WHY AREN'T ANY OF MY GROUPS THIS ACTIVE

Because, you gay.

alright byron, scenario time.

you're a loner but this chick you sit next to in maths invites you to this party after school, you don't know anyone there but you'll go anyway to try and look cool. you show up there and grab a couple of beers and sit down on the couch, casually bobbing your head to the beats. about half an hour of head bobbing later you decide to leave, as you stand up THIS WASTED AS FUCK CHICK starts dancing with you. you decide to go with it seeing as you're lonely as fuck and masturbate to pictures of your 15 year old cousin. taking advantage of her, you lead her upstairs into the hostess's parents bedroom. you start making out and she starts unzipping your pants. you're bulging like a motherfucker thinking that you're gonna get laid for the first time. you whop out your penis and with a disgusted look on the girls face she says "is that it?"

WHAT DO YOU DO?

P.S: none of the events mentioned in said piece of writing are based on real events

Also the "bjorkfag" label is dated

I'm gonna be honest, I have no answer to this at the moment. Open this question up to the group so we can all discuss YOUR problem.

Answer or gtfo. SRSLY

but seriously how awesome was my story <3

[spam]

Actually the reason is cocks.

ShaiThan said:
story was TL; DR! But I'm an expert when it comes to stories, so without even reading I can tell "Rape is always an answer." Just, use boiling butter as lubricant.


fixt.

FUCK YEAH RAPE

I had a dream I was raped.

I wish I could have some lucid dreams.