PrinceAmled

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The P stands for "perfect". The A stands for "awesome".

INTRODUCTION:

PrinceAmled said:
I don't need it, but I want it.

Metal, Noise, Blood and Fire.
Tell me what you most desire.


IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN BRAIN-WASHED.

I WANT TO BELIEVE



Some awesome characters:
Don't worry, this doesn't go on until the end of the page.











Poems that tell about me:

Steampunk Poem

Take the wrench and go on searching
for the gears that turn the hands
Deep in the complex machine
is the wind of some lost land
from dark dystopias of the future
to antique civilizations of the past
It's in this that time is measured
and why it will not last
When the cogs of the world stop turning
what can we say we found?
For when there are no people
the world will have no sound




Rain, Sweet Rain

Rain falling in tears skies can't hold
They are heavy, and fast and cold,
Yet so precious that its fall's mold
Can become the nest of a new life's fold

So inconstant you may think it is alive,
For it can destroy or let thrive,
For it can be loved or despised,
For it can be benevolent or be mised

And it is so human, the rain,
(Although it is most inhuman thing around)
That when the human bears big pain
Eyes got inspiration found
In no more no less than rain,
For tears imitate the very rain-like stain

And will be a day of sorrow,
When stars have rain as borrow,
And then we won't say again:
'Here comes rain, sweet rain'




The Agent

I am the reminder.
I am a herald of sorrow and anguish..
Pain and misery precede me on my appointed rounds.
I collect on debts owed. I am the keeper of receipts.
My list of diagnosis grows. I grow.
I am the Agent.

Through the years my disguises are many.
The result is the same.
I am irresistible, unstoppable, though once preventable, now terminal.
Final.
Look here to the dark angel of a generation misguided and mismanaged.
I am the way to this inglorious and undeserved end.
I have the last word.
I am the Agent.

I am the instrument of early demise ongoing.
I am a corrupter of men's ideal and intentions.
I am the Agent.

Some will escape me. Not many. All will know of me.
I know whom I have gotten and who yet remains.
I have the last word.
I am the Agent.




Heavy Metal: Love that Bitch

You gotta love that bitch, and the way in which,
she turns me on and flips my switch.
You gotta love that bitch. She makes her pitch,
and stands her ground without a hitch.
You gotta love that bitch, without a glitch,
she casts her spell like a blasted witch...

You gotta love that bitch. A fixture in my mind.
You gotta love that bitch. A picture that's divine.

You gotta love that bitch, with skin like quiche;
the jealous spy scans microfiche.
You gotta love that bitch. Without a stitch;
her big brown eyes make me bewitched.
You gotta love that bitch, her moves and twitch,
she finds new ways to soothe my itch...

You gotta love that bitch. A fixture in my mind.
You gotta love that bitch. And drink her in like wine.

You gotta love that bitch. She's found her niche.
She makes my doggone life so rich.
You gotta love that bitch, and plow her ditch.
It's doggy style in the kitchen kitsch.
You gotta love that bitch, with feelings mixed.
In awe of her I stand transfixed...

You gotta love that bitch. A picture so refined.
You gotta love that bitch, and love her all the time.




The Leader

Patient and steady with all he must bear,
Ready to meet every challenge with care,
Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,
Strong in his faith, refreshingly real,
Isn’t afraid to propose what is bold,
Doesn’t conform to the usual mold,
Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight won’t do,
Never backs down when he sees what is true,
Tells it all straight, and means it all too.

Going forward and knowing he’s right,
Even when doubted for why he would fight,
Over and over he makes his case clear
Reaching to touch the ones who won’t hear.
Growing in strength, he won’t be unnerved,
Ever assuring he’ll stand by his word.

Wanting the world to join his firm stand,

Bracing for war, but praying for peace,
Using his power so evil will cease:
So much a leader and worthy of trust,
Here stands a man who will do what he must.



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ABOUT ME:

General about me: My birthday is 28th of February. I Like music very much. I have a wide interest of music. I like metal, but also jazz and calypso. Think my taste in music is weird? I am the weird one! I believe in the occult. Life in space, ghosts and The Loch-Ness Monster. I like to talk a lot. I also like getting shouts. Don't think I'm an idiot. I know quite a lot. If you want to write to me, I suggest you talk about some of the things I like. But I also like to get requests for new stuff. If something will happen soon, I would like to know it some time before it happens. Now go on and read the rest!

I am leader of:




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My awards:

The Official Seal Of Awesomeness:


The Purple Diamond:


FBI Badge:


The Knowledge Trophy:


The Anonymous Suit:

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Favorite color: Purple, but none of that bright stuff. I hate that... Dark is my friend... Like many others, I used to prefer blue. But purple has some extra "tang" to it. And, no, I don't listen to Deep Purple.

Favorite food: Whatever tastes good. Can be everything from a bun to a roasted goose. My sister is vegetarian, so i won't get goose when she's home...

Favorite song: To Say the Least You're the Most Even though I mostly listen to rock, my favorite song is pure funk. Because a track with an awesome singer, awesome lyrics and awesome instrumental play simply can't be ignored.

Favorite animal: Turtle and platypus. Turtles has that grumpy face, and it just does something to me. Maybe it tells me that i should nurse it... A platypus is a strange animal. It is special in many ways. It lays eggs, but it also gives it's babies milk.



Look at it. You can't deny that it's cute.

Fact: The platypus has a poisonous spur on it's hind feet.
How cool is that?!

Favorite music: Metal. I don't know where it comes from, but it has been that way for a long time.

Favorite artist: Ozzy Osbourne and Judas Priest. I first began listening to music when I got my own computer. Before that, I played Guitar Hero. Because of that game, I learned about both Ozzy Osbourne and Judas Priest. I love both of them, and it's very likely that my love to both of them will go up and down sometimes.









Favorite sweet: Chocolate. If God is real, his gift to humanity was chocolate.

Favorite TV show: The X-Files. The unusual cases. The scientific/irrational duo. That is just some of the facts that make The X-Files fantastic. The plots are so well planned. A tiny phrase can later in the series end up as the big background story. What's not to love?



I also adore The Lone Gunmen. From left to right: Byers, Langley, Frohike. They're the coolest hackers in the world. Without them, The X-Files wouldn't be the same. These three funny characters even got their own spin-off TV show. But unfortunately, only one season. If this sounds interesting, you can watch the pilot
here.



Favorite actor: Will Smith or Jack Black. I like Will's attitude. He has also been starring some awesome movies. Jack Black reminds me of myself. He's so awesome when acting in comedy, and he's also a great musician. I wish I could be him for one day.



Favorite movie: Ghostbusters. Ghosts. Not anything new there. Evil God. Seen before. Crazy people hunting ghosts and evil gods. What?! That's awesome! The movie was actually planned to be a duo travelling through time, hunting down ghosts. But it's not, and the outcome is fantastic! Never seen anything like it!



Maybe i should have a quote too: Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.



Hey, don't look so sad. Let me cheer you up


If you read the above, you will now understand why I AM AWESOME.

And now for some of my random interests: The Danish flag is said to be the oldest flag.



A million digits of pi can be found on
this website. Some people have too much time.
And here you can see the longest words in many different languages.

Now for some links: http://www.darkroastedblend.com/, http://icanhascheezburger.com/, http://www.nataliedee.com/ or http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/all.

Deep Throat said: "Trust no one"



TRUST NO ONE