I did this back in 2009, and it was really fun xD My top 50 has drastically changed since then so time for an update :)
01. Girls Aloud
They've been on hiatus for THREE YEARS!! They said it would only last for a year! They're getting back together this year, but man it took forever. And this isn't their fault, but Untouchable
was a flop and broke their run of top 10 singles :(
Her albums have been getting steadily worse since Rock 'n' Roll Circus
. They're still good, but not up to how awesome her earlier albums were. And I found Love songs
They're taking forever to bring out their new album! They promised it at the beginning of 2011, we're midway through 2012 and still no sign of it. And I'm also bummed they didn't win Eurovision last year, but again not their fault.
I've totally gone off them now. Sweet 7
was crap, and the constant member changes just got to me. I still ♥ their older albums, but I'm no longer a fan of the current Babes.
Aww, it's hard for me to be negative about my boys! But I guess I can say their reunion failed so bad. I had my hopes high and they were ruined :( Oh yeah, and Keep on Movin'
is totally overrated and nowhere near the best song they've ever done.
06. Spice Girls
I still can't believe they cancelled shows on their reunion tour to do more concerts in the UK and USA. How unfair for fans in the rest of the world! Totally selfish of them. Don't promise concerts you're not gonna do! And Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)
is good, but not that great of a comeback single.
07. Britney Spears
She seems totally uninterested in her own career these days. It seems like she did the Circus
and Femme Fatale
albums on auto-pilot.
08. Atomic Kitten
They keep saying they're getting back together and then it doesn't happen. Also I adore Anyone Who Had A Heart
but the girls half assed the whole thing.
Ugh, I can't stand her personality. I think she sounds like a total bitch and her thing with Chris Brown is just so stupid. Her music is awesome but I don't like her as a person at all.
10. The Pussycat Dolls
I hate the fact that (like the Sugababes) now they're a completely different band with the same name. Also I hated how Nicole sung everything and the other girls were pushed into the background. Nicole wasn't even the most talented! Meh.
11. Liberty X
Their third album, X
, was absolute crap. I only liked one track on it (Shotgun
), the rest was boring or annoying. They went sooooo downhill towards the end, which is a shame cos they started out amazing.
12. Lady Gaga
I love her, but sometimes she acts weird for the sake of being weird. She dresses too over the top, even for her. Born This Way
is an awesome album, but it's a bit overrated IMO.
Last time I said she was sort of boring, but I totally take that back now xD I guess my criticism now is that she takes WAY too long to release albums! There was like a 3 year gap between PLAY
and PAST < FUTURE
. Much too long.
She releases singles and album way too fast, making her the opposite of Namie. I can't keep up! Also some of her ballads are really, really boring and make me want to fall asleep.
15. Adam Lambert
It's hard for me to criticise Adam, considering I love everything he's ever done xD But I did read somewhere that he's not a fan of Nirvana
, which is crazy cos it's the best song on Trepassing
16. Christina Aguilera
Another artist who takes a lifetime to release new albums. Seriously Christina, it won't kill you to release albums within 1 or 2 years of your previous one! Also she seems like a bitch xD
17. Najoua Belyzel
She took way too long to release her second album, and by the time it came out, I'd lost interest in her a bit. I hardly ever listen to that album now it's out.
18. Jim Johnston
Heh, not much to criticise with him! All I'll say is some WWE entrance themes he's made are boring, but meh.
They split up :( It sort of sounded like they gave up after Ladylike
didn't do that well - it wasn't a huge success so they thought they'd quit.
20. Duncan James
He gave up on music too :( His album was epic, but he released the wrong singles from it. What Are We Waiting For?
was a bonafide hit if ever I heard one!
21. The Saturdays
Their first two albums were flawless, but I sort of lost interest in them after Headlines
. Dunno why, but they started getting boring. And On Your Radar
is too dancey for me.
22. Jessica Simpson
I find I can't listen to her music too much, otherwise it annoys the hell out of me. I think she gave up on music too quickly! A Public Affair
was a very hit and miss album - some of the songs were fantastic and some were dreadful. Unfortunately she chose to concentrate on the crap songs.
23. Velvet Empire
Um, yeah. They were a total flop, what else can you say? I love their album, but I'm practically the only person on earth who's actually heard it.
The fake lesbian thing was just stupid. And their music got a bit random and weird towards the end of their career. They tried way too hard to be controversial and it backfired a bit on them.
They're like the definition of a flop band xD Their music is fun, but man they didn't know how to be successful whatsoever. They tried too hard to be like Girls Aloud and it failed.
I'll do the rest later!