El_Hornet

Josh, 20, Masculino, Reino UnidoÚltima visita: maio 2011

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Two strips of tarmac walk into a pub. Order a half and half each. Then another. There’s something edgy about them. Two very hard strips of tarmac. Chasing whisky. Looking for trouble. There’s a bad vibe. No-one will make cat’s eye-contact with them.

Suddenly the door of the pub is kicked open. In walks a long thin strip of red tarmac. The two other strips drop their drinks and run for the bogs. Red strip has a Red Stripe. Says nothing. Leaves when he’s finished.

Ten minutes later the other tarmacs gingerly edge out of the bogs and return to their stools. One says to the barman:

Has he gone?

Aye, why? What’s your problem? I thought you two were supposed to be hard.

Aye we’re hard...

...but that guy’s a pure cycle path.