No need to preface it, other than to say it's the finale of American Idol. Let's get to it!
Opening number with the Top 12, and it was actually a decent number. The fact that they had dancers to distract from the choreography was probably part of it. I'm surprised there wasn't a "So You Think You Can Dance" plug in there.
Performance #2 is a duet with David Squared, doing
Hero, and it's definitely meant as a
David Cook track.
David Archuleta is so out of his element on the track that it's hard to understand the logic in putting them together.
What's an American Idol finale without a truly shameless plug for a movie? They sure got it out of the way quickly, with Mike Myers and his upcoming "The Love Guru". It was actually a funny bit, with the shaving attempt on Cook, and the "boom boom" comment that seemed to fly over Archuleta's head, at least initially.
Oh, look...
Syesha Mercado gets a duet with
Seal! On paper, I'm sure that the two of them singing
Waiting for You seemed like a good idea. But Syesha just got lost in the mix, and it wasn't that great.
Up next,
Jason Castro revisits his strongest moment of his time on Idol,
Hallelujah. Nice job with the track, but I was distracted by his playing to the audience, rather than just focusing on the song.
David Squared get cars, and then the ladies of Idol do
Donna Summer. Well, not literally, but her songs. How about if we just bring Donna out to sing her new single
Stamp Your Feet? I'm loving this track already, so it was really cool for her to get to sing it on national TV, along with a
Last Dance duet with Syesha, who she graciously gave her sequined microphone. Lady Summer can still belt it out!
Alright...how bout this? Vocal duos are the norm in Country music, but you really don't see many in pop or rock music. How about
Carly Smithson and
Michael Johns? They were terrific together, with a great chemistry. What an amazing version of
The Letter!
Jimmy Kimmel, who practically stole the show at "Idol Gives Back", wasn't quite as funny tonight, although the
Paula Abdul joke was inevitably funny.
If the ladies get a medley, then the men must be getting one, too. In their case,
Bryan Adams gets to be the muse and the singing partner, and it's a fun time. Bryan continues to be a hot looking guy from a distance, but not so much on those intense close-ups. I hadn't heard it before tonight, but I really like his new song
I Thought I'd Seen Everything.
I'd heard about it prior to the show, but the pairing of Cook with
ZZ Top doing
Sharp Dressed Man was pretty cool to hear. Cook held his own, although him playing guitar with ZZ Top is like someone putting on boxing gloves to take a picture with Mike Tyson. There's no chance of measuring up.
Brooke White and
Graham Nash...who knew? Whoever put this show together did an AWESOME job! That was a terrific pairing. Why can't Idol be this entertaining all the time?
[Holy side note! While I normally fast-forward through the commercials, I've let a few of them play so far this evening. Imagine my surprise when what looks like a flashback to "Risky Business" turns into David Cook playing the Tom Cruise role for a Guitar Hero commercial. He even did the feet in the air part of the scene!]
Okay...
The Jonas Brothers are okay, but I just don't get into them all that much. The oldest of the three, though, is kinda hot. Nothing else to say about that.
Just like there isn't anything more to say about the worst performance segment. Beyond words.
One Republic takes the stage to sing
Apologize, which seems a little odd, considering they're two singles ahead of that, until you hear the cheers from the audience, and realize that Archuleta is taking the stage to sing. If Archuleta doesn't record at least one song with
Ryan Tedder, it will be a wasted opportunity. That was the perfect contemporary sound for Archuleta, and he needs to embrace it.
I've heard several commentators recently say that
Carrie Underwood and
Kelly Clarkson are the only two Idol champs who have really succeeded, but I think you really have to give it to
Jordin Sparks. Two top 10 hits, a gold album on its way to platinum, and the third single sounds like a hit to me. She did a nice job with
One Step at a Time.
[Side note...I am really loving the new
Coldplay track,
Viva la Vida, from the new iTunes commercials.]
Okay...was the
Gladys Knight and the Pips parody really necessary? Scratch that...is another Ben Stiller really necessary? Jack Black just cracked me up big time.
Speaking of Ms Underwood, it's her usual strong performance of
Last Name, but is anyone already getting a little bit of Underwood burnout yet?
[Holy HOLY side note! Guitar Hero redux, with Archuleta this time, with boxer shorts this time, and no legs in the air. I mean, he is 17, after all.]
One more group performance, and this time it's George Michael time. It's a rough stretch of songs, but Uncle George comes out and makes the pain worthwhile. Now THIS is how
Praying for Time SHOULD be sung, although for such a high-energy show, it really is a momentum-buster. Still, hopefully Archuleta is taking some notes on how to sing a power ballad. And the guy had a cold, too!
Okay...the big moment. As I mentioned to someone earlier this evening, Simon retracts his "knockout" comment from last night, and we go to the result. Your American Idol for Season 7 is David...COOK!
And then the DVR cuts out. Did he actually sing? With how bad the songs were last night, I sure hope not. All in all, while I do think that Archuleta was the better singer last night, Cook won the country over with his total body of work, and the show maintains a bit of legitimacy.
That's it for this season. And I now have Tuesday and Wednesday nights back to myself again. Have a great summer, y'all.