PhillCantu93

Click these links for lulz http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm208/Phillipsfakeaccount/14bkxs4.jpg http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm208/Phillipsfakeaccount/Oli_sykes_i_am_dissapoint.jpg http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm208/Phillipsfakeaccount/jobrosarebrutal.jpg http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm208/Phillipsfakeaccount/jonasfaggots.jpg http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm208/Phillipsfakeaccount/jonasfanfail.jpg http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm208/Phillipsfakeaccount/jeffloomismoto.jpg BANDS THAT I FEEL LIKE PROMOTING Murder Suicide Pact (Punk) www.myspace.com/mspfl Eating Machine (Grindcore) www.myspace.com/xeatingxmachinex Fatal (Thrash) www.myspace.com/fatalrules Akkolyte (Grindcore / "Rhythm-section Grind" ) www.myspace.com/akkolyte Force Of Action (Punk) www.myspace.com/wearethescuds Nemesis (Thrash) www.myspace.com/nemesisnc I have no where near as many artists as I should have on my list, and I'll probably never get to do that. In the meanwhile, you can ask if I like an artist, and I'll tell you whether or not I do. A little bit about myself, hmm...well, my graduating class is 2011 and I suck at sports (amazingly enough, I was in track for the first 3 semesters of high school, and I actually did well). I'm usually forced into situations where I have to deal with people I don't like almost every day, but I don't let that bring me down. I also have a thing for metal; namely deathmetal and it's subgenres, but even then, that's not the only music I like (see my library for proof). It just happens that I find myself listening to metal the most often because it's what I enjoy most out of all the music I listen to. I try to ignore trivial things when it comes to meeting new people, but sometimes, it really gets in the way. Arrogance is one thing I hate the most. I can understand if you're joking around (I make arrogant jokes about myself all the time), but when you're for real, you need a nice jab in the face. Seriously...no one likes a dumbass. Although I consider myself a metalhead to some degree, I'm not one of those no-life closet dwelling faggots who runs around telling people they're "not tr00" just because of a few artists they like. Those people are hypocritical pricks who claim to be so "non-conformist" despite conforming to a gigantic scene themselves. I hope those peope choke and die, to be honest. I guess you could just say I'm some random person. I'm a bit odd in the head, to be honest, but in general I try to be a very friendly and nice person unless you give me a reason not to be...in which case I may cuss you out. Speaking of which, I have a slight swearing problem. I try to use vocabulary other than "fuck", "shit", and so on, but sometimes nothing special or cool will cross my mind. I have a tendency to talk alot, and often I either get in trouble or I offend someone. Not that I care, besides, it's their fault they can't accept someone else's opinion. Although I tend to embody a "IF YOU DON'T LIKE METAL THEN FUCK YOU" attitude, I don't roam the lands telling people what music to listen to, and if you do then you can go take a jump...off of a cliff, that is. If you're gonna shove your opinion down other peoples' throats, then you can expect me to do the same to you. Bigotry is not my cup of tea, especially from other people. If you don't like my music, then get the fuck out and go listen to your Jonas Homos or Bring Me The HIV or whatever you faggots listen to. No one's putting a gun your head saying "listen to this or die". At this point, I probably come across as a complete dick, but that'll change once you get to know me. Some people call me "weird" because I tend to joke around about things. Namely, I love to poke at the "offensive" brand of humor, ie; racism, sexism, etc. but I by NO MEANS endorse these ideals. Like I said, I'm just fucking around, calm down dude. I also tend to joke about things including (but not limited to): how "manly" I am, and basically anything meant to emphasize arrgonace about myself. Again, I don't mean this, and I am just having fun. If you think I'm serious and you proceed to call me a fag because of it, then I crown you King in Stupidity. No one likes a party-pooper, myself included. I also have absolutely no problem whatsoever causing any form of bodily harm to someone who is fucking with me the wrong way (ie; a prank call, or you steal something from my lawn, etc...). I find it hilarious to tag random artists with tags that are not even any bit associated with that artist (ie; tagging the Jonas Brothers as 'brutal death metal', which I highly reccomend). I do not like mathcore in the slightest. It's probably the only genre of metal I cannot listen to. If you like it, fine, I'm not gonna hold it against you, but honestly, I find it to be rather pointless and unnecessarily noisy, plus 99% it's not even all that hard to play as they try and make you think it is (coughPSYOPUScough). I do not legitimately "hate" Blink182, it just pisses me off when people call them "punk rock". Besides, I actually like the two songs "Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker" and "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass". Borat>>>Bruno. Borat was an actual comedy movie while Bruno seemed more like a cheesy gay porno film with a Borat-esque twist to it. I endorse any and all forms of physical violence towards Oli Sykes. If you cause any sort of bodily harm to him/her (considering the fact that he's a complete faggot and a poser), I will mail you a check for $1,000. I hate Oli Sykes and I look forward to his death. I hope it comes within the decade and/or the next decade. If and when this happens, I will host a party to commemerate the fact that music has been saved. Things/People that are awesome: >people who have the "Super" music compatability with me :) >cookie dough >weed (I don't constantly rely on it, though) >moshing >Anything with fire (Yes, I'm a pyromaniac :3 ) >Root Beer >aviator sunglasses >beef jerky >Cream Soda >people who have similar tastes in music to me >technical death metal >fireworks >guitars, and any instrument used in music today (ie; drums, bass,etc) >Jeans that are fit but not to the point where they're tight >Barbeque >Tabasco Sauce (tasted a bit shitty at first, but I liked it eventually) >And above all, me! :D People/Things that can suck the fat one: >Oli Sykes >SOME Scene kids >Music that is marketed for the sole purpose of leeching off of the scene trend >Straight Edge scene kids (nothing against straight-edge people, but straight edge scenesters make me want to kill someone) >PETA >gun control >Furries >Anime that sucks, aka Naruto >Dragonforce nerds (nothing against DF, but it's funny as hell to piss off their fanboys) >Pig Squeal vocals (Although they are fun to do infront of cops, I will admit) >Deathcore and/or $lam-style breakdowns >Black Supremacists >Nazi Twilight fangirls who physically attack people just because they don't like Twilight (No seriously, this shit HAS happened before, go look it up on Google) >Disney Channel >Music Elitism >People who want special rules for illegal immigrants from Mexico and Cuba >People above the age of 9 who still like Pokemon >Dumbass Trivium fanboys who actually think Trivium is thrash metal (Trivium = METALCORE, get used to it...not that that's a bad thing, but learn your facts) >Dumbass metalcore fanboys who think metalcore bands are thrash metal (see above) >Fat People (no, I'm not joking about this one) >Dumbass highschool Jocks who have an IQ equivalent to that of a box of potato peelings >People who wear Misfits t-shirts even though they don't even know one of their songs and/or what genre of music they are >Chris Crocker >Nazi Jonas Brothers fangirls who automatically think you're the most evil person ever for not liking the Jonas Brothers (I've seen this in real life, so no, I'm not BS-ing you on this one either) >Obama Zombies >Religion (I don't hate you if you follow one, though, it's just a personal choice) >People who discriminate based on religious beliefs >Christianity (to quote Morbid Angel, "Vomit upon the cross and burn the book of lies!") >Islam (Yup, I said it...now come kill me, sand niggers!) >Hot Topic dwellers who actually think Cannibal Corpse makes good death metal (I don't hate you if you like them, though) >People who don't know real Grindcore from other genres >Any and all Mathcore music (with the exception of Behold...The Archtopus, but they're an instrumental band) >People who think Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne are real hip-hop/rap >People who think Green Day is real punk rock just because MTV said so (Go listen to some Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Dystopia, Resistant Culture, and this band from Florida called Murder Suicide Pact www.myspace.com/mspfl ) There's music I love, music I'm neutral about and music I cannot stand without throwing a fit of intolerance. I'll leave it at that, and it's up to you to figure what bands are on what "list" of mine...but for the record, here are some artists that make me cringe inside (I'm not saying "fukk u ur a fag" if you like them, it's just my opinion about these bands and their music): Bring Me The Horizon (notice that this is the first band that came to my mind), Chiodos, Euphony (some death/math-core failband in my local area), Dr. Acula (How the hell is this even music?), Saosin (Worst Singer Ever), The Devil Wears Prada (see Dr. Acula), We Came With Broken Teeth, PsyOpus (talentless noise), A Skylit Drive, Underoath, A Day To Remember, I Shot The Sheriff (fail guitarist FTL), Drop Dead Gorgeous, Suicide Silence, See You Next Tuesday, Emmure (wigger + scene = FAIL), Waking The Cadaver, Exit Ten, Glamour Of The Kill, Annotations Of An Autopsy (lolwut?), From First To Last, Senses Fail (more like just "fail"), Taking Back Sunday, Faker, You Me At Six, Drop Dead Gorgeous (pussy wanna-be melodeath),Bayside, Brokencyde (Soulja Boy for scene kids), Cephalotripsy (no talent cocks that try to be be "br00t4L"), Tokio Hotel, Jonas Brothers (I support diabetes in the fight against Nick Jonas), Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Demi Lovato (aka Demi SCENE-vato), Selena Gomez, Metro Station, Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne, T Pain, Kanye West, Flo Rida, VIC, Arab, any "hip-pop" artist on MTV, Cannibal Corpse (yes, you read that right), Vio-Lence (generic uncreative thrash douches), Motley Crue (wanna-be Van Halen that focuses too much on image and trying to be "badass"), Poison, Nirvana (no-talent stoner douchebags), In Flames (2002-present only, excluding one song), Morbid Angel (1997-2003 only, other than that they're badass as fuck), Hellyeah (wanna-be Pantera), The Number 12 Looks Like You, Dillinger Escape Plan (no, just no), Versus The Mirror, Paramore, any racist/elitist/sexist/nazist black metal band, Gorgoroth (after Infernus left), iwrestledabearonce......all of those bands and more that I'm too lazy to list right now. AIM= littlecantu93 Steam ID = the_slayer93 Myspace= /redneckphillip Facebook= /PhillCantu93 YouTube: coming soon Just because I show my Myspace URL does not give you the right to add me (unless you ask me first and I give you permission from there, but don't be afraid to ask). I only do so for the sake of reference.