Joe Strummer: "These interminable interviews are bad enough when you don't have diarrhea."
Topper Headon: "I'm in the back of every f--king picture. Every single one! Can't I get asked one question? Just once? Ever? I think I'm about to cry. God, I'm going to look pathetic in this picture. Oh well, at least I'll be in the back of the picture and out of focus (again)."
Paul Simonon: "Mission Objective for Cyberdyne Systems Terminator Model 101: Terminate Sarah Connor."
Mick Jones: "Have you heard that 'Train in Vain' song? Yeah, well, I wrote that, and I sang it. Uh huh. So ... wanna came back and hang out with me at my grandma's place?"