I normally don't participate in these trends that go around here, but this one seemed fun enough. Basically you just post some lyrics and people guess what artist/band and song they're from. Don't use a search engine because that is
CHEATING. I'm also adding connections to the #1 "similar artist" for every answer and also my top 5 artists. A couple of the "similar artists" I haven't even heard of though.
1. "The reason for the story is to give away your last chance"
Hint: This is from the first CD release (not vinyl, though) by an electronic dance music sublabel.
Found by
basscad:
Matthew Dear - Dog Days
2. "Don't memorize the leaves, they're colored to deceive"
Hint: It's from an EP released by Warp.
3. "We can be invisible, there wouldn't be an indication"
Hint: This track is by an electro artist who usually doesn't have vocals.
4. "You're so beautiful, you came back to me"
Hint: The artist is Japanese.
5. "You have to bend your sound and make love to metal"
Hint: This song was released by a netlabel in 2006.
6. "I respect a man who uses cardboard"
7. "Don't have a PC, or MTV, or HIV, or an SUV, or any CD by Master P"
Hint: White guy rapping, I think. It sounds like it at least.
8. "I'm a caveman, your modern ways frighten and confuse me"
Found by
decklin:
El-P - Deep Space 9mm
9. "A bassline is subbing under a fat-faced, acned moon"
Hint: The artist once released a split album (under a differerent name) with a Chain Reaction artist.
Found by
Retrovertigo:
The Bug - Night Steppa
10. "You used to play my favorite tracks, those basslines and synthetic claps"
11. "This airship is a piece of shit"
Hint: This is from a 2005 album that was a bit of a departure from the label's usual style.
12. "Japanese girls masturbate for my dial tone"
Hint: This track was co-produced by an artist who has released on ~scape.
13. "Don't pull the roots, they are nourishing"
Hint: It's from an EP by an artist or band in my top 10.
14. "Welcome to futurama, where the cyborgs will shoot your mama"
Found by
weston24:
Non Phixion - Futurama
15. "By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody"
Found by
decklin:
Kraftwerk - Pocket Calculator
16. "Your hand in my trousers, I wish it would be true"
Hint: The artist name contains the name of a country's capital city.
17. "Probably still be speakin' in rhymes as a old fart"
Found by
tom_dissonance/
weston24:
MF Doom - One Beer
18. "Floating over the city like a Goodyear blimp"
Hint: It's a line from a song by a hip-hop duo.
19. "Your life's colors, black and light black"
20. "It's just that the world ain't enough, and it never was for the two of us"
Hint: This song is from what is, in my opinion, one of the best house records ever.
Found by
klaashermans:
Luomo - Tessio
If anyone bothers to reply with a correct answer I'll eventually add the solutions in hidden white text. I might give hints after a while too.
Connections:
Animal Collective,
Aoki Takamasa + Tujiko Noriko,
Aphex Twin,
Autechre,
Blackalicious,
Boy vs. Bacteria,
Break 3000,
Cannibal Ox,
Depeche Mode,
DJ /rupture,
Eglantine Gouzy,
Farmers Manual,
Fluxion,
Ill Bill,
Labtekwon,
Lowfish,
Madvillain,
MRI,
Ovuca,
Polygamy Boys,
Ricardo Villalobos,
Squarepusher,
Stereolab,
Venetian Snares vs. Stunt Rock,
Yo La Tengo