yes. we know. but it is still a pretty good visual and can serve as both a joke and a punchline.
umm more like the shoe phone from the original Get Smart: http://www.theshoediaries.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/getsmart2.jpg
A.A. Bondy doesn't have to put effort into walking anywhere, or to where he's walking. He just programs his iBoots and then arrives, between ten minutes and ten days later.
it's the iBoot
that's exactly what i thought.