i my friends, am dying.

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Abr 29 2009, 5h42
i my friends, am dying.

i suffer from a rare disease entitled no-genitalialitus and the affects of no-genitalialitus are no penis, no balls, no reproductive system what so ever. i get teased constantly, get called names like "hey, no reprod!"

HELP ME GUYS, WHAT DO I DO? I'M THINKING OFF KILLING MYSELF NOW TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: i suffer from a rare disease entitled no-genitalialitus and the affects of no-genitalialitus are no penis, no balls, no reproductive system what so ever. i get teased constantly, get called names like "hey, no reprod!" HELP ME GUYS, WHAT DO I DO? I'M THINKING OFF KILLING MYSELF NOW TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Abr 29 2009, 6h11
Wat, I thought you were going to say you had swine flue or something.

Btw, Listen to some slipknot, that'll help you!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: Wat, I thought you were going to say you had swine flue or something. Btw, Listen to some slipknot, that'll help you![quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Abr 29 2009, 8h51
what is swine flu? it's supposed to be in australia now or something

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: what is swine flu? it's supposed to be in australia now or something[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Abr 29 2009, 9h49
I think it's a severe/fatal flue. And yeah it's in NSW and Queensland so far :/

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: I think it's a severe/fatal flue. And yeah it's in NSW and Queensland so far :/ [quote]

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- RedneckStomp disse...
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- Abr 29 2009, 10h20
I heard that there have been 70 reported cases of swine flu across Australia so far :/ The only fatalities have been in Mexico though........I think :/

[quote][b][user]RedneckStomp[/user][/b] disse: I heard that there have been 70 reported cases of swine flu across Australia so far :/ The only fatalities have been in Mexico though........I think :/[quote]

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- ShaiThan disse...
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- Abr 29 2009, 10h22
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- DemonCashew disse...
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- Abr 30 2009, 22h35
I'm close to Mexico, that means my chances of getting it are high weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] disse: I'm close to Mexico, that means my chances of getting it are high weeeeeeeeeeeeeee[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 1 2009, 7h58
woooo

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 1 2009, 8h00
by the way i am not a homosexual

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: by the way i am not a homosexual[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 1 2009, 8h54
O rly?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: O rly?[quote]

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- ShaiThan disse...
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- Mai 1 2009, 18h36
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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 2 2009, 6h04
bros i'm not gay

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: bros i'm not gay[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 3 2009, 11h12
sixorganss said:
bros i'm gay

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]sixorganss[/user][/b] said: bros i'm gay[/quote][quote]

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- wachtourak disse...
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- Mai 3 2009, 19h42
sixorganss said:
My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?

[quote][b][user]wachtourak[/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]sixorganss[/user][/b] said: My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with [b](NOT GAY!)[/b] says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?[/quote][quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 4 2009, 1h17
i masturbate to said text

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: i masturbate to said text[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 4 2009, 8h27
Eww D:

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: Eww D:[quote]

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- ShaiThan disse...
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- Mai 5 2009, 18h27
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[quote][b][user]ShaiThan[/user][/b] disse: [spam][quote]
Editado por hjbardenhagen em Ago 3 2011, 7h30

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- firefox737 disse...
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- Mai 6 2009, 17h19
That's ... hm, disgusting. =/

[quote][b][user]firefox737[/user][/b] disse: That's ... hm, disgusting. =/[quote]

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- lakebod0m disse...
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- Mai 6 2009, 22h50
I'm laughing yet pondering.

"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely." --Buddha

[quote][b][user]lakebod0m[/user][/b] disse: I'm laughing yet pondering.[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 7 2009, 10h03
you know what i created this thread with expectations. those expectations were that people would swarm me with sympathy and all that shit.

FUCK YOU.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: you know what i created this thread with expectations. those expectations were that people would swarm me with sympathy and all that shit. FUCK YOU.[quote]

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Mai 7 2009, 10h27
sixorganss said:
h88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]sixorganss[/user][/b] said: h88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888.[/quote][quote]

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- DemonCashew disse...
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- Mai 7 2009, 22h07
WU TANG KILLER BEES WE ON A SWARM

[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] disse: WU TANG KILLER BEES WE ON A SWARM[quote]

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- ShaiThan disse...
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- Mai 8 2009, 22h16
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[quote][b][user]ShaiThan[/user][/b] disse: [spam][quote]
Editado por hjbardenhagen em Ago 3 2011, 7h30

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- [Usuário excluído] disse...
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- Jun 10 2009, 7h28
wachtourak said:
sixorganss said:
My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?

I just noticed this.

8.5/10

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]wachtourak[/user][/b] said: [quote][b][user]sixorganss[/user][/b] said: My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with [b](NOT GAY!)[/b] says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?[/quote][/quote] I just noticed this. 8.5/10[quote]

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- lakebod0m disse...
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- Jun 11 2009, 17h57
sixorganss said:
My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?

Aloe and lanolin.

"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely." --Buddha

[quote][b][user]lakebod0m[/user][/b] disse: [quote][b][user]sixorganss[/user][/b] said: My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with [b](NOT GAY!)[/b] says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?[/quote] Aloe and lanolin.[quote]

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