MommyLukes

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  • Flash-fpo

    hope you had a good Weekend and here are then next one: It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

    17 Mar 17h32 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    I woud not a joke side only to your side...if you don't want more tell me

    24 Fev 19h46 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    thanks for visit my page again...hope you checked my banner

    22 Fev 4h31 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    thanks for your corrections of my new banner...it's even better to ask you or others before going online

    22 Fev 1h59 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don't feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

    22 Fev 0h44 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"

    20 Fev 21h04 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

    20 Fev 20h53 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a really ugly woman. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly woman, who in turn must have slapped his face" The ugly woman thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The Frenchman thought - "That f*****g Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".

    19 Fev 20h23 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" Little Johnny smiles and says, "A jack."

    6 Fev 20h27 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    only a short joke: Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday.

    6 Fev 15h51 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    If that's any good to you...you maybe likes more of them...send you some more next....lol

    4 Fev 19h30 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    by the way...here is something for you: An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts....... "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!!!"

    4 Fev 15h20 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    I'm glad ot hear something about you. How its going? hope you are well. Sorry can't remember why I visit your page at Dec...oh I see my shout below...so have another nice day.

    4 Fev 15h05 Responder
  • Flash-fpo

    Hi MommyLukes...i'm just here to wish you a nice day

    14 Dez 2014 Responder
  • tlukes123

    Cool deer! Some of the live stuff gets pretty out there for my tastes but I think for the most part the studio albums are all really good. I do have a copy of their first live album at home that I think is really good and if you want to give that a go at some point it can be arranged :)

    27 Jun 2014 Responder
  • tlukes123

    You should try Billy Breathes next or Picture of Nectar is pretty good too. As for me I'm diving into this prog rock playlist that furrow here put together. First up is Frank Zappa, not for the faint of heart....

    26 Jun 2014 Responder
  • lonelyfurrow

    I know a guy called tlukes, he's a big Phish fan... maybe you 2 should get together ? I've gone back to "A Picture of Nectar" just to compare the new with the old Phish.

    26 Jun 2014 Responder
  • tlukes123

    Cool :) Me too!

    26 Jun 2014 Responder
  • lonelyfurrow

    ...wombat... :)

    26 Jun 2014 Responder
  • tlukes123

    Yeah, yeah! Checking out Live at Wetlands right now, supposed to be a good one. Glad you are digging the Heart, can't go wrong with that one! Check out the new Beck when you get a chance, I think I'm going to end up buying it at some point. I think you'd like.

    26 Fev 2014 Responder
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