Jus' a good ol' Honky Tonk livin' it rugged 'n' real, I tell you what! Gotta love it! Enjoyin' dem' big ol', dig 'em all, catch 'em all butter' eatin' corn rowin' hammer boppin' krezy ol' reptile creatures hangin' out wit' a loaded 12 gauge! Gore Shadow 4! Heavy Duty Satanic Blippers! Holy Moly It Came Out Of The Sky Jus' A Lil' Be O' Moh-leeh! Peace Blip Ultra! Ripped Reptiles! Ripped 'n' Gut Torn Reptiles! Ripped 'n' Gut Torn 'n' Blood Pukin' 'n' Life Enjoyin' Reptiles! Twisted Minds! Violent, RUgged! Violence Hater no.4! Big up! Big bless! Hey man, back in 'Nam, I tell you what, ain't nuthin' like it! Blue Rock Montana! Darn beautiful! Heck, I tell you what, ain't nuthin' like it. Dem big ol' pork chops arrivin' from d' sky diggin' life! Devourers lurkin' the earth! Chicago meatpacking plants! Splittng backbone Swift & Company! Now that's a real occupation son, nuthin' fancy jus' good ol' work! Now go make a livin' 'fore I kick yer ass! I'm crazy ol' son of a gun 'n' my boundaries are born in hell, penetratin' souls, eatin' pork, enjoyin' life, diggin' it hard! Hamburger Lover, Meat Eater, Critter Eater! Yep, that's me! Beatin' cows, fightin' wolves, butcherin' Hell Hounds! Critter hitter! Critter beater!