Quinta-feira 14 Fev 2008, 12h:40

Mocking My Top 20 Artists. Try it, it can make you more open-minded (*boo* iron maiden slayer and manowar are the last defender of true heavy metal)

1. In Flames

Okay, kinda hard but still they are too pop-friendly. this is not good for a metal band. specially with come clarity they think that they are n'sync or sth.

2. Tool

Obviously, they're a bunch of wackos. 10 out of 20 songs in AEnima are *random* sounds

3. Blind Guardian

You don't read tolkien when you are 40 years old

4. The Offspring

Bitch wannabe punk band, still their tunes are incredibly catchy. Conspiracy Of One was one of the greatest sell-outs in the history of music.

5. Nevermore

Bunch o' winers. Go out and enjoy your freakin' lifes and stop whining about society.

6. Rise Against

A Band That Would Be Forgotten For ever if it wasn't for the emo fashion.

7. The Prodigy

Drug addicts, sampling already successful songs.

8. Cradle Of Filth

Motherfuckers who think that they make money because they have satanic appearance, but still play good music. and their singer sounds like a cat being raped.

9. 3 Doors Down

Stupid Pop Band, will be forgotten in 3 or 4 years.

10. Opeth

Death metal band that has serious gay attitude, and think that music must be as complicated as chinese algebra.

11. Thin Lizzy

Irish.

12. The Cure

English Gays who read sth about Camus and made a hit. Emo before emos

13. Rage Against The Machine

Bunch of Guevara-wannabes

14. Pain Of Salvation

Band that has explored every music aspect rap included now checking how guinean folklore music can fit into metal.

15. Pink Floyd

Respect :D

16. Therapy?

Virtually Unknown northern irish band, playing sth between punk, grunge and metal.

17. At The Gates

So stupid that they disbanded the band and continued without the best metal vocalist ever.

18. 植松伸夫

Geeky Japanese composer, copying Bach-like songs and making music for computer games

19. System Of A Down

Think they are the new blood in metal but guess what. They're not (period)

20. Manowar

Direct Succesors to Thor and Odin, they hath come from ragnarok to help inferior humans understand true metal. Whoever thinks Manowar are cool, should check the aspect of him being really gay.