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  • Google versucht zu übersetzen....

    Jun 2 2006, 21h31

    So ich hab mal wieder Langeweile also klau ich die Idee von Intron und lass mir von Google paar Sachen übersetzen, hab jetzt mal meine Overall top tracks genommen... kommen ganz lustige Sachen bei raus ab und zu.



    Obere Schienen - gesamt Erzeugt: Freitag, den 2. Jun.

    1 Kreator - Phobie 16
    2 Bogen-Feind - Mechaniker-Gott-Kreation 13 <-- Also hier gehts ja schon los, Bogen-Feind... hehe
    3 In den Flammen - Kunstprodukte des schwarzen Regens 11 <-- Das gefällt mir auch gut... oh man
    3 In den Flammen - Nahrung für die Götter 11
    3 Wege des Besitzes - Darklands 11 <-- Bei dem Titel war sogar Google zu blöd.
    6 Megadeth - Angst und der Flüchtling-Verstand 10 <-- Ergibt Sinn ;)
    7 In den Flammen - Episode 666 9 <-- Viel zu einfach :o
    7 Megadeth - verärgert wieder 9 <-- Hehe wär ja richtig, nur Grammatik schwer ist.
    7 In den Flammen - nur für das schwache 9
    7 Deicide - Narben des Kruzifixs 9
    7 In den Flammen - Jotun 9
    7 In den Flammen - Blutegel 9
    7 Korpiklaani - unter der Sonne 9
    14 Megadeth - in meiner dunkelsten Stunde 8
    14 An den Gattern - blind gemacht von Fear 8 <-- Wieso rafft Google "Fear" nicht? xD...
    14 Amon Amarth - Tod im Feuer 8 <-- Auch zu einfach.
    14 In den Flammen - in der Suche nach I 8 <-- Yo wer sucht das I nicht...
    14 In den Flammen - abgefüllt 8 <-- Bei dem hier musste ich voll lange überlegen welches Lied überhaupt gemeint ist... hehe
    14 In den Flammen - hinter Raum 8 <-- Das is auch geil, da hab ich auch lange überlegt... Original ist eben Behind Space xD...
    14 Der schwarze Dahlie-Mord - ihn schwarz malen (Rollensteinabdeckung) 8 <-- Eins der geilsten überhaupt... ROLLENSTEINABDECKUNG OH MAN!! Rolling Stones Cover hahahahahahha
    14 Weltsturz - letzter Schritt vor dem Fall 8
    22 In den Flammen - Auslöser 7
    22 Megadeth - den König töten 7
    22 Gefrorene Masse - Stormrider 7 <-- Ist das wirklich zu schwer für Google? Schwach. Gaaaaaanz schwach.
    22 Finntroll - Försvinn Du Som Lyser 7 <-- Ja gut ist kein englisch :o
    22 In den Flammen - Moonshield 7 <-- Schon wieder is Google zu blöd, können ja wenigstens lustig improvisieren wie bei Rollensteinabdeckung...
    22 Krankhafter Engel - Trommel-überprüfung 7 <-- auch gut... hehe
    22 Kataklysm - als I Slither 7
    22 Bogen-Feind - verkörperter lösender Mißbrauch (Karkasse) 7 <-- Hier musste ich auch lachen, schon alleine wegen Karkasse...
    22 Bogen-Feind - Nemesis 7 <-- Zu einfach...
    22 Bogen-Feind - ich bin Legende/heraus für Blut 7 <-- Das hier is aber auch wieder gut, HERAUS FÜR BLUT!!
    32 Megadeth - Vertrauen 6
    32 Megadeth - Hangar 18 6
    32 Megadeth - zum Hangar zurückgehen 6
    32 Megadeth - absolut aufwachen 6 <-- Also ich würde Wake Up Dead NICHT mit absolut aufwachen übersetzen xD
    32 Deicide - Bibel Basher 6 <-- Schade ich dachte hier kommt wenigstens Verklopper oder son Scheiß.
    32 Schatten-Fall - untätige Hände 6
    32 Amon Amarth - Siegreicher Marsch 6 <-- Nagut der Titel war eh schon auf deutsch, is ja langweilig so
    32 Kataklysm - Blut auf den Schwänen 6 <--- H5N1...
    32 In den Flammen - F (r) iend 6
    32 Mit Neigung - Schwärzung Doth holen Sterblichkeit 6 <-- Mit Neigung... blöder kann man With Passion glaub ich garnicht übersetzen... und dann den Titel auch noch versauen, war ja klar ;)
    32 Mit Neigung - die Prophezeiungen des Höllenfeuers 6 <-- Nagut hier gehts, abgesehen vom Bandnamen ja
    32 Soilwork - Nerv 6
    32 Bogen-Feind - Skeleton Tanz 6
    32 Bogen-Feind - Machtkampf 6 <-- Der war auch schon auf deutsch, unfair.
    32 Wege des Besitzes - das milde bluten 6 <-- Haha... wie geil... aber nur milde!!
    32 Cryptopsy - die Seuche dieses Walketh in der Schwärzung (Psalm 91 5-8) 6 <-- Schwärzung deluxe.
    32 Wege des Besitzes - wo der leere Gott liegt 6 <-- Das hier geht sogar noch, hätte ich selbst auch nicht viel anders übersetzt hehe
    32 Korpiklaani - glückliches kleines Boozer 6 <-- Ja, weil Boozer so ein bekanntes deutsches Wort ist... naja
    32 Ministerium - Rio Grande Blut 6


    So das wars erstmal von mir vielleicht irgendwann mal mehr, neue gestohlene Ideen von anderen Leuten, ich hab zu viel damit zu tun meine Energie in garnix zu stecken.
  • Songs in my pants!

    Mai 19 2006, 19h05

    Put your media player on random and add "in my pants" to the first 20 songs. Yeah I know, very clever shit, but funny.

    1. Sadness and Hate in my pants
    2. The Distance in my pants
    3. Skin Is In in my pants
    4. Tale of Revenge in my pants
    5. Sanded Faceless in my pants
    6. As We Speak in my pants
    7. Journey Through The Dark in my pants
    8. Scarred in my pants
    9. Blood Bound in my pants
    10. Beg in my pants
    11. Hangar 18 in my pants
    12. Damage Case in my pants
    13. I surrender in my pants
    14. Fields in Flames in my pants
    15. Sick Of Running Away in my pants
    16. Kill The King in my pants
    17. Man Bites God in my pants
    18. Leave This World Behind in my pants
    19. Strading Purposefully Backwards in my pants
    20. When Cannons Fade in my pants

    The only comment I want to add, is... please don't kill the king in my pants!!
  • Winamp (Wh)oracle part II

    Mai 16 2006, 20h15

    Allright I thought I might try another one of those Winamp shuffle games, maybe there will come up some very important things to know, so... here I go...


    If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
    Song: Allegiance
    Artist: Dimmu Borgir
    Comment: Would be silly somehow, but at least I know now what to scream if this happens someday.

    The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
    Song: Moonlight
    Artist: Kamelot
    Comment: Wouldn't know why, maybe when some werewolfs are running towards us, I could explain it by saying... well, moonlight!

    Your favorite thing to say when drunk is:
    Song: Burnin' For You
    Artist: Iced Earth
    Comment: Not really.

    Your message to the world:
    Song: Feel Like Fever Now
    Artist: Disharmonic Orchestra
    Comment: Another quite stupid answer.

    When you think of your best friend you think:
    Song: Circles
    Artist: Passenger
    Comment: Yeah because this guy likes to walk circles. Not really.

    Your deepest secret:
    Song: Entrance
    Artist: Caliban
    Comment: Does any answer here make sense...? My god.

    Your innermost desire:
    Song: Shivers Of A New World
    Artist: Kataklysm
    Comment: Right, sail west and find a new world. And get sick. Couldn't think of anything better!

    Your oldest memory makes you think:
    Song: The Groan Of Wind
    Artist: Kalmah
    Comment: Maybe it was the first thing I heard when I was born. Interesting.

    Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
    Song: Wyrd Of The Dead
    Artist: Einherjer
    Comment: Ok, now I can tell you... I was writing my wedding vows and I really included that... but it was a secret... *rolleyes*

    On your deathbed, you'll whisper:
    Song: Torn To Pieces
    Artist: Death
    Comment: Then I wouldn't really find time to lay down on a deathbed and whisper to someone, but maybe I will be sick and would rather be torn to pieces. I'll have to wait.

    Your friends say behind your back:
    Song: 8th Commandment
    Artist: Sonata Arctica
    Comment: I'll definitely have to talk to them about this. Because... DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

    You say behind your friends' backs:
    Song: Incarnated Solvent Abuse
    Artist: Arch Enemy (Carcass cover, though)
    Comment: Not that I know about it.

    Your opinion of MySpace:
    Song: The Hunter
    Artist: Iced Earth
    Comment: MySpace likes to hunt people!!

    When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
    Song: Demoniality
    Artist: Arch Enemy
    Comment: Sometimes.

    If you found yourself lost on a desert island, you'd yell:
    Song: Inauguration Of Scorpio Dome
    Artist: Behemoth
    Comment: At least I would have something to do, then. Instead of finding food or water.

    Right now, your feelings are:
    Song: Dreaming 24/7
    Artist: Scar Symmetry
    Comment: Thats actually true. But I don't only feel like that at the moment, I do all the time.

    What's your excuse for reposting this:
    Song: Krig
    Artist: Finntroll
    Comment: Ich krig gleich höchstens nen Anfall.

    Your life's soundtrack:
    Song: Sixpounder
    Artist: Children of Bodom
    Comment: Good to know.

    The day you fall in love will be the day that:
    Song: To Rid The Disease
    Artist: Opeth
    Comment: I get rid of some disease by falling in love, or will my love be the disease I will later get rid off? Crazy shit.

    You scream during sex:
    Song: Head First
    Artist: Searing I
    Comment: I... better don't comment that at all... o.O

    Your farewell message to the readers of this:
    Song: Suicide Nation
    Artist: At the Gates
    Comment: Yeah, commit suicide, probably because this was so boring. Hope the next one (if I will do this again) will have better answers.
  • QuizzzZZzzz....

    Mai 15 2006, 8h15

    1. What are you listening to right now?
    Hammar Haus

    2. What song makes you sad?
    None.

    3. What is the most annoying song in the world?
    There are so many songs that piss me off, but I usually don't listen to songs that piss me off, so...

    4. Your all time favorite band?
    In Flames.

    5. Your newly discovered band is?
    Korpiklaani. Like them!

    6. Best female voice?
    ANGELA GOSSOW. (Arch Enemy)

    7. Best male voice?
    Peter Tägtgren. (Hypocrisy)

    8. Music type you find yourself listening to most?
    , or .

    9. What do you listen to, to hype you up?
    To hype me up? Dunno, some song I like at the moment. Varies...

    10. What do you listen to when you want to calm down?
    Hmmmm hard question, when I want to calm down I simply listen to some instrumental songs or slow ones by bands like Blind Guardian stuff or some Demons & Wizards... can't really name one song.

    11. Last gig/concert you went to?
    In Flames in cologne, it was GREAT.

    12. Band you find yourself listening to the most right now?
    Probably In Flames or Megadeth...

    13. Most hated band?
    I usually don't listen to bands I dislike so I don't come across a band i really hate, but there are bands like some german band at the moment, who piss me off with there mere existence, I'm not going to say the name, because they would get attention then. They don't deserve attention. They deserve to die. I guess the most germans will know which band I talk about... with some children in it and stuff.

    14. Song that makes you think?
    Maybe... Adjusting the Sun

    15. Band that you think the world should love as much as you do?
    Ha-Do-Ken :D..... and Die Kranken Mo!ise!

    16. Coolest music video?
    Hmmm I think the video to Trigger is a good one, especially since it's been a cooperation with Soilwork, their video to Rejection Role is almost the same, look at it in case you don't know it.

    17. Music video with the most babe watch?
    Hehe probably Borders & Shading.

    18. What do you play/would you play in the bedroom to spice things up?
    Depends on the woman ;)

    19. Can you play a musical instrument?
    Guitar, I want to learn to play the violine, too, maybe some bass or drums later, time will tell!

    20. Ever been in a mosh pit?
    Yes.

    21. Are you in a band?
    We're still looking for a drummer and a singer, but yes.

    23. Ever dated a musician?
    No.

    28. Do you wish yourself that you were a musician?
    I WILL be a musician. All other jobs mean that I failed my life ;)

    29. Best chick band you know of?
    Ummm... would be Kittie since it's the only "chick band" I care about.

    31. Last song that you heard on the radio/cd...etc...?
    Don't listen to the radio but the last song that I heard on cd was Your Bedtime Story is Scaring Everyone.

    32. What do you think of Classical music?
    Very good to listen to sometimes. I like Berlioz and Beethoven, Bach... stuff like that.

    33. What do you think of Country music?
    I don't like it, but as long as someone does, it should exist.

    34. What do you think of Death metal?
    Best shit humanity ever invented. Go to hell, WHEEL or ELECTRICITY! Ok electricity is needed to amplify this great stuff.

    35. Last BIG band that you saw live?
    If BIG means succesfull, then probably In Flames. Or the support band Sepultura, which I don't like that much but some people do and would surely call them a BIG band, concidering their influence on other bands and Metal itself.

    36. Are you a groupie?
    No.

    37. Do you listen to music in foreign languages?
    Yes.

    38. What famous musician would you like to fuck!?
    ....? Actually none, the only one I could think of now would be Angela Gossow, but I wouldn't really want to fuck her. Just listen to her growl ;)

    39. Worst concert moment?
    When the In Flames concert was over.

    40. Funny concert moment?
    When Angela Gossow kept looking into my eyes while we were headbanging...

    41. Sad concert moment?
    When the In Flames concert was over.

    42. Best local act you can think of?
    World Downfall or Exchased. But hey, Ha-Do-Ken and Die Kranken Mo!ise of course ;)

    43. If you were a musical instrument what would you be?
    Difficult one... maybe a bass, noisy but nobody hears me, just subliminal xD

    44. Do you listen to the radio?
    No.

    45. Do you watch music TV?
    Sometimes, yes.

    46. Do you follow the music charts, like the top 40?
    Hell, no.

    47. Have you met any famous musicians?
    I met my bandmembers and we will be famous someday ;)

    48. Are any of your friends/family/etc. musicians?
    Yes, but only friends, in my family nobody plays an instrument.

    49. Song that best describes your feelings right now?
    Probably Phobia because the day after tomorrow I will have my final examination at school and I'm a LITTLE nervous. I meant to say SCARED.

    50. Song that describes your life?
    Siegreicher Marsch *g*

    51. Do you know the names of all the band members that you listen to?
    Of my favourite bands, yes, but to know every person in every band I listen to would be too much for my little brain.

    52. Does a musician’s physical attractiveness play a role in the music that you listen to?
    HELL, NO.

    53. What famous musician do you want to marry?
    None.

    53. Favourite movie sound track?
    Ummmmmm... don't listen to soundtracks, but I bought Star Wars Episode 1 and it's quite allright.

    55. Any musician pet hates?
    Not really...

    56. What do your parents listen to?
    HAHA I brought my mom to listen to In Flames, Blind Guardian, Dark Tranquillity and some other bands, at least sometimes... good job I think... but mostly she listens to Oldies, Connie Francis, Elvis Presley, The Beatles... you know!

    57. What are you listening to right NOW?
    The Arrival of the Fimbul Winter

    58. Do you wear band etc T-shirts?
    Yes. At the moment, I'm wearing a Six Feet Under shirt.

    59. What do you think of people who do?
    I fucking hate them because they imitate me. No, of course not... I don't know, they show what they like and that's what I do, too.

    Allright, another very damn interesting quiz done by me. If you read this to the end, you're probably as bored as me.
  • Boredom strikes again...

    Mai 7 2006, 9h59

    I'm bored so i decided to do another one of those questionnaries...


    Write in your top 10 on Last.fm:

    1.In Flames
    2.Megadeth
    3.Arch Enemy
    4.Amon Amarth
    5.Hypocrisy
    6.Soilwork
    7.Deicide
    8.World Downfall
    9.Cannibal Corpse
    10.Blind Guardian

    Now answer the questions according to the numbers:

    1. What was the first song you ever heard by 6?

    I guess it was Rejection Role but I don't really remember... ah I know, it was Light the Torch. Saw the video and thought it was quite good.


    2. What is your favourite album of 2?

    Clearly Rust In Peace...!! But everything of Megadeth rocks.


    3. What is your favourite lyric that 5 has sung?

    Probably it would be from the song Adjusting the Sun...

    Science.
    Terrorists.
    Religion.
    AntiChrist.
    You think you know the answer?
    Heaven.
    Hell.
    God.
    Satan.
    Would not be without the other.


    4. How many times have you seen 4 live?

    Not at all, but i hope that changes soon. Seen live videos, and can't wait to see them live...


    5. What is your favourite song by 7?

    I guess Scars of the Crucifix, but i like Mad At God and Blame It On God, too... but I think Mr. Benton has a serious problem.


    6. What is a good memory you have considering the music of 10?

    I've got a lot of good memories concerning Blind Guardian... hard to say... probably just having a lot of good times listening to them.


    7. Is there a song of 3 that makes you sad?

    No. Not one song I like could make me sad. Only being forced to listen to music I dislike makes me sad ;)

    8. What is your favourite lyric that 2 has sung?

    Heh, there is a fucking lot that I like about Megadeth's lyrics but i guess at the moment I like these lines from the song Something That I'm Not...

    Unlike you I'm no vision to myself, lest you forget
    You didn't ever make metal, buddy; metal made you
    To crush and run over everyone along the way
    It's something that you are; its something that I'm not


    9. What is your favourite song by 9?

    The Bleeding... just great song, but maybe Stripped, Raped and Strangled... no I stay with The Bleeding


    10. How did you get in to 3?

    Saw a video on TV. It was We Will Rise, and I liked it. A few days later my brother was in my room and the video was on TV again, i watched it, and he looked at it once or twice while he sat at the computer and suddenly he asked... "Why does the singer look so strange?" I laughed and said... "Because it's a WOMAN!"

    11. What was the first song you heard by 1?

    Cloud Connected. Again, I saw the video first and liked it immediately. Today, I still like Could Connected and the whole Reroute to Remain album, but the older things are better, after listening to everything they recorded.


    12. What is your favourite song by 4?

    Death in Fire.


    13. How many time have you seen 9 live?

    Not once. Yet. Planning to change that, too.

    14. What is a good memory you have concerning 2?

    Learning some of their songs on guitar really improved my guitar skills. Still regarding Dave Mustaine as one of my favourite guitarists, I like his style.


    15. Is there a song of 8 that makes you sad?

    Same answer as in question 7... no song I like would make me sad. To be honest, I'm hardly ever sad ;)


    16. What is your favourite album of 5?

    The Arrival. Great album, great lyrics, great riffs... great atmosphere... great band, great music!


    17. What is your favourite lyric that 3 has sung?

    Took me some time to decide, but I think it's those lines from the song Leader Of The Rats... despite the song itself is not the best...

    Hiding behind trivial cynicism
    Venomous tongues spitting forth lies
    So quick to criticize the life of others
    Who are you to judge us


    18. What is your favourite song of 1?

    :O Almost impossible to decide. I love nearly all songs of In Flames... but well, I really like to listen to Brush the Dust Away...


    19. What is your favourite song of 10?

    Man, I don't like these favourite song questions. I like this one, i love that one, i hate this song... but I just can't really tell which is my favourite, it varies... but I think I could call Mordred's Song my favourite... for now.


    20. How many times have you seen 8 live?

    Once. Seen them on the Arch Enemy tour, they were the first band, local act and stuff, barely someone knew them and even less liked them. But I did... and I still do, World Downfall rule.


    21. What is your favourite album of 1?

    Okay, telling which albums are my favourite is easier then to say which song is my favourite. My favourite In Flames album is Clayman.


    22. What is a great memory you have considering 9?

    Trying to learn some songs on the guitar, really hard, and maybe headbanging myself to death while listening to them.


    23. What was the first song you heard by 8?

    :O I don't remember. Didn't know their songs at all... but hey my pal got the setlist... ok this idiot just told me that he threw it away the day after the concert... well, I guess we'll never know then.


    Ok this was another very interesting questionnaire, I hope you enjoyed reading, but if not... I don't mind.
  • My Emo Rating :o

    Mai 6 2006, 9h54

    1. Take your top ten artists and get their 'emo rating'.
    If you look on the artist page and then click
    "Tags" you can see how many times they've been tagged "Emo":

    In Flames: 24
    Megadeth: 6
    Arch Enemy: 6
    Amon Amarth: 4
    Hypocrisy: 0
    Soilwork: 7
    Deicide: 2
    World Downfall: 0
    Cannibal Corpse: 0
    Blind Guardian: 2

    2. Add them all together and divide by 10 to get the average:

    5,1


    3. Then divide that by the average of the top ten emo artists, which is: 826.8.

    0,006168


    4. Multiply your result by 100 to get a percentage.

    0,61

    I'm 0,61% emo... still to high!!

    ...hehe
  • The best band possible...

    Mai 2 2006, 21h35

    If i would be asked to put some artists together to form the greatest band alive, i'd choose these ones without thinking twice...

    Vocals: Peter Tägtgren (Hypocrisy, Bloodbath (only on Nightmares Made Flesh), Pain)... because his vocals just kick ass... fucking impressive.

    Guitar: Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth, Demons & Wizards)... because he writes such insane riffs, that my ears melt when I hear them. :o

    Guitar: Björn Gelotte (In Flames)... because he would add the great melodies needed for a good band, besides HE RULES. (as seen in my avatar... hehe)

    Bass: Alex Webster (Cannibal Corpse, Machinations of Dementia)... simply because he kicks bass solos that are better than a lot guitar solos i've heard so far. And the best band of the world really needs bass solos.

    Drums: Martin Maurais (Kataklysm)... well, if you've listened to songs like Blood On The Swans you will know why he's THE MAN. I think it's a pity they kicked him out of Kataklysm to get his predecessor Max Duhamel on the drums again, friendship and loyalty and stuff, but everybody has to admit Martin is the better drummer. Still, the new album is great.

    Well, if this band would exist i would call them Enraged Creatures, and they would melt every stage they'd play. No doubt :o
  • The Winamp (Wh)oracle

    Abr 28 2006, 13h04

    Thought I'd try this one and see what it can tell me about my life ;)


    How does the world see me?
    Song: Hope Is...
    Artist: Killswitch Engage
    Comment: I guess i should hope to be seen at all? Good to know.

    Will I have a happy life?
    Song: Go To Hell
    Artist: Megadeth
    Comment: This obviously means NO.

    What do my friends really think of me?
    Song: The Number Of The Beast
    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Comment: Good or bad? o.O

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Song: Figure Number Five
    Artist: Soilwork
    Comment: Don't know how to understand this

    How can I make myself happy?
    Song: Angels Holocaust
    Artist: Iced Earth
    Comment: ... a bit harsh maybe?

    What should I do with my life?
    Song: Litany Of Curses
    Artist: Hexenhammer
    Comment: Well either I should burn witches or curse someone.

    Why should life be full of so much pain?
    Song: War Is Coming
    Artist: Six Feet Under
    Comment: War explains pain ;)

    How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    Song: Riders Of The Storm
    Artist: HammerFall
    Comment: Only having sex when it's storming outside...?

    Will I ever have children?
    Song: The Mighty Doors Of The Speargod's Hall
    Artist: Amon Amarth
    Comment: My children will be gods? Why not.

    Will I die happy?
    Song: As The Tables Turn
    Artist: CKY
    Comment: Hmmm I guess I will know soon enough.

    What is some good advice for me?
    Song: Faceless One
    Artist: Hate Eternal
    Comment: Cut my face off?? Ok... *picking up a knife*

    What is happiness?
    Song: Master
    Artist: Napalm Death
    Comment: Yeah, well... more fun than being the slave

    What is my favorite fetish?
    Song: Surfacing
    Artist: Slipknot
    Comment: I kinda wonder why this is in my playlist at all.

    How will I be remembered?
    Song: Misplaced
    Artist: Sonata Arctica
    Comment: ?? What, will i get lost somewhere? I won't leave my house anymore.

    I'm sad because there never came an In Flames song once :'(