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  • ArcticLight0

    Hey Crackman, maybe you should give Wounds a listen Think you might like it

    27 Out 2013 Responder

    rub honey on my kneecaps

    17 Set 2013 Responder

    rub lotion on my elbows

    14 Set 2013 Responder
  • thekillingspree

    No, thanks. But you may pee on my butt cheeks.

    9 Set 2013 Responder
  • thekillingspree

    I'm not so keen on pressing your L, R, select and start buttons. Those feel icky... Ew!

    8 Set 2013 Responder
  • thekillingspree

    Imma play you like a fucking SNES. Up down left right A B X Y, motherfucker!

    1 Set 2013 Responder
  • thekillingspree

    v What she said. Also, it kinda makes you somewhat of a persistent wanker.

    18 Ago 2013 Responder
  • KCKate

    Nice to see you're still on the Biffy shoutbox, Jesus. Gives a sense of security in these times of change...

    4 Abr 2013 Responder
  • RiotSugar


    23 Mar 2013 Responder
  • Bylin

    Man, I see you on almost every bandpage here. That must mean one of two things. You spam alot or we have similar taste. ;)

    8 Mar 2013 Responder
  • RiotSugar


    21 Fev 2013 Responder
  • Lynam

    what are your thoughts on the new biffy album, or should i even ask? :p

    28 Jan 2013 Responder
  • theatmosphere

    My hair is better than your hair, it's got more style than a style convention. SING IT. (You don't even listen to Mclusky so you won't know what I'm on about but still...)

    28 Jan 2013 Responder
  • RiotSugar

    Yeah I'd forgotten how good The Neon Handshake is, I really should have gone... slightly odd choice of songs for the encore though, I thought they'd be ending on Transmit Disrupt for sure. I love that song. Did you see Blakfish teasing a reunion earlier? "Next year we will be reforming for three shows, London, Birmingham & Glasgow. The parts of Sam will be performed by Sir Paul McCartney." First sentence left me so happy, second sentence left me with so much rage. They should reform with Lenman filling in for Sam, haha.

    13 Dez 2012 Responder
  • RiotSugar

    Yeah man, that's what I heard from one of the bands! Can't remember if it as HR or HIFH though... How were those shows anyway? I missed them but watched HIFH in full afterwards and it looked so great, I was kinda gutted I didn't go! Of all the excuses for a poor response, no laptop screen is a pretty good one haha.

    11 Dez 2012 Responder
  • RiotSugar

    Oh and the new BATS album, I jizz every time I hear that transition from Emergent Properties to Wolfwrangler. I'm running out of pants.

    14 Nov 2012 Responder
  • RiotSugar

    Yo man, you might dig this. Maybe. I don't know. It's fucking ace though so if you don't it's your fault. I nostalgia'd so hard on Reuben earlier, still gutted they turned down the Hundred Reasons shows. Racecar in full. Just take two seconds to think how good that would be and HOLY SHIT.

    14 Nov 2012 Responder
  • Lynam

    a decent girlfriend you got there hold onto her ;)

    26 Out 2012 Responder
  • Lynam

    biffy are back on a big tour again fyi :)

    23 Out 2012 Responder
  • spunge666

    Well It's time for me to be doing some selling out and asking for any help that can be given,Im in the process of doing a half hour feature film and the crew is in need of some more funding, so we can make the film reach its full potential, feel free to have a look and join the FB group for updates. cheers all. and

    31 Ago 2012 Responder
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Sobre mim

I am a firm believer that with the help of Hayley Williams, I can breed a superior race. >___________________>

Bands Seen Live:

Thrice x Twice:
Cliffy Byro (The 3rd time I saw them I actually got more than 1 new song. Mint. The 4th time BODIES IN FLIGHT AND CONVEX, CONCAVE. As if they played Jaggy Snake at Leeds. They proved at Sonisphere that they can headline a big festival, I just wish they'd played more of their new stuff.)

Thrice + Twice:
Deftones (incredible all five times, I need to see them more, still.)
Architects (The 2nd time Sam Carter fucked up Early Grave, which was disappointing... and the 3rd time. As i'm so stubborn, even though Sam Carter was fucking diabolical throughout their set the 4th time, I still enjoy it because they're an awesome band, so i'll still watch them at Leeds Fest and i'll still pay to see them whenever I can get to see them. Fuck you Sam Carter, fuck you for being shit. At Leeds they were awesome. Might have had something to do with me nailing 2.5 litres of Country Manor in 2.5 hours though...)
Enter Shikari (fucking immesne the first time, a bit underwhelming the 2nd, 3rd was mint, 4th was even better.)

Thrice + Once:
Rolo Tomassi (seen them 4 times in 4 months now without really paying for it... I'm starting to like them more and more on CD)

Devil Sold His Soul (This band are never anything other than amazing live)
The Enemy (gash the first time)
Gallows (Awesome all 3 times)
Comeback Kid (AMAZING)
Your Demise (AWESOME)
letlive. (AWESOME.)
The Ghost Inside (AMAZING)
A Day to Remember (They played spot on all three times. I just don't like their music.)
Trash Talk (Fucking badass)
Defeater (Awesome)

Rage Against the Machine (Exactly the same both times, except they swapped the last 2 songs round. It's epic while you're there, then after you realise it wasn't, you just got caught up in the hype.)
Nine Inch Nails (2nd time was clearly the best gig ever. The only thing that could top it would be actually getting to see Reuben whilst just as drunk.)
Bloc Party
Dizzee Rascal (gash the first time, fucking immense the second)
Eagles of Death Metal
Lethal Bizzle (fucking immense both times)
The Prodigy (awesome the first time, too busy worrying about surviving the second)
Placebo (incredible both times)
Pulled Apart by Horses (Awesome both times)
Klaxons (That was odd. 2007 was a full on rave, what I saw in 2010 at exactly the same point of the bill, was just completely chilled out.)
Paramore (gash, regretably the first time. 2nd time wasn't exactly amazing but that was more to do with them having a lot more crap songs to play, and due to the better ones being older you don't hear as many of them.)
Queens of the Stone Age (Fucking hell they're good live)
Never Cry Wolf
The Devil Wears Prada (Awesome)
Kids in Glass Houses (About as dirt as a band can get... Until you hear them live)
Metallica (Always shit hot)
Slipknot (Shit hot)
The Mars Volta (Pretentious as fuck but amazing none the less)
Parkway Drive (THE BEST LIVE BAND I'VE SEEN IN ABOUT A YEAR. However better indoors than outdoors)
Weezer (so much better than expected, both times)
Limp Bizkit (awesome)
Kvelertak (Awesome)
Gravemaker (Awesome)
Feed the Rhino
Polar Bear Club
Lower than Atlantis (Amazing)
Dillinger Escape Plan (They own the stage, go see them. 2nd time was one of the best gigs i've been to, just wish I was more familiar with them)
Jimmy Eat World (More like Jimmy Eat songs i've never heard of in my entire life until I get bored and leave)
The Bronx (Amazing both times, beyond belief)
Seasick Steve (immense)
Bring Me The Horizon (Ive got a secret! ohhhhhhh)
August Burns Red (used to hate them, but seeing them live the 2nd time made me realise they have some proper belters.)
Every Time I Die (See these live at every opportunity you get. Really.)

Guns N Roses (I technically saw them live as I witnessed Axl Roses rendition of the timeless classic Paradise City, thus proving my hypothesis that my pissing all over the Guns N Roses poster to the left of the lock up stage all weekend was fully justified)
RIVAL FUCKING SCHOOLS (They make me feel like a teenage girl. They were that good)
Opeth (So fucking amazing, just, not as good as Mastodon)
Stone Fucking Temple Pilots
Stone Fucking Sour (The best crowd interaction out of any gig i've been to, by a country mile)
Trigger the Bloodshed (Wank, heavy for the sake of being heavy, the singer made his nose bleed on purpose because he's so metal.)
Norma Jean (Awesome as)
The Computers
36 Crazyfists (Awesome as. Complete with an appearance from Howard Jones)
Killswitch Engage
Them Crooked Vultures (Really good, proof Dave Grohl should stay behind a drum kit, and that Josh Homme is mint.)
AC/DC (Good performance, boring music)
Rise to Remain
Coheed & Cambria
Mojo Fury
A Perfect Crime
Sonic Syndicate
The Rookie-League
Everything Everything
Band of Skulls
3OH!3 (shit)
Hadouken! (There's a reason they've not got any higher up the bill at Leeds in 3 years...)
ZEEEEbrahead (I know they're american, but it's Zebra, not Zeeeebra.)
Bad Religion (Fucking amazing)
Thrice (Fucking awesome)
All Time Low (gash, as expected)
Youmeatsix (gash, as expected)
Cypress Hill
Blink 182 (meh)
Billy Talent
Social Suicide
Cancer Bats (They made me into a fan)
This is Hell
Lost Prophets (Dead crowd, but they played Shinobi so i'm happy)
Sick of it All (So fucking good)
Alkaline Trio (Amazing)
Five Finger Death Punch
Lamb of God
Saxon (mint)
Switchfoot (I know one of their songs apparently)
Slash (Fucking awesome)
Porcupine Tree (Awesome, complete with depressing weather to add to the atmosphere)
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter (I only saw these to try and dry off a bit)
Young Guns
Break Even
Stick to your Guns
Deadmau5 (incredible)
Manchester Orchestra
Future of the Left
Safe in the Crossfire
The King Blues (As gash as expected)
Massive Attack (Awesomely chilled out)
Martina Topley-Bird
The Horrors
Silversun Pickups
The Book Club
Ian Brown (hilarious)
The Courteeners
Arctic Monkeys (Monumentally gash)
In Case of Fire (Immense)
Frank Turner (needs to sort his life out and reform Million Dead)
Brand New (gash)
Vampire Weekend
Chase & Status (DJ Set) (gash, regretably)
MSTRKRFT (immense)
Vitalic (Surprisingly immense)
Funeral For A Friend (surprisingly immense)
Fall Out Boy (gash, as expected)
Kaiser Chiefs (Surprisingly immense)
Jane's Addiction
The Twilight Snore (snore)
Twisted Wheel
Spy Catcher
Fireball Ministry (gash)
Mindless Self-Indulgence
The Sword
Machine Head
Children of Bodom
New Young Pony Club
Sunshine Underground (gash)
Cold War Kids
Jamie T
LCD Soundsystem
Little Man Tate
The Maccabees
Devendra Banhart (gash)
The Long Blondes
Maximo Park
Kings of Leon
The Pidgeon Detectives (gash)
The Metros
Adam Green (hilarious)
The Music
Tenacious D
Bombay Bicycle Club
Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jongs (gash)
The Ting Tings (gash)
The Killers
Diamond Head
Protest the Hero
Hayseed Dixie
Cavalera Conspiracy
Panic Cell
Sum 41
Arch Enemy
In Flames
Bill Bailey (awesome)
Anberlin (Dirt doesn't even begin to describe them)
The Ghost of a Thousand (Last ever gig, you can't believe how gutted I am now i've seen them live)
The Carrier (Awesome)
Make Do And Mend
The Xcerts (Don't believe the hype)
Marmozets (The lead singer wanted my 3 inch monster because she kept staring at me)
La Dispute (Fucking amazing, darling)
More Than Life
Touche Amore (I am in love)
While She Sleeps (Made me a fan)
30 Seconds To Mars
The Offspring
Rise Against
New Found Glory
The Blackout (Gash)
Taking Back Sunday
We Are The Ocean (Overated)
The Streets (AWESOME)
Death From Above 1979 (AWESOME)
The Black Pacific
Title Fight (Awesome)
Four Year Strong (Caught 2 songs, the only 2 I know actually AND OH MY GOD WERE THEY SHITE)
Francesqa (Not worth missing a shag for believe me)

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