It’s been nearly 10 years since this death train started
rolling, and if you’ve ever seen the late Tony Scott’s 2010 film,
Unstoppable, you’ll know that it’s gonna take both Chris Pine and
Denzel to stop us… and neither one of those dudes even know we
So, we’re about a week into this tour and it’s been some kind
of good. Birmingham was great, SXSW was fun, and Knoxville was
fancy, but I’m not writing this mailer just to tell you how much
fun we’ve already had. I’m writing this mailer to tell you how much
more fun we’re GOING to [...]
Welcome to the wonderful world of Presidents Day. If you’ve
never been President, guess what. This is not your day. Come on,
now… cut that out. Don’t start crying. You can go get your own day…
or better yet, become President! I know… exciting, right? Well,
Before we get started with this mailer situation, I just want
to issue a quick warning. This is a mailer full of pictures. If you
don’t like pictures, you should close your email right now. Also,
you should just stop and take a long hard think about your life.
Why would you not like pictures? [...]
I trust everyone had a great Thanksgiving (except for those
of you who aren’t United Statesians. In that case, I trust that you
all had a great Thursday devoid of extreme turkey-gluttony and
naps). We had a lovely Thanksgiving… thank you for asking. That
What are you doing this Friday? Coming to Murfreesboro, TN
for a rock show, that’s what. And don’t give me none of that, “but
I live in the Ukraine. Murfreesboro is just too far of a drive…”
nonsense. You can make it. It’s for a good cause and everything.
The show is at the Walnut [...]
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