http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

The skin comes right off.

Quite Funny. Now in English.

http://www.gummbah.nl/pages/english.php

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2686/the20next20poem20dldz.jpg

This'll keep you busy. And calm you down..
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
http://blogs.uflib.ufl.edu/infocommonswest/files/2009/04/tone-matrix.jpg

And if you want to kick it up a notch:
http://www.hobnox.com/audiotool
http://www.synthtopia.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hobnox-audiotool.jpg

I've seen better days.