1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. When you go to a new question, press the next button
5. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
I'm Anna & these are the 15 most irritating, nerve-grating, brain-killing, child-corrupting, seizure-inducing songs in music history. If you feel very, very masochistic, create a playlist of these, listen to it, then kill yourself. What, you're not suicidal? YOU WILL BE.
PARENTAL WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT! THE FOLLOWING JOURNAL ENTRY HAS PICTURES OF MUTANTS IN IT!!!
Because there can be no list of shitty songs without this one. The worst thing is-once the fucker gets into your ears, there's no getting rid of it! And look at that album cover... JUST LOOK AT IT.
Whoever thinks that this band does good hard rock needs to check out The Cult ASAP. If you do that and still think this song & this band are any good, congratulations- you fucking suck.
Hard to pick just one, really. I chose this 'cause he says I'M BAD a zillion times in it, and it's the truth. The most overrated artist in music history, MJ had an unnaturally whiny voice & annoyingly repetitive, spastic dance moves, widely considered some of the bestest evarrr. Really? Plus he had the IQ of a senile Forrest Gump and threw away millions upon millions of dollars on shiny kitsch he didn't really need. A true icon indeed.
The fact that I liked this song when I was 13 makes me sad. Celine is the perfect example of a person who does have a voice, but uses it in the most irritating way imaginable.
The English language doesn't have the words to describe how bad it is. I wish I could've spent the summer of 2004 on the Moon, maybe then I could've avoided hearing this (not sure, though). Unfortunately I understand the lyrics, too.
I'm confused. I thought black females were supposed to have good voices. But then along come this squeaking blow-up doll and suddenly I'm not so sure anymore.
Look at this video. There's no way to describe just how disjointed and overlong and weird and ugly it is. Plus it features Lady GaGa, who's guaranteed to make everything 50% uglier.
The song is... amazingly bad. The kind of nausea-inducing shittiness that makes you hope that all that stuff in the Bible is true and there is indeed a Hell where the people responsible for this bullshit will burn, BURN for eternity.
It's actually a 3-way tie between Womanizer, Gimme More & 3. The Unholy Trinity of shitty plastic pop devoid of any emotion or message, 'cept that dressing up as cheap slut is cool and attracts men. Sadly, the latter is true.
She is a phenomenon! She is wild! She is shocking! SHE SUCKS ASS!
Stuff her fans keep saying:
SHE CAN PLAY THE PIANO!!! - yeah, like cca. 50.000.000 other people on the planet.
SHE SINGS LIVE!!! - sad but true: actually squeezing out those dumbass lyrics instead of mouthing them is an extraordinary accomplishment in today's pop business.
SHE DESIGNS ALL HER STUFF!!! - I'm pretty sure her designing process includes smoking weed while thinking real hard about how she could make the headlines again.
ZOMG SHE'S SO HOT!!! - O rly? Am I missing something here?
...yeah, whatever, dudes. The level of idiocy in Poker Face is nicely demonstrated by this charming fellow:
And if you still want more, just read the lyrics for Bad Romance & feel free to discuss the hidden meaning behind mysterious & intriguing lines like Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
What, you still don't feel suicidal? Here's a special bonus, brought to you by Black Eyed Peas!
SEASON'S SPECIAL:
2 songs which, unlike most of those mentioned below, will NEVER go away... Frank Sinatra (and several others): Jingle Bells & Bing Crosby (and several others): White Christmas
If these songs do anything successfully, it's the total & utter destruction of my Xmas spirit. Same story every year. It starts to snow, I feel kinda cheerful, I enter a store to check out some totally unnecessary stuff I might buy for my relatives to demonstrate that I actually care about their existence, and ONE OF THESE SONGS starts to play...
...and I already want to shoot a new hole into Santa's ass with a Magnum .44.
Now answer the questions according to the numbers:
1. What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Wild Child
2. What is your favourite album of 2?
KISS
3. What is your favourite song by 5?
Rod Of Iron
4. How many times have you seen 6 live?
Once
5. What is your favourite song by 7?
Primal Scream
6. What is a good memory you have considering the music of 10?
I will always remember Dave Lepard.
7. Is there a song by 3 that makes you sad?
Yeah, Father Time.
8. What is your favorite lyric that 2 has sung?
She walks by moonlight
No one really knows
Enchanted starlight
Never goin' home
9. What is your favorite song by 9?
Dear Miss Lonely Hearts
10. How did you get in to 3?
Via Bon Jovi.
11. What was the first song you heard by 1?
Livin' On A Prayer.
12. What is your favourite song by 4?
Star War.
13. How many times have you seen 3 live?
Once, together with Bon Jovi ofcourse.
14.Is there a song of 8 that makes you sad?
Life Goes On.
15.What is your favourite album of 5?
Love You To Pieces.
16. What is your favourite lyric that 3 has sung?
Father time
Grant me just another day
Of our love I tried to make her stay
Father time
Don't tell me it's too late
All my life you know that I would wait
Father time
17. What is your favourite song of 1?
I'll Be There For You
18. What is your favourite song of 10?
It's A Miracle
19. How many times have you seen 1 live?
Once.
20. What is a great memory you have considering 9?
I will always remember Hanoi Rocks being together, how great they were.
Getting back to the usual procedure. :-P
[ EDIT: I already wrote this on Monday, but somehow it got deleted :-/ ]
By the way... the title refers to the new album by John Mayer which is so brand-new you can almost feel the production heat... or whatever. Finally the wait is over. :-)
And guess what is played most often on my playlist these days? ^^
I can't wait to get to know the lyrics more deeply.
But looking at the stats of last week I see that Bon Jovi and Robbie Williams also had their moments. Both feature really good new songs on their new records.
I'm really surprised by Robbie's comeback album because I didn't expect that much. His music feels like he's still loving what he does. So it doesn't feel forced. But that's just my impression of it.
Regarding Bon Jovi's "We Weren't Born To Follow": Did anyone notice that there's a different guitar solo in the video/album version? It's missing on the radio/single version.
Oh... and then I have to add two songs to my favorites. First of all the unbelievably good new single of Lady GaGa - Bad Romance. Check out the crazy video for this (soon-to-be) classic. (let me try to give you an example... thanks to Nick ^^ )
I could almost bet that this one will become a major success. And I'm now officially looking forward to "The Fame Monster". :-P
Besides if you're lucky you should be able to hear one of the new songs here on last.fm - "Telephone" which features Beyoncé (what a combination).
The second track I was listening to a lot to last week is Obsessed by Miley Cyrus. Well, it might be a little cheesy, but I like it. This song fits her voice perfectly.
Last but not least I just recently had the chance to watch two concerts and thus would like to recommend both DVDs to home cinema concert fans: ^^
> Tina Live - A CD/DVD live album which features a stunning a 2 hour rock show spectacle.
and
> The Killers Live From The Royal Albert Hall - The first concert DVD by The Killers... finally! Here even the last skeptics should be convinced that this band knows how to do a live show.
Well, that's it for this week. Next time I probably will write some more about the new John Mayer songs. ^^
01. (01) Wesentlich - So tief #1
02. (08) Lady GaGa - Bad romance #2
03. (05) Wesentlich - Erkenn dich nicht mehr #2
04. (02) Noch ne Band - Momente in Scherben #1
05. (06) Wesentlich - Das Blatt #3
06. (04) Alphabeat - The spell #4
07. (03) The Cab feat. Cassadee Pope - Take my hand #1
08. (11) N-Dubz - I need you #8
09. (07) Noch ne Band - Der Traum #7
10. (09) Jordin Sparks - S.O.S. (Let the music play) #5
11. (13) Xavier Naidoo - Alles kann beser werden #11
12. (10) Boys Like Girls - She's got a boyfriend now #8
13. (12) 30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens #10
15. (14) Shiloh - I remember #14
12. (15) Sonic Syndicate - Burn this city #15
16. (23) Manian - Ravers in the UK #16
17. (25) Andrew Spencer - Stop loving you (Ti-Mo Remix) #17
18. (18) Bon Jovi - We weren't born to follow #18
19. (20) Bandito - Rockin' at the disco #14 20. (NEU) Space Cowboy - Devastated #20
21. (16) Paramore - All I wanted #12
22. (21) Tone Damli Aaberge - Butterflies #21 23. (NEU) Scooter - The sound above my hair #23
24. (NEU) Edward Maya feat. Vika Jigulina - Stereo love #24
25. (17) Saint feat. Stacey Barnes - After you're gone #7
26. (22) Ela Rose feat. David DeeJay - I can feel #21
27. (19) Paramore - Careful #2
28. (24) Klaas - Our own way #23
29. (26) R.I.O. - Serenade #16
30. (28) Paramore - Brick by boring brick #1
Out:
(27) Jay-Z feat. Rihanna & Kanye West - Run this town #1
(29) Scooter - Ti sento #15
(30) Alien Beat Club - My way #21
First, make a list of your top-20 artists overall. Then, for each of these artists, add the 8 most similar artists to your list. Delete any duplicates, count up the number of entries on your list and this will give you some idea of how eclectic your listening habits are. A score of 9 represents an extremely unvaried musical taste while a 160 represents an extremely varied one.
Rules [ just pretend to care ]:
Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post a bit of [awesome] lyrics from random song that plays.
Step 4: Post and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from!
Step 5: Bold the songs that someone guesses correctly.
Step 6: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING! [ cheat and you'll DIE. ...more or less years later ]
1] Tai paskutinė kelionėėė iš mano kūno, [...!]
2] We lived reckless, he paid the price
But why?
Why did he have to die?
3] Ir nesibaigianti naktis
Su tavimi ir tavyje
4] Berühr... mein... Herz
Zeig mir meine Wahrheit
5] I will let your L.E.D.'s shine
I will let your L.E.D.'s shine
As long as [ ... ]
6] ... One thousand shattered voices, lost inside in endless wonder,
Tonight, her voice will take me home...
Shine glorious we ruuuunnn
We stare into the blackened sky!
<...> [<3]
7] Forever isn't long enough
In the company of you
[Forever]
My heart will always beat your name
8] Woooo sind die Kinder?..
Niemand weiß, was hier geschehen.
Keiner hat etwas gesehen.
9] Your trembling voice is calling me
Step by step, you set me free
My urge too strong
My body weak
The cruse in mind for which I seek
Welcome.. [ ]
10] Vėjas plaukuose kraują stingdins, nežinia
Klykiančios mirties pilna naktiiis, ji jau čiaaa~
Tik pirmyn-tik pirmyn-mintyse kartosi... [ ]
11] And I've been waiting here for you to come around
And it's not about forgiveness,
Cause it's all about the love.... anyhow.. [ ]
12] [..] Visai tave nurengsiu aš nuogai
Ir vėl prie lango pastatysiu,
Ant kelių atsiklaupsiu,
Nesitraukdamas bučiuosiu, kad tavo skruostai... rožėmis pražystų.
13] When coldness surrounds you
In rooms without echo
And silence will remain
Your faithful shadow
And your eyes wander about for warming support
Come and take my hand -
I... will understand
14] I see them going down to the water
Where they embrace
The silent waves
Slowly, they're swallowed by the water
..and their breath ascending to the sky
15] Hörst Du, wie die Vögel schreien?
Sie sagen Dir: „Ich komme nicht wieder"
Warum fliegen Motten stets ins Licht?
16] ...už tuos, kur negimę, už tuos, kur išėję,
už tuos, kur laimingais būt nemokėjo,
už tuos, kur laimingais būt negalėjo,
už tuos, kur laimingais būt nenorėjo.
17] Lock the doors
We'll leave the world outside
All I've got to give to you
Are these five words when I..
Thank you [...]
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
18] We are here, we can love
We share something
I'm sure that you mean the world to me
19] The world moved on and left me here
Without any direction
I feel hopeless without fear
Facing this selection
20] If I told you that I knew about the sun and the moon,
I'd be untrue.
The only thing I know for sure
Is what I wanna do,
Anytime, anywhere, and I say:
I wanna make it, (again and againnnn)... :}
Bon Jovi
2. L.A. Guns - Vicious Circle (15) 
