Insult each of your top 50 artists. fuck it i'm doing 100. i have nothing to do today.
1.
Misfits
Danzig is a midget. and way to many douchebags are walking around with devilocks because of them. There new stuff is a joke.
2
Anal Cunt
All their songs sound the same. and there is to fucking many of them. and they are gay.
3.
GG Allin
He had a really small dick.
4.
Nasum
Every song sounds the same and there are to fucking many of them. the vocals on the older recordings suck.
5.
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
There vocals suck for the most part. And their new shit is to long.
6.
Regurgitate
There vocals sound like blowing bubbles into chocolate milk. and they have to many songs.
7.
Napalm Death
I don't really like this band all that much. And the old stuff (1st 2 albums) that i like, sounds like crap.
8.
Today Is the Day
Steve Austin needs to stop being so emo about everything. and they need to have a solid lineup for more than 2 fucking albums.
9.
Sunn O)))
stupid lame hipsters like them.
10.
GWAR
their last album sucked ass. and there fanbase is really fucking lame.
11.
Pig Destroyer
To many metalcore douchebags like them
12.
Municipal Waste
There new songs are to long.
13.
Judge
Way to tough for me. and their fans are retarded.
14.
Naked City
Notice to John Zorn: saxophones are lame in rock bands. sorry.
15.
Gorilla Biscuits
the singers voice cracks. learn how to go through puberty newfag
16.
Scholastic Deth
calling yourself a nerd is lame.
17.
Iron Maiden
way to drop off the boat with your last 2 albums.
18.
Charles Bronson
i can't afford their old vinyl and that's bullshit.
19.
Integrity
Way to rip off
GISM buttholes. and their fanbase are all toughguy assholes.
20.
HHH
Why don't you rip off
Larm a little more? the only reason they are on here is because they have so many fucking songs.
21.
Magrudergrind
I've never gotten to see them before and that sucks.
22.
Metallica
lol.
23.
Dead Kennedys
i never got to see them live with Jello. and the fact that they play without him is retarded.
24.
Mayhem
Their older recordings are so terrible they are almost unlistenable, which sucks because they are fucking sick songs. Chimera sucked. Haven't heard the new album yet, however.
25.
Fantômas
when their songs come on when listening on shuffle, they sound out of place and i hate it.
26.
3 Inches of Blood
the fact that they will never be as good as the first time i saw them, when they had the full original lineup, before advance and vanquish came out, is really depressing. and fuck bands that only have 1 or 2 original members which are the vocalists.
27.
Kungfu Rick
Bands that have 3 reunion shows are year are lame.
28.
Spazz
they have to many records out, and fucking collector scum make them way out of my price range. bullshit.
29.
Warzone
A:Raybeez is a pussy for dying before i could see them.
B:Victory Records are assholes for, to this day, putting Raybeez :1967-1997 logos on many of their releases, many of which probably don't even know who Warzone are, or their fans could really care less about.
30.
Converge
their older stuff sucks. and their fanbase, for the most part, are the biggest tools on the planet. they are one of those bands that i really don't understand how they got so popular, because their style is so abrasive.
31.
Assück
they have to few releases. bullshit.
32.
Melvins
they are so heavy they make my neck hurt from headbanging so much
33.
Cradle of Filth
Haven't put out anything better than Cruelty and The Beast, and never will, but stupid mall-goths will continue to fellate Dani Filth's pale white dick.
34.
Neil Perry
the one opportunity i had to see them live, they played 3 hours away, and i had car troubles making it impossible for me to drive that far. those bastards. one of the other bands on the bill was
Dropdead. *sigh*
35.
Against Me!
My only real complaint is they signed to a major label, so their shows are jam-packed with douche bags now. but the new album is awesome, and i love them anyway.
36.
Totalitär
play some shows if you are going to put out music you jerks!
37.
Crass
they influenced so many bands, yet none of them sound anything like them.
38.
Earth Crisis
Breed The Killers was completely unlistenable. Slither is so awful that i can appreciate it on a lulz only basis. Karl Crisis looks like a mutant potato or something.
39.
D.R.I.
they suck live.
40.
Anti-Flag
they are to fucking catchy.
41.
Manowar
they are almost a little to awesome.
42.
The Unseen
they don't change up instruments in the middle of their sets anymore.
43.
Slayer
most overrated band on the face of the planet
44.
Hatebreed
Jamey Jasta only has 1 thumb.
45.
Larm
they are Dutch
46.
Agnostic Front
they haven't recorded anything worth listening to since 1986.
47.
The Locust
to many lame people like them
48.
Cannibal Corpse
haven't done anything good since Gallery Of Suicide
49.
Pentagram
they wore bellbottoms
50.
Xasthur
Do you really have to release every single note you've ever recorded Malefic? i mean c'mon. instead of recording all the time, why don't you leave your mom's basement and play some shows instead?
51.
AFI
they only have 3 good albums. and they are responsible for making hardcore dancing known worldwide with that fucking stupid ass video.
52.
Celtic Frost
they have to be the ugliest band on the planet.
53.
Sublime
they are the soundtrack for every douchebag jock on the planet. and the self titled album is the only thing worth listening to.
54.
Nirvana
kurt cobain was and emo failbag. and they are the reason i can't go see
Atom & His Package without some assclown moshing.
55.
Tool
10,000 Days blew. and they are on the top ten list for worst fans ever.
56.
Murphy's Law
their albums are nowhere near as good as seeing them live.
57.
Weezer
The first 2 albums are the only thing worth listening to.
58.
Godstomper
most of their records really fucking suck
59.
The Casualties
all i can up up with again is lol.
60.
Primus
their songs are to fucking long.
61.
Aphex Twin
he has so many releases there is no way i could get them all.
62.
Thor
He eats posers for breakfast. to bad posers are high in fat.
63.
Amorphis
their new singer has dreadlocks. as everyone knows, if you are gonna have dreadlocks and be white, you have to be in a crust band. or be a squatter.
64.
Agathocles
do you really have to do a split with any band that asks you to? and if you have to at least put out something than some shitty live show from 20 years ago!
65.
Paintbox
the vocalist can sound like Scooby-Doo at times.
66.
Atom and His Package
he stopped playing shows! and alot of his songs seem like they are just filler.
67.
Snapcase
Bright Flashes really sucked. way to go out with a bang boys.
68.
Los Crudos
they are nowhere near as good as
Limp Wrist
69.
The Business
another band where the only original member is the singer. i think it's time to call it a day.
70.
From Ashes Rise
they broke up, those rat bastards. their split with
Victims was mediocre.
71.
Thrones
he should only sing with the vocoder effects. otherwise shut your damn mouth.
72.
Lifetime
spawned too goddamn many awful bands that want to sound like them
73.
Off Minor
so much better than
Hot Cross in terms of post-
Saetia bands. and no one knows it.
74.
Toxic Narcotic
they have a song with the chorus "fuck you, you fucking fuck"
75.
Radiohead
I have to go to school and hear lame douches jerk off to them everyday.
76.
Satyricon
Satyr looks like a walking AIDS blanket. and Frost can't get into the US.
77.
Combatwoundedveteran
the one time i saw them they mostly played stuff from Duck Down For The Torso.
78.
Plutocracy
some stuff is way to sloppy, even for me.
79.
Darkthrone
play a fucking show assholes!
80.
Gore Beyond Necropsy
most of their tracks can't be scrobbled!
81.
Cattle Decapitation
the last 2 albums sucked cattle cock.
82.
HammerFall
every song doesn't sound like Hero's Return
83.
Wesley Willis
he died, and can't bless us with his rock and roll genious anymore
84.
Marduk
they can't play any faster.
85.
Melt-Banana
the one time i got to see them, they played with
Folly.
86.
Emperor
i've defiantely seen pictures of
Ihsahn with a mustache.
87.
Madball
the reason why NYHC turned from fast insane hardcore played by psychotic people, into big fat dudes playing slow shitty metal riffs.
88.
Black Sabbath
if you are going to play nearly 40 years after forming, play some songs from one of your 15+ albums, not just shit form the first 2.
89.
Neurosis
i've never seem them live. that makes me a sad panda.
90.
Repulsion
even if they are the best band ever, something pisses me off about a band reforming when they haven't been together in nearly 20 years..and only released 1 full album.
91.
Daughters
Canada songs is to fucking short. and i hate their fans generally.
92.
Cryptic Slaughter
the tracks on Money Talks are to fucking long. i didn't even bother with the album after that.
93.
Cripple Bastards
I only own 2 albums by them. that's a fucking crime.
94.
The Beatles
people still cry at the place John Lennon got shot everyday. he was just a musician for fucks sakes.
95.
Rorschach
influenced way more shitty bands than they did good bands.
96.
Bunny Brains
if you are going to improvise songs that never go anywhere, make them shorter please.
97.
Ulcer
I can never get my vocals to be as sick as the vocalist for these guys.
98.
As I Lay Dying
they dig Jesus.
99.
The Stooges
Never should have reformed.
100.
R.A.M.B.O.
there is no way to accurately recreate the energy and fun of one of their live shows.
fuck it. i'm gonna keep going. i'm having fun!
101.
9 Shocks Terror
they don't play around here nearly enough.
102.
Black Flag
a little to mainstream for me. lol
103.
Zegota
if i wanted to listen to something so artsy-fartsy i'd listen to
Pere Ubu
104.
Discharge
the decided to get back together and record a shitty album
105.
Benümb
worst vocals in the history of grindcore
106.
Conflict
if they didn't play some stupid video before their set when i went to see them, i would have stayed to watch them. it as way to fucking hot in CBGB's that night.
107.
Against All Authority
ok AAA, you can drop the whole ska-punk moniker, no one believes you
108.
Rajoitus
all their songs are in Finnish, the lamest language ever.
109.
Das Oath
if i wanted to experience some hipster bullshit, i'd listen to
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
110.
Thursday
they are the reason we have things like A Taste Of Chaos tours and shit. give yourself a pat on the back THursday....Thursday? more like TURDSday! amirite?
111.
Fear
Used saxophones. see my listing for
Naked City
112.
Coheed and Cambria
good job with making prog-rock popular again. we really needed that guys. 2 thumbs up.
113.
Mastodon
they played 2 shows with
Neurosis this weekened causing them to sell out so i have to miss Neurosis once again. thanks guys.
114.
Turbonegro
they decided it would be a good idea to be on Bam Margera's show. WTG.
115.
Dead Moon
a lot of their songs suck balls
116.
Rudimentary Peni
i don't care if you are a psychopath, play a show you selfish bastards.
117.
System of a Down
this band's fans has caused me to face palm while in a mall more than any other band.
118.
Saves the Day
probably the only good
Lifetime ripoff band, also caused hundreds of bands to rip off their own style, and they all suck ass.
119.
XFilesX
their early shit is so hard to find mp3's of so i can have it on my ipod.
120.
Adolescents
i could never write songs as good as these guys
121.
BALZAC
they have stupid J-Rock groupee douchebags.
122.
Resist
i don't listen to them enough to insult them
123.
Lair of the Minotaur
to big of wussies to play a live show somewhere i can make it to.
124.
The Dillinger Escape Plan
they always play when it's inconvenient for me.
125.
Swans
to fucking depresssing
ok i'm done. i think i may go blind.