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Look , recently I smuggled myself on a camel through many borders to reach Albania. I traveled so far with my wireless internetz cause as a very dangerous person I've been chased and recognized by many former virgins. Thus I had to escape. I always wanted to come to Albania cause I particuralry like their Burek pies. You should really check them out someday.

Now as I have settled here just this sunday I began to gather some interesting informations about this country. You know my plan is to get very rich so I have to know my primary targets. I don't know how long can I stay here so my primary goal will be the annihilation of my camel and getting some car. Too move to next country if situation here heats up.

ok now let's get to the point. POland sucks. it's a worthless country with overrated football players and that goddamn f1 "raider" Kubica. also most of their music sucks balls. their politics are complete idiots and while they have maintained some economical growth nothing of this can be compared to Albania's recent increase of wealth. Just check this out. In early 2008, vast and untouched deposits of oil and gas were discovered in northern Albania. The deposits total 2.987 billion barrels of oil and 3.014 trillion cubic meters of natural gas. haha Poland is so shitty compared to ALbania. I hope I'll stay here for a long time. Right now I'm here.
Well that's pretty all I have to say for now. I'll keep you updated on my journey every month.

ps I lied Albania sucks. I cannot find a toilet anywhere and there are no trees to pee under. please if you live in ALbania give me some directions where I should go to fullfill my urges.

ps Poland still sucks.

ps don;t hate me for connections. I already hate myself.

ps check those awesome Albanian boobs

ps Te qifsha , kurve which is Albanian means fuck you , bitch in english of course.