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Black Dahlia Murder: melodic death metal(?) for faggots
Jul 1 2008, 4h27
Ok, this is just to make fun of that "band" of these Michigan fuckheads.
This is not made to amuse or something like that, also this band isn't too good for me like that fatty hxc kid of cyanide257 said, he fails so hard.
What I want to say is that this band is shit, why do people like it? why do they sell records? WHY DO THEY EXIST? Whoever bought their CD should be hanged or executed with a nailgun... it's amazing how many polycounts their new album has here!
Sure, there are kids who think this band is the most brutal yet melodic n infernulz lyrics thing they have ever heard (especially the scene kids). But for listeners of REAL melodic death metal, this band is something to laugh at and joke about.
I honestly don't understand why faggots have had a sudden interest in Melodic Death Metal (although this is not new for metalcore at all). This is disgusting. Check this if you don't belive me:
Some fag's Myspace
These bands are too stupid to realize that relying on the same plagiarised riffs throughout one single album does not get you anywhere. Well, maybe with the scene kids it does, but not with people who have a sense of integrity.
Just talking about them will make my pubic hair fall for the fact that they are total crap and useless musicians, the drummer (if hitting randomly the drumset like an epileptic idiot makes you a drummer, ok) is ridiculous.
The vocals. They're horrible. Everyone can perform almost growly screamo screeches, and theirs are stupid as fuck. He attemps to sound brutal/angsty, but it ends up sounding ridiculus. I can't believe that they actually need a member to exclusively perform vocals, even Chester Bennington or Fred Durst could do them. What a complete joke.
With a band this boring and typical, I would rather run outside naked, take a shit in the middle of the street and be arrested by The Police. That would be much more entertaining and adrenaline pumping than this worthless band.
This band is the most generic, boring bullshit I've ever heard in "extreme" metal. The first thing that I noticed is that there are no balls. I am aware that there are bands that have managed to come up with good shit without the balls factor (Shining, for example), but balls in BDM's sound feel necessary, because their songs feel very empty whenever emoness comes up, which is another big problem in every album.
What we have here is even worse than St. Anger... these idiots are emos who heard an At The Gates song, then some My Chemical Romance, and predicted the trend coming and fucking ran with it... now, I don't have something against ATG, but this is total garbage.
They even have the cynism to say "the record is very well writen and has elements of pop and electronic music. Its one of my favorite records" about an emofag band called Scarlet. Are they that trendy and just wanna be accepted, or do they really think that this is REAL metal? LMFAO
Anyways, THIS IS SOME AWESOME MURDEROUS MELODY-FILLED MUSIC so all the pitninjas can unleash their angst and feel mighty and powerful.... Muhammed!, I don't understand those stupid moshers, music wasn't made to do karate and kung fu at shows, music was made to enjoy, every cool concert I've been has been ruined by those idiots, they even dared to mosh at Torsofuck and Belphegor shows here... but oh well, enjoy your moshing brutality, faggots.
I do fucking know how Black Dahlia Murder have so many playcounts here, and how they got signed, but not even Three Days Grace and Trivium combined could do a worse job than they did with the newer albums. Once again, fuck Black Dahlia Murder and fuck this fake-ass "murderous metal". Ignore this band at all costs and listen to something more worthwhile.
These assholes should be hanged and gunshot along with those queers of Most Precious Blood, All Shall Perish, Through the Eyes of the Dead, As Blood Runs Black, The Red Chord, they are the same shit.
"It’s quite a bit more personal lyrically, ranging from anthems of cheap sex and drug use to more classic Black Dahlia Murder horror style," says Strnad. "I’ve tried to reinvent BDM lyrically here. It’s still dark. It’s still really evil shit.". It's idiotic, wannabe-meany garbage, in each song, it's about a guy who cries, and denies society while sucking cocks. Yeah, I know I shouldn't complain, as the music is not about the lyrics at all, but come on... fucking faggots. Just check the video below to laugh a little, they recorded that video with 5 bucks I guess...
I have no idea how they got so popular; they're worse than Taking Back Sunday and Green Day combined. Black Dahlia Murder is the reason why metal is slowly dying. Nowadays it's all about who's better than who in terms of faggotry, which is not what metal, is all about, or how many goddamn hardcore riffs you can fit into each song.
If I were you, I'd listen to some Hypocrisy, or some Amon Amarth, or even Mors Principium Est if you want sweet melodies in your metal. However, if you want some generic emo gay bullshit... then go for it.
And to finish I call this "melodic death metal for faggots" because faggots love cocks and don't give two fucks about not being faggots. What a perfect comparison.
P.D.: I recommend you go kill yourself first if you like Black Dahlia Murder, Most Precious Blood, All Shal Perish and Suicide Silence and all of that "Melodicore Deathcore Metalcore" shit bands out there.
P.P.D.: I don't know what I recommend you to do next.
(links)
A BDM interview, in which Bart Williams talks about how they're all faggots who listen to Hip-Hop, Rock, and also to Pop-influenced music.
This is not made to amuse or something like that, also this band isn't too good for me like that fatty hxc kid of cyanide257 said, he fails so hard.
What I want to say is that this band is shit, why do people like it? why do they sell records? WHY DO THEY EXIST? Whoever bought their CD should be hanged or executed with a nailgun... it's amazing how many polycounts their new album has here!
Sure, there are kids who think this band is the most brutal yet melodic n infernulz lyrics thing they have ever heard (especially the scene kids). But for listeners of REAL melodic death metal, this band is something to laugh at and joke about.
That's right, those queers with "lolhipster" posses are the innovators of the awesome "real, serious-ass, murderous" melodicity.
I honestly don't understand why faggots have had a sudden interest in Melodic Death Metal (although this is not new for metalcore at all). This is disgusting. Check this if you don't belive me:
Some fag's Myspace
These bands are too stupid to realize that relying on the same plagiarised riffs throughout one single album does not get you anywhere. Well, maybe with the scene kids it does, but not with people who have a sense of integrity.
Just talking about them will make my pubic hair fall for the fact that they are total crap and useless musicians, the drummer (if hitting randomly the drumset like an epileptic idiot makes you a drummer, ok) is ridiculous.
The vocals. They're horrible. Everyone can perform almost growly screamo screeches, and theirs are stupid as fuck. He attemps to sound brutal/angsty, but it ends up sounding ridiculus. I can't believe that they actually need a member to exclusively perform vocals, even Chester Bennington or Fred Durst could do them. What a complete joke.
With a band this boring and typical, I would rather run outside naked, take a shit in the middle of the street and be arrested by The Police. That would be much more entertaining and adrenaline pumping than this worthless band.
Oh lawd, funny n seriouz guys aren't they?
This band is the most generic, boring bullshit I've ever heard in "extreme" metal. The first thing that I noticed is that there are no balls. I am aware that there are bands that have managed to come up with good shit without the balls factor (Shining, for example), but balls in BDM's sound feel necessary, because their songs feel very empty whenever emoness comes up, which is another big problem in every album.
What we have here is even worse than St. Anger... these idiots are emos who heard an At The Gates song, then some My Chemical Romance, and predicted the trend coming and fucking ran with it... now, I don't have something against ATG, but this is total garbage.
They even have the cynism to say "the record is very well writen and has elements of pop and electronic music. Its one of my favorite records" about an emofag band called Scarlet. Are they that trendy and just wanna be accepted, or do they really think that this is REAL metal? LMFAO
Anyways, THIS IS SOME AWESOME MURDEROUS MELODY-FILLED MUSIC so all the pitninjas can unleash their angst and feel mighty and powerful.... Muhammed!, I don't understand those stupid moshers, music wasn't made to do karate and kung fu at shows, music was made to enjoy, every cool concert I've been has been ruined by those idiots, they even dared to mosh at Torsofuck and Belphegor shows here... but oh well, enjoy your moshing brutality, faggots.
I do fucking know how Black Dahlia Murder have so many playcounts here, and how they got signed, but not even Three Days Grace and Trivium combined could do a worse job than they did with the newer albums. Once again, fuck Black Dahlia Murder and fuck this fake-ass "murderous metal". Ignore this band at all costs and listen to something more worthwhile.
These assholes should be hanged and gunshot along with those queers of Most Precious Blood, All Shall Perish, Through the Eyes of the Dead, As Blood Runs Black, The Red Chord, they are the same shit.
"It’s quite a bit more personal lyrically, ranging from anthems of cheap sex and drug use to more classic Black Dahlia Murder horror style," says Strnad. "I’ve tried to reinvent BDM lyrically here. It’s still dark. It’s still really evil shit.". It's idiotic, wannabe-meany garbage, in each song, it's about a guy who cries, and denies society while sucking cocks. Yeah, I know I shouldn't complain, as the music is not about the lyrics at all, but come on... fucking faggots. Just check the video below to laugh a little, they recorded that video with 5 bucks I guess...
I have no idea how they got so popular; they're worse than Taking Back Sunday and Green Day combined. Black Dahlia Murder is the reason why metal is slowly dying. Nowadays it's all about who's better than who in terms of faggotry, which is not what metal, is all about, or how many goddamn hardcore riffs you can fit into each song.
If I were you, I'd listen to some Hypocrisy, or some Amon Amarth, or even Mors Principium Est if you want sweet melodies in your metal. However, if you want some generic emo gay bullshit... then go for it.
And to finish I call this "melodic death metal for faggots" because faggots love cocks and don't give two fucks about not being faggots. What a perfect comparison.
P.D.: I recommend you go kill yourself first if you like Black Dahlia Murder, Most Precious Blood, All Shal Perish and Suicide Silence and all of that "Melodicore Deathcore Metalcore" shit bands out there.
P.P.D.: I don't know what I recommend you to do next.
(links)
A BDM interview, in which Bart Williams talks about how they're all faggots who listen to Hip-Hop, Rock, and also to Pop-influenced music.
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afz902k escreveu:
Fukken shaved. -
JumpForJamie escreveu:
oooft one angry boy. -
Lord_Krichian escreveu:
I recommend you go kill yourself first if you like Black Dahlia Murder, 3 Inches Of Blood, All Shal Perish and Suicide Silence and all of that "Melodicore Deathcore Metalcore" shit bands out there.
ah no sex lately? -
Kriss- escreveu:
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afz902k escreveu:
Mods == Gods
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afz902k escreveu:
Also yes, I haven't had sex in like moar than a year. Everyone knows sex is directly linked to musical preferences.
For instance, people who have lots of sex always invariably listen to Prince. -
Pjunkie escreveu:
I'm pretty sure 3 Inches of Blood is power metal not Melodicore Deathcore Metalcore. Although I do agree with most of your argument -
afz902k escreveu:
Pjunkie: You sir, are right, and I have corrected this awful mishap.
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Justd1e escreveu:
"Melodic Death Methulz is like so yesterday! Deathxcore iz whur itz at!" -
afz902k escreveu:
D:!
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afz902k escreveu:
Hate? Oh no sir I would not describe it as such.
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afz902k escreveu:
Yeah, well I'm not completely true, I mean, they do have some cool buildings there. Aside from that I don't particularly like Thailand so I guess it's safe to say I hate it.
I know they have easily accesible loli and 4 year old boys there, but really, eww, they ain't white. -
afz902k escreveu:
And fuck trannies, right?
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MetalFL0riO86 escreveu:
Topic starter is a douche...I prob know more about metal then you and Love Melodic Death Metal and TBDM's last album NOCTURNAL is one of the best Melodic Death Albums I have heard in many years...OMG I like TBDM...does that mean I don't know anything about metal? Well of course to an elitist douche like yourself It does...get a life -
MetalFL0riO86 escreveu:
Have to get your head out of your metal douche asshole...Just cuz something is not Brutal and true metal doesnt make it bad...It's closed minded assholes like yourself who give metal a bad name...So what If people like diff genres of music besides metal...Yes I hate alot of those scene core bands but TBDM aren't one of them. Oh and I can listen to hip hop and emperor in the same day...Telling people to go die cuz there music taste is diff then yours is nonsense.....AHHHH I HATE THE INTERNET!
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afz902k escreveu:
I might give metal a bad name, but you give love a bad name (and you're to blame).
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