Smurfkiller921

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Fun Facts:
-Pigs have 30 minute orgasms.
-Hitler was a vegetarian, suck it Ash.
-The Christian God doesn't exist.
-The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
-The Brontosaurus' brain was the size of a walnut
-The Elephant is the only Animal with 4 knees.
-Varg is a loser.
-The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
-Doctor Seuss came up with the term "nerd".
-The expression "to get fired" came from tribal practices or running out unwanted tribe members by burning down their houses.
-A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
-On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
-'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.
-Lawn chairs kill more people than sharks do every year.

-French fries were actually invented in Belgium around 1680. ~ Provided by TaikonL







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