm Breast Implants 0:46 1
Suicide Hotline Operator Talking To Ex-Boyfriend Again 0:43 1
New Colored Light Added To Traffic Signals 0:53 1
Man From Last Week Smacked Into Present Day 0:55 1
Plan 'L' Switched To 0:50 1
Nation's Last Themeless Restaurant Closes 1:03 1
Urinator Apprehended 0:49 1
India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India 0:41 1
Mad Scientist's Plot Thwarted By Budget Cuts 0:55 1
U.S. Dentists Can't Make Nation's Teeth Any Damn Whiter 0:52 1
8-Year-Old Forced To Eat Organic Macaroni And Cheese 0:54 1
Weather Channel Opens Las Vegas Casino 0:49 1
134-Year-Old Man Attributes Longevity To Typographical Error 0:53 1
Nation In Love With Girl From Record Store 0:55 1
Last Great Party Of Man's Life Results In First Child 0:56 1
Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mount Everest 0:55 1
Childless Couple Seriously Thinking About Abducting 0:56 1
Faith-Based TV-Repair Shop Severely Backed Up 0:54 1
Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding 0:53 1
Roommate Eats Emergency Preparedness Kit 0:50 1
Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Back To Natural Habitat 0:48 1
Extra-Extra-Large Man Finds T-Shirt 0:46 1
Dead iPod Remembered As Expensive 0:52 1
Supermodel Really Interested In Meeting Creator Of Fan Website 0:54 1
Little Tobacco Hit With $3.5 Hundred Lawsuit 0:54 1
Manager Hates To See You Go 0:51 1
Area Man Switches To Backup Lie 0:47 1
Rapidly Swelling Man May Contain Traces Of Peanuts 0:30 1
85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten 0:45 1
Cancer Victim Given Second Chance At Death 0:46 1
Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids 0:54 1
Unemployed Businessman Has Time For Headache 0:59 1
Family Of 5 Found Alive In Suburbs 1:03 1
New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life 1:07 1
Hamburgler Urges Senate Subcommittee To 'Robble Robble Robble' 0:59 1
Community Rallies To Save Eyesore 0:49 1
JCPenney Abandons Its 45-Second Sale 1:28 1
6,000 Runners Fail To Discover Cure For Breast Cancer 0:51 1
Hair Weave Shaved Off 0:49 1
Spoiled, Doughy Brat Makes Local Parent Feel Spiritually Whole 0:51 1
Third-Grade Scientists Successfully Vaporize Water 0:47 1
'Expect Delays' Signs Placed Randomly Throughout Nation 0:53 1
Formally Evil Wrestler Realizes Error Of His Ways 1:18 1
Model-Train Hobby Becomes Model-Train Habit 1:04 1
Best Years Of Man's Life Apparently Never Going To Happen 0:46 1
Giant Blood Clot Dislodges From Your Femoral Artery 1:04 1
God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder 0:47 1
Four Generations Of Americans Demand Sitcom Reparations 1:05 1
Man Accidentally Ends Business Call With 'I Love You' 0:48 1
80% Of U.S. Now Selling Handmade Jewelry 0:46 1
All 7 Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale 0:56 1
Irrepressible Bad Boy Slays 7 0:46 1
Area Man A Walking Encyclopedia Of Everything Except Leading A Normal Life 0:59 1
Area Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Man Or Ducks 1:14 1
Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable, Ancient Evils 1:06 1
Local Man Gets Stabbing Right On 47th Try 0:48 1
Sitcom Actors Decide To Continue Show Despite Cancellation 1:10 1
Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night Faixa preferida 0:43 1
Guy Who Just Wiped Out Immediately Claims He's Fine 1:14 1
Man's Dream To Get Drunk In A-Frame Finally Realized 0:53 1
Procter And Gamble Introduces Home Menstruation Test 0:45 1
Genetically Modified Broccoli Shrieks Its Benefits At Shoppers 1:06 1
Magical Girlfriend Transmutes Guilt Into Precious Stones 1:19 1
Lone House Party Arrival Desperately Wants To Leave 0:59 1
Company Stops Dumping Hazardous Waste After Realizing It's An Auditing Firm. 0:52 1
911 Operator Patiently Explains That, No, You Can't Die Of Hangover 0:50 1
Okay-Looking Guy Meets Kind-Of-Pretty Girl 1:08 1
Dog Chastised For Acting Like Dog 0:46 1
McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising 1:05 1
Siberia Gets Light Bulb 0:56 1
Report: Sexism In Nature Rampant 0:58 1
Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed 0:52 1
Acid Trip Better Planned Than Vacation 0:53 1
Parrot's Previous Owner Obviously Watched A Lot Of 'The Price Is Right' 0:34 1
Area Man Has Sex With Beautiful Girl Just To Be Cool 0:47 1
Texan Says He's Had Much Better In Texas 1:10 1
Area Man Has No Ideas Where To Get An Envelope 0:40 1
Report: U.S. Kids Get Majority Of Antibiotics From McDonald's 0:51 1
4-Year-Old Gets Wasted On Rum Balls 1:00 1
Opium-Inspired Ad Executive Composes Epic Tums Jingle 1:17 1
Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation 1:06 1
NFL Linebacker Faces Suspension For Genocide 1:00 1
Governor Of Alabama Injured Imitating Pro Wrestling 0:47 1
Christian Weightlifter Bends Iron Bar To Demonstrate Power Of God's Love 1:21 1
Typo Results In 10,000-Acre Skate Park Faixa preferida 1:01 1
Internet Collapses Under Sheer Weight Of Baby Pictures 1:02 1
Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself 1:29 1
Voice-Activated GPS System Takes 'Top Gun' Soundtrack Fan Into The Danger Zone 1:09 1
Fashion Industry Pretends To Care About Plus-Sized Models 1:04 1
Titanic Reenactment Club Loses Another 1,300 Members 0:47 1
Area Man Told He Looks Like A Fat Greg Allman 1:05 1
Woman Forced To Converse Awkwardly With Bank-Promotion Clown 0:47 1
Dad's Paul Lynde Impersonation Lost On Daughter's Friends 1:02 1
Heroic Pit Bull Journeys 2,000 Miles To Attack Owner 1:20 1
Jackie Chan's Ancestors Shamed By Blooper Reel 1:08 1
Unsupervised 4-Year-Old Goes On Four-Bowl Boo-Berry Binge 1:09 1
Tension In Area Car Pool Rising 0:47 1
Film School Graduate Bad-Mouths Film School 1:01 1
Crossing The Street Downgraded To Number 785 On List Of Childhood Dangers 1:25 1
Worst Person Woman Knows Pregnant 0:43 1
Teen Sex Linked To Alcohol And Drugs By Center Of Figuring Out Really Obvious Things 1:16 1
Small Child Subjected To Elaborate Hairdo 1:20 1
Sherwin-Williams Triumphantly Reports Nearly Half The Planet Covered In Paint 1:11 1
Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby 1:06 1
Area Fountain Simulates Vomiting Lion 1:09 1
Ex-Girlfriend Flashback Leaves Man Paralyzed In Produce Aisle 0:50 1
CNN Introduces New Anchor-Bot 1:10 1
Family Dog Barking At Evil 1:15 1
Pope Wins Host-Eating Contest 0:50 1
Magazine Announces Plans For Special 'Sex' Issue 0:53 1
Sixth-Grader's Family Tree Fails To Hold Up To Scrutiny 0:44 1
Husband Buys Car Based On Lowest Passenger-Side Impact Rating 0:51 1
Lazy FDA Approves X-Ray Vision Pills 0:47 1
Movie Works Out Just As Audience Hoped 0:44 1
Girl In Park Acts Like It's No Big Deal She's Wearing Bikini 0:41 1
Member Of KKK Struggles To Blame Blacks For His Hangover 0:47 1
Desperate U.S. Colleges Consider Emergency Bob Marley's Legend Ban 0:44 1
Three-Year-Old Terrified By Sizzling Fajita Platter 0:43 1
U.S. Fast-Food Chains Agree to Voluntary Cheese Limits 0:49 1
Balloon Delivery Man Forced To Take Bus 0:40 1
Dead Do-It-Yourselfer Saved $42 On Brake Job 0:44 1
Technological Breakthrough To Fix Problems Of Previous Breakthrough 0:50 1
Jury Selection Proving Difficult In Trial Of 'The Jury Killer' 0:45 1
Apartment Set Up To Create Illusion Of Well-Rounded Life 0:52 1
Man Builds House He Designed When He Was 9-Years-Old 0:53 1
Food Critic's Wife Makes Best Lasagna She Possibly Can 0:41 1
Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Bag 0:51 1
Mass Of Unfreshened Air Moving In From Arctic Circle 0:51 1
Partygoer Vows To Fix Keg 0:43 1
Marketing Guru Also Getting-Divorced Guru 0:48 1
New Mistress Seems To Be Good For Area Man 0:42 1
Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill 0:44 1
Sunken Oil Tanker Will Be Habitat For Marine Life, Shell Executives Say WIth… 0:52 1
St. Jude Swears Off Ever Answering Another Personal Ad 0:40 1
Civil War Historians Posit 'You Had To Be There' Theory 0:46 1
Man Feels 19 Again After Not Getting Laid 0:49 1
Jesus Surprises '700 Club' With Walk-On Appearance 0:42 1
Infant Doing Everything In Her Power To Save Parents' Relationship 0:43 1
Peeping Tom Tired Of Watching People Watch Television 0:44 1
FBI: Muslims May Be Creating Nuclear Families 0:51 1
Naïve Detective Suspects Fair Play 0:42 1
Video Game Character Wonders Why Heartless God Always Presses Continue 0:51 1
Activity Made Up To Sell Athletic Shoes 0:52 1
Spy World-Famous 0:46 1
Director Of FBI Wishes He Had Some Alien Thing To Cover Up 0:42 1
Elderly Man Wages Silent War Against Pharmacy 0:49 1
U.N. Factoid-Finding Mission Discovers Liberia Roughly Size Of Tennessee 0:51 1
Area Neighbors Protest Tree House Acquisition of M-80 Technology 0:47 1
Nihilist Quilting Project A Depressing Success 0:50 1
Area Man Hopes To Accidentally See Roommate's Girlfriend Naked 0:45 1
Near-Death Experience Followed By Right-On-The-Money-Death Experience 0:49 1
Conjoined Twin Hogging Kidney 0:48 1
FBI: 6 Dead Not Really 'Mass Murder' 0:40 1
God Late For Local Wedding 0:41 1
LaSalle, Illinois Awaits Fabled Drug Shipment 0:47 1
Matthew Lillard To Play Matthew Lillard In Upcoming Film 0:46 1
Friendly Dragon Added To U.S. Arsenal 0:47 1
Mommy Had Sleepover Last Night 0:44 1
Witnesses Say Ostrich Farm Employee Was "Asking For It" 0:41 1
Heroic Turtle Dials Most Of 911 0:53 1
Surinamese Man Struggles To Write Great Surinamese Novel 0:38 1
McDonald's Stock Tumbles As Consumers Turn To Food 0:51 1
Laid-Off Zookeeper Goes On Tranquilizing Spree 0:49 1
Business Card Confirms That Real-Estate Agent Is Eddie Money 0:44 1
Blind Date Pronounces Every Syllable Of Word 'Comfortable' 0:42 1
New Bailiff Tired Of Hearing How Old Bailiff Did Things 0:46 1
God Quietly Phasing Holy Ghost Out Of Trinity 0:48 1
Guy Eats His Weight In Combos Over 3-Month Period 0:45 1
Catholic Child Told About Doggy Heaven, Doggy Hell 0:44 1
Small-Town Residents Come Together For Arby's Raising 0:46 1
Family Deeply Embarrassed by Way Son Died 0:46 1
Dysfunctional Singles Find Each Other 0:46 1
Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars 0:47 1
Compliment Goes Horribly Awry 0:43 1
Bird Has Big Plans For New Cage 0:52 1
Circus Runaway Not Looking Forward To Hometown Show 0:43 1
Stripper Failing School She's Working Herself Through 0:53 1
Candy Purchase Puts More Money In Raisinets' Bloated Coffers 0:51 1
Paleontology Class Winces Whenever Fundamentalist Kid Raises Hand 0:45 1
Government: Ignore Throbbing Love Orb 0:52 1
NASA Finds Evidence Of Humans On Moon 0:52 1
Casino Has Great Night 0:43 1
Area Therapist Beginning To Show Cracks In Caring Facade 0:48 1
City Councilman From The Future Warns Against Building 12th Avenue Rec Center 0:49 1
Big Happy Train Coming Down The Tracks 0:51 1
Bakery's Closing Nets Man Ton Of Free Eclairs 0:39 1
Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry 0:51 1
State Of Minnesota Too Polite To Ask For Federal Funding 0:50 1
South Dakota Asked To Water North Dakota's Crops Over The Weekend 0:49 1
Atonal Composers Gather For Atony Awards 0:49 1
Fucking 19-Year-Old Clerk At Fucking Musicland Has Never Even Heard Of Neil Fucking… 0:51 1
Christ Returns For Some Of His Old Things 0:40 1
Banks Introduce 75-Cent Surcharge For Using Word 'Bank' 0:51 1
Disney Family Vacation Ruined By Walt Disney Company 0:52 1
German Auto Engineer Issued Lab Coat 0:43 1
Security Guard Makes Passing Woman Feel Unsafe 0:43 1
Man Avoids Messing With Texas 0:52 1
Absentminded Professor Says Cure For Cancer 'Around Here Somewhere' 0:50 1
Necrophiliac's Release From Prison Seen As Threat To Area Corpses 0:52 1
Indiana Woman Puts Cool Whip Containers To Every Conceivable Use 0:45 1
Woman Feels Guilty After Switching Brands 1:05 1
Former Marine Plans To Watch Lots Of TV 0:48 1
Georgia Legislature Bans Indoor Spitting 1:16 1
Abandoned Mall Retains Eerie Vestiges Of Fun Shopping Atmosphere 1:11 1
Taco Bell Employee Somehow Dressed Down By Manager 0:50 1
VP Of Making Your Job Harder Given Raise 0:49 1
Local Toddler Shows Signs Of Becoming Ugly Like His Parents 0:52 1
Hollywood Accessed 0:48 1
Boy Scout Won't Do Anything Unless There's A Merit Badge In It 0:45 1
Hollywood Mourns Passing Of 16th Or 17th Lassie 0:50 1
Hog Executed Farmland Style 0:45 1
FBI Discontinues It's Witness Protection Parade 0:48 1
FDA Approves Sale Of Prescription Placebo 1:20 1
U.N. Factoid Finding Mission Discovers Liberia About The Size Of Tennessee 1:10 1
Rise In Teen Sexual Activity Comes As Surprise To Area Teen 0:49 1
Area Neighbors Protest Tree-House Acquisition of M-80 Technology 0:47 1
Donut Shop's Mission Statement Seems Awfully Ambitious 0:47 1
Enraged Man Fails To Destroy TV 0:54 1
Neurosurgeon Gets Heckled From Observation Deck 0:46 1
Substitute Teacher Totally Freaks 0:42 1
Area Man's Personal Philosophy Stolen From Martin Luther King, Jr. 0:45 1
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates 0:50 1
One-Eyed Cat Slipper Scares Crap Out Of 4-Year-Old Granddaughter 0:43 1
Home Sex Tape Watched Only Once 0:48 1
CEO's Marital Duties Outsourced To Mexican Groundskeeper 0:49 1
Club Has Big Hit With 'Closed Mic Night' 0:45 1
Dryer Sheets Recalled Due To Danger Of Over Snugglification 0:48 1
Drunken Episode A Repeat 0:40 1
Area Grandmother Can't Believe They Let People With Tattoos on 'The Price Is Right' 1:04 1
That Knife Guy From High School Arrested In Knife-Related Incident 1:18 1
McDonald's Releases The McCrazy Burger 1:10 1
Fourteen-Word Diet Stretched To 200 Pages 0:53 1
Man's Adulthood Spent Satisfying Childhood Desires 0:48 1
Narcissist Mentally Undresses Himself 1:04 1
Last Literate Person On Earth Dies At Age Of 98 0:52 1
Tenants Forced To Clean Apartment Before Telling Landlord About Mice 1:04 1
Area Priest Plans To Leave Priesthood As Soon As Parents Die 1:02 1
Guy Just Totally Smoking Weed On The Street 0:46 1
New Viacom Ad Tells Employees To Go Back To Work 0:51 1
Typo Results In 10,000 Acre Wyoming Skate Park 0:48 1
K-Mart Reorganizes As Bed & Breakfast Chain 0:53 1
Hellmann's Heir's Conduct Unbefitting Of Mayonnaise Empire 0:50 1
New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive 0:53 1
Local Father Fails To Forcibly Refold Map 0:51 1
Some Lady Weeping In Dairy Aisle 0:43 1
That Guy From That One Show In Rehab 1:04 1
6 Dead In West Point Panty Raid 1:16 1
Day Job Officially Becomes Job 1:11 1
Goofy Guy Named Gary Enlivens Otherwise Intolerable Wedding Reception 0:45 1
Area Man Offered Cocaine By Man He Met At Urinal 90 Seconds Ago 0:49 1
New Co-Op Airline Offers Cheaper Fares If You Help Fly The Plane 0:45 1
Midwesterners Descend On Insurance Company's Free Nail Files 0:51 1
Some Dork Brought In To Address Civics Class Today 0:53 1
Genetically Modified Shrieking Broccoli Toned Down 1:09 1
French Teacher Forces Student To Inform Her Of Bathroom Fire In French 0:52 1
U.S. Mint Gears Up To Release Commemorative Penny For Every County 0:49 1
New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac 0:42 1
Pentagon Gets 12 Weapons For Only A Penny From Columbia Missile and Tank Club 0:58 1
General Mills Pulls Nitroglycerin Chex From Store Shelves 0:52 1
Vatican Gives Popular Jesus Character Whole New Look 1:27 1
Scientists Discover Delicious New Species 1:09 1
God's Plan For Area Man Involves Kidnapping CEO Of Ford 0:52 1
Investigators Blame Stupidity For Area Death 0:42 1
Archaeologists Report Recently Uncovered Tomb Sure Smells Like Mummies 0:51 1
Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards 0:51 1
Cocky Attempt To Operate ATM In Spanish Backfires 1:10 1
Pope Lays Off 20 Cardinals 0:53 1
Reverend Blessed With Nine-Inch Penis 1:12 1
Photographic Evidence Shows Local Mom Used To Be Attractive 0:45 1
Cat General Says War On String May Be Unwinnable 0:49 1
Scientists Discover 6,000-Year-Old Stain 0:53 1
Study: 72 Percent Of All High-Fives Unwarranted 1:12 1
Stigmatic Teen Says His Miracle Is Gross 1:12 1
Environment-Friendly Hollywood Achieves 91 Percent Recycled Content 1:12 1
Aviator's Marriage On Autopilot 0:46 1
County Fair Judges Blown Away By Local Heifer 0:48 1
Meth Lab Tests Confirm Dealer's Hypothesis 1:15 1
Computer Hacker Denied Access To Social Life 1:12 1
Nation's Cotton Candy Crop Ravaged By Carnival Weevils 0:43 1
NASA Shuttle Bus Delayed 1:02 1
New Desperate Poverty Video Game Blamed For Urban Violence 0:50 1
God Returns From Two-Millenium-Long Vacation 1:11 1
Romantic Hostage Negotiator Offers Bank Robbers Moon, Stars 0:52 1
Jerry Lewis Telethon Loses Record $30 Million Dollars 1:14 1
Native American Realtor Doesn't Believe In Job 1:23 1
Aroma Therapist Fails To Factor In Own Falafel Breath 1:05 1
New Movie From Pixar Will Totally Fuck With Kids' Minds 1:27 1
Catholic Nutritionists Warn Of Transubstantiating Fats 1:07 1
Michael Bay Makes High Octane Trip To Grocery Store 1:15 1
Bonsai Tree Finally Dies After Four-Year Battle With College Student 1:07 1
Burger King Unveils New Trudge-Through Window 1:00 1
Off-Duty Weatherman Delights Seniors With Impromptu Forecast 0:52 1
Despite Lack Of Natural Disaster, Thousands Flee Des Moines, Iowa 1:21 1