MemnarchThe59th

TWAT GALLERY


I am awesome. Born and bred in the dump that is lisburn. Now currently living in a ramshackle of a flat in the very goff city of edinburgh, sharing residence with a bunch of drunks and roadworks. I study computer science at heriot-Watt, glamorous I know. If you can't find me in the 'burgh, chances are i'll be in the glasgow with pitchfork media (sorry, sheldon).
When it comes to music, I am an elitist fuck, and I don't care. I will listen to all types of metal, although a-sexual Power(puff) metal, fruity Cradle of Filth Black metal , BLAST BLAST *FART SOUND* BLAST BLAST Death Metal, scene-core metal and ISIS can all suck my balls.
Also partial to a bit of industrial/EBM/futurepop and all that jazz.
Old-school goth and Darkwave as well. Plus a wee bit of indie and electronica. I am also a DJ, ladies, line up.
So far the best live band I have seen would be Kreator. Holy shit they are something else live.

And last but not least, 'The Sisters of Mercy'. they can have a genre of their own. Best band ever. Period. If you disagree you're the music equivalent of a Glasvegas fan.
Favourite band at the minute (still not as good as the sisters though!) would be the almighty ladytron. They just exude class and sex appeal. I also am going to marry Mira. Someday. Really.

The worlds best video has to be this. Is anything more cooler than Nick Cave and Blixia Bargeld in suits in a boat chugging whiskey? I think not.

setting the record straight.

- Sheldon, Foals are possibly the biggest waste of sound waves ever. They are not fun, they are not even remotely talented, they look like they just crawled out of michael barrymore's swimming pool, and the 'foals' dance makes you look like you've crawled out of his swimming pool with a very angry hamster up your rectum. Foals fans are gay. I HATE FOALS. FUCK FOALS.

- Pitchfork's metal reviews. or reviews in general are a sack of balls. Stop sucking Aaron Turner and Stephen O'Malley's tiny cocks you bunch of pretentious wankers. "post-atmospheric-manatee Calling pre tribal spiritual ethnic rock "? It's fucking indie, not a fucking anthropological dissertation.
I want to be sick all over your fucking faces. With peas.

- I fucking despise Ignorant Indie kids who refuse to realise the roots of their beloved indie shit.

- Alcest and Amesoeurs and the ilk are not post rock! There is nothing remotely post-rock about them! Metallers use this term trying to make them look intelligent and arty, but really, to superior beings like myself, you're all just a bunch of fucking clueless mongaloids. HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENED TO MOGWAI? thought not. fuck off.

- Aaron Turner. You're a fucking spastic. And his legion of pseudo intellimetal fans. You're not intellectualising metal, your just making yourself look like you have an extra 21st chromasome.

- Metal fans (primarily) who wont admit to liking fucking dance music. "I listen to post - electronic techno rythmical moving music"
No you don't, you listen to fucking dance. get over yourselves.

- Metal fans who don't understand Industrial. Godflesh were shit. They did not pioneer industrial, they were crap. Go listen to some Skinny Puppy and Throbbing gristle and Einstürzende Neubauten you plebs, before you come claiming you know what industrial is.

Everyone in need of a laugh needs to visit this page. It's like my worst fucking nightmare, a massive gaggle of Aaron Turners talking about the latest pitchfork trend while discussing the size of their fucking glasses. Get a fucking grip you spanners. It's people like you who are the scum of the music society, worse than the 'deathcore' kiddies, worse than the fucking 'uber-kvltist' black metallers everywhere. You're being open minded? You're being as close minded as you can get. A shower of shites who just turn up to gigs to be seen (sorry, scene). You listen to metal? Sorry what? I can't hear you with all that fucking cock in your mouths. Speak a bit louder.
And learn where metal evolved from, it most certainly did not evolve from Aaron Turner's anus.

Have wee read at this. Sums up my opinion of Isis fans perfectly 8)
MUSIC'S COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER LIST



Andrew Eldritch



Martin Rev



Graham Bonnet



Nick Cave



Sheldon. And his wine.

notice something in common? They all have awesome glasses. See that guy at the top of the page? He's fucking awesome as well.

PEOPLE I WANNA GIVE A BIG HUG



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LOL I mean really mate, where'd you get those glasses? Timmy Mallet? The only thing psycho about is you when you're in bed with another guy.



You're about as funny as cancer. Go play with the fucking traffic.



What? I mean seriously? You're a complete and utter spastic. Did you go to school in a yellow bus? Roll that tongue back in, it's scaring my cat.



Here, mate, you do realise that you are totally and utterly disabled? It seems to me your room has gravity coming out of it's right wall. Oh. Wait. Since when have people like this started dumping My Chemical Romance for Burzum anyway? I may just have to go and burn all my Immortal CD's, and hope I intoxicate you with my noxious fumes you faggot



This guy thinks iwrestledabearonce are grind, and that Napalm Death are shit. Here, guess what? I bet you wank off to pictures of Aaron Turner every night you saucy motherfucker. ;)



Lives with his mother, 26 year old virgin, weighs at least 18 stone, dandruff, socially inept?, blames his shortcomings on the harsh cruel world? Mi'rite? Yes I'm fucking right



Biggest gimp on last.fm. At 15, Shouldn't you be going out and socialising with fellow pre-pubescent plebs and not throwing shit on bands shout pages? Oh wait, you like anime, I guess that's that off the list then. Tool.



Just because you're an ugly fuck doesn't mean you should take it out on the rest of the internet. .


DISCLAIMER: Do not try and argue with me. I am superior to you. Your music taste is shit, I know more than you. Plus you're a tosser.

























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