1. What is your name?
Song: Situazion: Lebensgefahr
Comments: Fail. Good song, but completely irrelevant.
2. Will you get far in life?
Song: Tomorrows Dead
Comments: Given that I have a fair chance of dying any day with no warning, it seems appropriate.
3. How can you get far in life?
Song: No More Tears
Comments: Seems about right. It's served me well thus far.
4. What is your profession?
Comments: Ahahaha. Sure, why not?
5. What do you really want from life?
Comments: No. I hate humans in general.
6. What should you do to help others?
Comments: I'd actually be a pretty damn benevolent dictator, so yes. But I'd hate every moment of it. I don't want a burden like that.
7. What should you do to help yourself?
Song: Walk, Don't Run You Fucking Idiot
Comments: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love my track renames.
8. Will you succeed in life?
Comments: I'll succeed in life for one day only? Yeah, that doesn't surprise me in the least.