I can't tell if these idiots are republicans or democrats because on one hand they disrespect our troops which is what democrats do and on the other hand they hate gays which is what republicans are known for..
"Last Friday, I was allowed the honor and privilege to go backstage after WBC had finished performing. Once I reached the dressing room, I was approached by frontman Fred, whom I am a very big fan of. Before I could ask for his autograph, he proceeded to ask me in the most tempting voice you can possibly imagine,... "wus poppin bitch, can i get some head?" I'll never forget the wonderful taste of his sweaty, slimy, white, suburban cock sliding down the back of my thirteen year old throat. Just as he was about to bust a nut, back-up vocalist Shirley proceeded to shove his greasy cock into my asshole. It felt great at first but was just too much for my fragile thirteen year old bum. I ended up shitting all over his cock. Fortunately, Fred was quick to suck it all off. They told me to unload the rest of my dump into a shot glass so they could eat it like chocolate, which they did. It was a truly humbling experience that changed my life forever" Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing.