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Tear Mud
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20 ouvintes
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2
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Tear Mud2
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10 ouvintes
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3
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Cactus Softener
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5 ouvintes
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4
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Bookshelf Wasps
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5 ouvintes
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5
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Gwaddle
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5 ouvintes
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6
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Salesgirl for Sale Cheap Cheap Dirt Cheap
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5 ouvintes
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7
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I Can Smell Your Perfume from Heaven
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5 ouvintes
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8
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Quicksand Uvula
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5 ouvintes
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9
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Tit Acne
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5 ouvintes
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10
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Riverside Applebees (Friday Dusks)
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5 ouvintes
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11
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I coughed on a tarantula on purpose today. Hope it gets sick. Hmm.
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4 ouvintes
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12
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Hypomania
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4 ouvintes
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13
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Clouds and Swordfish
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4 ouvintes
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14
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Floral Seafood
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4 ouvintes
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15
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Grandma's biting everybody these days.
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4 ouvintes
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16
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Lamb in the Mailbox (How Did It Get In? How Will It Get Out?)
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4 ouvintes
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17
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Sharp Sour Sure to Hurt
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4 ouvintes
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18
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Stolen Bedworms
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4 ouvintes
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19
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Shimmy Shimmy Taa daa
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4 ouvintes
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20
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K-Mart Memories
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4 ouvintes
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21
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Dexter Plants a Roof
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3 ouvintes
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22
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"I'm going to break your sunglasses, milkboy."
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3 ouvintes
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23
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Chapstick for Turtles
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3 ouvintes
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24
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Nah, I'm sky riding
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3 ouvintes
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25
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I'd torture a copperhead if I were a little bit braver.
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3 ouvintes
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26
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Glitter in my throathole.
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3 ouvintes
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27
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Verbs Flying Elsewhere
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3 ouvintes
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28
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Ghandi's colon now belongs to my flesh museum.
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3 ouvintes
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29
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It's a foot sale. Would you like to buy two perfectly good feet?
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3 ouvintes
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30
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Check out my pink scars.
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3 ouvintes
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31
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I'd like it a lot more if it didn't spit out quarters so fast.
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3 ouvintes
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32
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I outta shoot you in the face, Danny.
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3 ouvintes
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33
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The dog damn near died in Casey's Christmas stocking!
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3 ouvintes
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34
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I wanna drown in pancake batter someday.
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3 ouvintes
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35
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Plastic Salt, My Fake Heartwave
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3 ouvintes
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36
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Auxor is on a Diet
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3 ouvintes
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37
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Neon Seahorse Whorehouse
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3 ouvintes
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38
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Unlicensed Insect Nurse
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3 ouvintes
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39
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You can't use my phone and I hope your wife dies. Scram!
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3 ouvintes
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40
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Hillary at the door, under makeup.
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3 ouvintes
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41
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Pre-school recess parking lot race war
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3 ouvintes
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42
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Shimmy Shimmy Ta-da
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2 ouvintes
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43
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Bending her jaw
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2 ouvintes
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44
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And in plush.
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2 ouvintes
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45
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Heaven has no hospitals
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2 ouvintes
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46
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Mostly Ice Elephants
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2 ouvintes
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47
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No More Treeless Sundays
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2 ouvintes
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48
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Very hyper toads
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2 ouvintes
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49
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Have fun feeling up my girlfriend, Mom. She's really a guy anyway.
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2 ouvintes
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50
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The panda web
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2 ouvintes
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