Domingo 2 Mar 2008, 10h:14
(yes, this a rip-off consept)
1. The Clash Whiny liberals. Also, what's with jumping the genres all the time? Keep to formula, you hyperactive fucks.
2. Rage Against The Machine Sell-outs. Only listened by teeange faux-communists and mall-anarchists.
3. Steen1 Shitty flow, and what the hell does he think he can acheive with making songs complaining about how the system sucks?
4. Asa 'Philosophic' lyrics that no-one understands and backgrounds obviously done stoned.
5. Pink Floyd Want to be appear different and creative? Why not listen to classic rock. Pretensious cunt.
6. Edgar Broughton Band If the previous isn't pretensious enough, why not try a band no-one's even heard of.
7. Jontti & Shaka Whine whine moan moan. Do these guys ever stop complaining?
8. Dead Kennedys Jesus, what's it with all these whiny bands? I get it, the world sucks!
9. Dropkick Murphys Can't come up with new melodies, so they rip off traditional songs.
10. Yes Moar like NO.
11. Avain Same guy as Asa, deserves another mention for shit flow and whining about the world.
12. The Coup If it weren't for the original Party Music cover art, no-one would even know them.
13. The Pogues Another unoriginal band that just plays old songs, and presumebaly whines about how hard it is to be Irish.
14. Floggin Molly Same as Dropkick Murphys, except less punk.
15. Radiopuhelimet Unimaginative riff-based post-punk.
16. Grateful Dead Only listened to by stupid stoners.
17. Kingston Wall Same as above, but with added Pretensious Twat points for being obscure.
18. Looptroop Whiny liberals again.
19. Julma-Henri & Syrjäytyneet Using the shock factor to sell music. Also, what's with the paranoid lyrics?
20. Jethro Tull More classical rock garbage.
21. Pyhimys Hip-hop Hippie, acoustic guitar and whiny rhymes.
22. Bad Religion Ooh, what an edgy name and logo.
23. The Valkyrians Wow, half of their songs are covers and the rest just formulaic.
24. Led Zeppelin Obligatory for every smug Classic Rock asshole.
25. The Stalin If it weren't for the name, the shock value and their nationality, no-one would care.
If someone didn't get the joke, those are my top 25 artists. Couldn't bother covering the whole top 50. Might do that some day.