Areskelian

McDonalds is a place to rock.
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat.
It is a good place to listen to the music.
People flock here to get down to the rock music.

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!

McDonalds will make you fat.
They serve Big Macs.
They serve Quarter Pounders.
They will put pounds on you.

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst.
They are worse than Burger King.
Big Macs have 26 grams of fat.
Quarter Pounders have 28 grams of fat.

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!

Rock over London, rock on, Chicago.
Wheaties, it's the breakfast of champions.

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Spider-Man thought he was bad.
He was screwin' my date up.
He was botherin' my girlfriend.
He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars.

I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!

Spider-Man messed with my girlfriend.
Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed.
Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky ass.
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose.

I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!

Spider-Man beat the hell out of me.
He whirled me and knocked me to the floor.
I tore out his world and threw him against the radiator.
Spider-Man was being such a stupid jerk.

I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
I whipped Spider-Man's ass!

Rock over London, rock on, Chicago.
Napa, it's the parts store.

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This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero.
It can rip your head off.
It can fly as high as a bird.
It can bite your face.

The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!

This beast killed as many as 100,000 people.
Its wings can flap like a bird.
It can break a glass.
It can also stab you in the ass.

The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!

This beast attacked my brother.
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold.
His hands were frostbitten.
His hands were also numb.

The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!
The Chicken Cow!

Rock over London, rock on, Chicago.
Blockbuster Video. Wow, what a difference!

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Batman got on my nerves.
He was running me amok.
He ridiculed me calling me a bum.

I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!

Batman thought he was bad.
He was a fucking asshole in the first place.
He got knocked to the floor.

I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor.
I got back up and knocked him to the floor.
He was being such a jackoff.

I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!
I whupped Batman's ass!

Rock over London, rock on, Chicago.
Wheaties, it's the breakfast of champions.