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i my friends, am dying.

 
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    • Abr 29 2009, 5h42

    i my friends, am dying.

    i suffer from a rare disease entitled no-genitalialitus and the affects of no-genitalialitus are no penis, no balls, no reproductive system what so ever. i get teased constantly, get called names like "hey, no reprod!"

    HELP ME GUYS, WHAT DO I DO? I'M THINKING OFF KILLING MYSELF NOW TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

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    • Abr 29 2009, 6h11
    Wat, I thought you were going to say you had swine flue or something.

    Btw, Listen to some slipknot, that'll help you!

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    • Abr 29 2009, 8h51
    what is swine flu? it's supposed to be in australia now or something

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    • Abr 29 2009, 9h49
    I think it's a severe/fatal flue. And yeah it's in NSW and Queensland so far :/

  • I heard that there have been 70 reported cases of swine flu across Australia so far :/ The only fatalities have been in Mexico though........I think :/

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    • Abr 29 2009, 10h22

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    Editado por hjbardenhagen em Ago 3 2011, 7h30
  • I'm close to Mexico, that means my chances of getting it are high weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    • Mai 1 2009, 7h58
    woooo

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    • Mai 1 2009, 8h00
    by the way i am not a homosexual

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    • Mai 1 2009, 8h54
    O rly?

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    • Mai 1 2009, 18h36

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    Editado por hjbardenhagen em Ago 3 2011, 7h30
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    • Mai 2 2009, 6h04
    bros i'm not gay

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    • Mai 3 2009, 11h12
    sixorganss said:
    bros i'm gay

  • sixorganss said:
    My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?

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    • Mai 4 2009, 1h17
    i masturbate to said text

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    • Mai 4 2009, 8h27
    Eww D:

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    • Mai 5 2009, 18h27

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    Editado por hjbardenhagen em Ago 3 2011, 7h30
  • That's ... hm, disgusting. =/

  • I'm laughing yet pondering.

    "Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely." --Buddha
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    • Mai 7 2009, 10h03
    you know what i created this thread with expectations. those expectations were that people would swarm me with sympathy and all that shit.

    FUCK YOU.

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    • Mai 7 2009, 10h27
    sixorganss said:
    h88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888.

  • WU TANG KILLER BEES WE ON A SWARM

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    • Mai 8 2009, 22h16

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    Editado por hjbardenhagen em Ago 3 2011, 7h30
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    • Jun 10 2009, 7h28
    wachtourak said:
    sixorganss said:
    My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?


    I just noticed this.

    8.5/10

  • sixorganss said:
    My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?


    Aloe and lanolin.

    "Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely." --Buddha
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