Put your music on shuffle, and fill out the form (use the first lyric from each song).
Will I get far in life?:
Lyric: Such a rush to do nothing at all
Song: [track]Such a Rush[/track]
Artist:
Coldplay
Comment: Um, so why am I in school then?
How do my friends see me?:
Lyric: Come on baby, come on girl (x2), I love you baby, I love you now
Song: [track]Beautiful[/track]
Artist:
Moby
Comment: So they love me. As friends should, god damn it!
Where will I get married?:
Lyric: My heart knows me better than I know myself so I'm gonna let it do all the talking
Song: [track]Black Horse and the Cherry Tree[/track]
Artist:
KT Tunstall
Comment: Romantic. I think.
What is my best friend's theme song?:
Lyric: This will all fall down, like everything else that was
Song: [track]Last Beautiful Girl[/track]
Artist:
Matchbox Twenty
Comment: It doesn't really make a lot of sense. She's not really pessimistic like that lol.
What is the story of my life?:
Lyric: There's something wrong in the world today, I don't know what it is
Song: [track]Livin' on the Edge[/track]
Artist:
Aerosmith
Comment: There IS something wrong in the world today...and as a dedicated journalist I plan to find out. Just kidding. But I DO live on the edge. I mean, my middle name isn't Danger for nothing.
What is/was high school like?:
Lyric: I want a little...something little, don't want the middle or the one before
Song: [track]A Love That Will Last[/track]
Artist:
Renee Olstead
Comment: A love that will last? I guess the experience was, but the love life...not so much.
How can I get ahead in life?:
Lyric: No matter which way you go, no matter which way you stay, you're out of my mind
Song: [track]Walking With a Ghost[/track]
Artist:
The White Stripes
Comment: Comforting lyrics. But Tegan and Sara's version is better, to say the least.
What is the best thing about me?:
Lyric: When I was young, I never needed anyone
Song: [track]All By Myself[/track]
Artist:
Eric Carmen
Comment: Yeah, I'm miss independent.
How is today going to be?:
Lyric: There's a tear in the fabric of your favorite dress and I'm sneaking glances
Song: [track]Lightness[/track]
Artist:
Death Cab for Cutie
Commment: Um...riiight. Not a lesbian. And the day's almost over.
What is in store for this weekend?:
Lyric: I never thought hyenas essential, they're cruel and unspeakably vain
Song: [track]Be Prepared[/track]
Artist:
Lion King on Broadway
Comment: If hyenas translate to customers ordering pizza, then hell yeah.
What song describes my parents?:
Lyric: Where 69 meets 40, there's a single stoplight town, and back when I was really young, a part of that burned down
Song: [track]I Ain't in Checotah Anymore[/track]
Artist:
Carrie Underwood
Comment: *tear in eye*
my grandparents?:
Lyric: Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
Song: [track]Jump Around[/track]
Artist:
House of Pain
Comment: Umm...no lol.
How is my life going?
Lyric: All alone, not by myself, another girl bad for my health
Song: [track]Desecration Smile[/track]
Artist:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Comment: Other than the fact that I'm not a lesbian, I guess it's all right. Not really true, but I love this song so whatever.
What song will they play at my funeral?:
Lyric: You've got a way with me, somehow you got me to believe in everything that I could be
Song: [track]You've Got a Way[/track]
Artist:
Shania Twain
Comment: That'd be kind of sweet.
How does the world see me?:
Lyric: I drove a tank in on the left, I hid a rifle on the right
Song: [track]At the Speed of a Yellow Bullet[/track]
Artist:
Head Automatica
Comment: Comes off as kind of violent, no? Me? Not so much.
Will I have a happy life?:
Lyric: The first time ever I saw your face, I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Song: [track]The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face[/track]
Artist:
Roberta Flack
Comment: I like the sounds of this.
Do people secretly lust after me?:
Lyric: Beauty queen of only 18, she had some trouble with herself
Song: [track]She Will Be Loved[/track]
Artist:
Maroon 5
Comment: HAHA not quite!! Wouldn't that be nice though.
How can I make myself happy?:
Lyric: Every breath you take, every move you make
Song: [track]Every Breath You Take[/track]
Artist:
The Police
Comment: I can make myself happy, thanks. All puns intended.
What should I do with my life?:
Lyric: What do I gotta do to make you love me
Song: [track]Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word[/track]
Artist:
Elton John
Comment: Sounds like a waste of time to me.
Will I ever have children?:
Lyric: Baby boy you stay on my mind, fulfill my fantasy.
Song: [track]Baby Boy[/track]
Artist:
Beyonce
Comment: WOW. That is freaky. Right freaky. But we'll see about that.
What is some good advice?:
Lyric: Don't wish it away, don't look at it like it's forever
Song: [track]I Guess That's Why they Call it the Blues[/track]
Artist:
Elton John
Comment: I love that line!
What is my signature dancing song?:
Lyric: How does it feel to treat me like you do, when you laid your hands upon me
Song: [track]Blue Monday[/track]
Artist:
New Order
Comment: SUCH a good song. Do I do a Night at the Roxbury-esque headbob while listening to it? You bet I do.
What do I think my current theme song is?:
Lyric: I want you to want me, I need you to need me
Song: [track]I Want You to Want Me[/track]
Artist:
Cheap Trick
Comment: Yeah, I guess that's pretty good. Although I haven't listened to this song since last December, so I wouldn't call it my current theme song.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Lyric: Thought we had a good thing baby, you pulled the wool over my eyes
Song: [track]What's in it For Me[/track]
Artist:
Faith Hill
Comment: What's in it for me? I like to think I'm a bit more selfless than that.
What do I really want from life?:
Lyric: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Song: [track]Cell Block Tango[/track]
Artist:
Chicago on Broadway
Comment: Life in jail? I'll pass. Fishnets and bustiers? Sounds a little more exciting.
What should I do to help others?:
Lyric: What are we gonna do?
Song: [track]Union City Blue[/track]
Artist:
Blondie
Comment: Just standing there asking that won't be very helpful.
What should I do to help myself?:
Lyric: Now that you're gone, all that's left is a band of gold
Song: [track]Band of Gold[/track]
Artist:
Freda Payne
Comment: Yes, well, since my secret marriage failed, I'll just look at my wedding band. Right.
What should I do to succeed in life?:
Lyric: You've got a friend in me
Song: [track]You've Got a Friend in Me[/track]
Artist:
Randy Newman
Comment: It's true. I do adore my friends.
What is my one most important goal in life?
Lyric: I know where to go out, I know where to stay
Song: [track]Modern Love[/track]
Artist:
David Bowie
Comment: I do read a lot of magazines. I'm hip, I'm down, I got the 411.
What do I get the most pleasure from?
Lyric: This is our last goodbye, I hate to feel the love between us die
Song: [track]Last Goodbye[/track]
Artist:
Jeff Buckley
Comment: I love saying goodbye. How cold-hearted is that? Goodbyes are the worst.