EdibleZebra

Samuel, 18, Masculino, Estados UnidosÚltima visita: Mês passado

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  • chathurawind

    Nice profile description.. :)

    15 Ago 2013 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    A ray of sunlight floats down from the heavens. It dances. Wiggles with glee. Oh my goodness, Timothy! Its got a snout!

    10 Mai 2013 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    YOU ARE A BIG BIG

    10 Mai 2013 Responder
  • RafaelRibasBR

    yes you did.... oh yes... you did...

    8 Mai 2013 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    Do the smiley!

    7 Mai 2013 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    Hi Alfredo! How are you! Hi Alfredo!

    6 Mai 2013 Responder
  • RafaelRibasBR

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.? You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

    6 Mai 2013 Responder
  • EdibleZebra

    Do you crave adventure? Wish for rain? Shaft an elephantine iguana? Well, these privileges you are in possession of are surely prizes to clutch closely to your niblets, but not is all as it seems. Did you know african children lack HD TVs? That homeless grannies do not walk their dogs? Truly, my words should sting you. Is it not your fault that the tiny frog cannot fly as free as the large snail? You can make all that is wrong right again by donating to my FreeTheRabbit fund. Your precious moneys will be sent to all the happy people of China to encourage peace amongst their ranks. Will the Chinese leap for joy? It all comes down to you, my friend. Thank you.

    5 Mai 2013 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    There once was a cheesy noodle who hailed from a faraway land. He didn't know how to drive a car, so he galloped on his hyena all the way to Hawaii. The other spicy noodles made fun of him because he was cheesy. If this story moved your heart, please let me use your bathroom. Together we can stop racism. Can I count on you?

    5 Mai 2013 Responder
  • RafaelRibasBR

    jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle ¨%$¨%¨7657

    10 Abr 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    Nosh Kosh evil Beans

    5 Abr 2012 Responder
  • EdibleZebra

    I shall not be named by that name. That name names me in a way of bad naming.

    5 Abr 2012 Responder
  • EdibleZebra

    Who am I?

    9 Mar 2012 Responder
  • EdibleZebra

    Who are you?

    9 Mar 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    You too can have justice. Just give it time to think.

    7 Mar 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    The confetti told me how to drive. I told it how to flip burgers.

    25 Fev 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    Your avatar is photoshopped

    12 Fev 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    It is not I, sir

    6 Fev 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    Hey! You're right!

    5 Jan 2012 Responder
  • LimpingLime

    They tell me things. They tell me about their own children, about how silent they were when the storm came. I was sitting in my closet, in an overtuned bucket, expecting, hoping, waiting.

    20 Nov 2011 Responder
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Sobre mim

Hello there! It has been a long period of time since my last arm breakage. If I seem to be hungry, don't pass the toddler to the poltergeist. Thank you.

Let me begin to explain about my most treasured past times. I love to scuba dive in heaps of molten rice on mondays. I also find myself pleasured by mushing toenails between my ears. It truly tickles my ankles. If it seems to you that I enjoy spreading rumors that my grandpa used to throw pudding at his pet neighbors, your assumptions are correct.

Please do not judge me on my hairdo! I only just created it. A word of advice, do not construct hairdos with gummy bears... They WILL butter your lobster.

I am constantly pleasured by the twisting of my pancreatic juices by a mongolian inchworm. You have no idea how much this makes a man growl for his toothpaste. If you ever see a rabbit with a head the size of a jamaican submarine, DO NOT lick the cheese off the right plank. I beg you, please don't let the moths limp onto the harbor. They have yet to pay.

Tumors tickle my chimneys, and pillows ruffle my squishy parts.

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