Manly recipes

- Layinginblack disse...
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- Jul 5 2008, 1h39
Manly recipes

Any manish recipes around?

"Come take my hand and we`ll walk into the woods
This is my kingdom, now this is your home
If you belive, sometimes pretend
If you fight back, in the end
You shall see what is worth"

[quote][b][user]Layinginblack[/user][/b] disse: Any manish recipes around?[/quote]
Editado por Layinginblack em Jul 8 2008, 7h48

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- Falahk disse...
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- Jul 7 2008, 12h44
nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon

[quote][b][user]Falahk[/user][/b] disse: nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon [/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning disse...
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- Jul 9 2008, 3h18
Shit Cake

3 Pounds of fresh shit
1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet)
5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?)
4 cups of whale's milk
3 teaspoons of baking powder
2 pounds of flour
4 Platypus eggs
3 cups of kiwi flavoring
10 pounds of LARD
1 ounce of farts
a sprinkle of your twinkles

Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] disse: 3 Pounds of fresh shit 1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet) 5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?) 4 cups of whale's milk 3 teaspoons of baking powder 2 pounds of flour 4 Platypus eggs 3 cups of kiwi flavoring 10 pounds of LARD 1 ounce of farts a sprinkle of your twinkles Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees [/quote]

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- Layinginblack disse...
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- Jul 9 2008, 6h16
What are you implying?

"Come take my hand and we`ll walk into the woods
This is my kingdom, now this is your home
If you belive, sometimes pretend
If you fight back, in the end
You shall see what is worth"

[quote][b][user]Layinginblack[/user][/b] disse: What are you implying?[/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning disse...
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- Jul 9 2008, 17h27
What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso!

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] disse: What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso![/quote]

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- robert7 disse...
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- Jul 9 2008, 20h43
Eggy Bread - The most complex recipe known to man

Ingredients
50ml/1¾fl oz double cream
50ml/1¾fl oz milk
2 eggs
pinch of ground cinnamon
2 slices of bread
knob of butter
handful of raspberries

Method
1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl.
2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture.
3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side.
4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.

[quote][b][user]robert7[/user][/b] disse: Ingredients 50ml/1¾fl oz double cream 50ml/1¾fl oz milk 2 eggs pinch of ground cinnamon 2 slices of bread knob of butter handful of raspberries Method 1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl. 2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture. 3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side. 4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.[/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning disse...
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- Jul 10 2008, 21h15
Bilbo Baggins Cake

Ingredients

1 pound of troll hair
2 ounces of fairy dust
1/2 pound of prince cream
10 pounds of salt
Sack of flour
5 Hobbit toenails
6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk

Method
1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk
2. Roll it into a ball
3. Layer it with the flour and toenails
4. add the salt and fairy dust
5. frost it with the princes white cream

Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours
and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] disse: [b]Ingredients[/b] 1 pound of troll hair 2 ounces of fairy dust 1/2 pound of prince cream 10 pounds of salt Sack of flour 5 Hobbit toenails 6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk [b]Method[/b] 1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk 2. Roll it into a ball 3. Layer it with the flour and toenails 4. add the salt and fairy dust 5. frost it with the princes white cream Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.[/quote]

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- Garrett-- disse...
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- Ago 2 2008, 13h12
Captain Racism is here and it's time fooooor:

AN ANNUAL GYPSY JOKE!

*applause*

How does every recipe in a gypsy cook-book start?

Steal 2 eggs....

*crowd goes wild*

[quote][b][user]Garrett--[/user][/b] disse: Captain Racism is here and it's time fooooor: AN ANNUAL GYPSY JOKE! *applause* How does every recipe in a gypsy cook-book start? [b]Steal[/b] 2 eggs.... *crowd goes wild*[/quote]

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- winter_demon disse...
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- Out 3 2008, 1h34
shit cake lololol

One of the only few things I know to make

Ingredients

2 big cups of yogurt
Some gelatin
Raisins

Preparation

Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top

[quote][b][user]winter_demon[/user][/b] disse: shit cake lololol One of the only few things I know to make Ingredients 2 big cups of yogurt Some gelatin Raisins Preparation Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top[/quote]

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- Layinginblack disse...
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- Out 3 2008, 12h00
That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.

"Come take my hand and we`ll walk into the woods
This is my kingdom, now this is your home
If you belive, sometimes pretend
If you fight back, in the end
You shall see what is worth"

[quote][b][user]Layinginblack[/user][/b] disse: That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.[/quote]

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- eternaldescent disse...
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- Out 16 2008, 2h40
I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though.

[quote][b][user]eternaldescent[/user][/b] disse: I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though. [/quote]

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- eternaldescent disse...
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- Out 16 2008, 2h43
What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll.

[quote][b][user]eternaldescent[/user][/b] disse: What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll. [/quote]

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- Ser3f disse...
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- Nov 29 2008, 22h17
Pizza

Grab one out of the freezer.
Whack it in the microwave for a couple of minutes.
Enjoy.

IndiePimp said: Hey man. I don't know if you're aware of this, but you have a teapot on your dick.

[quote][b][user]Ser3f[/user][/b] disse: [b]Pizza[/b] Grab one out of the freezer. Whack it in the microwave for a couple of minutes. Enjoy.[/quote]

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- DemonCashew disse...
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- Nov 30 2008, 8h47
Ham, Cheese, Peanut Butter, an Jelly Toast sandwich

What's needed:

1 slice of ham
1 slice of cheese
2 slices of bread
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Butter Knife
Toaster

Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please

What to do:
1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it.
2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down
3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife
4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife
6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle
8.?????
9. Profit

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[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] disse: What's needed: 1 slice of ham 1 slice of cheese 2 slices of bread Peanut Butter Jelly Butter Knife Toaster Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please What to do: 1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it. 2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down 3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife 4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast 5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife 6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast 7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle 8.????? 9. Profit[/quote]
Editado por DemonCashew em Nov 30 2008, 8h49

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- Ziggy-Dust disse...
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- Nov 30 2008, 8h49
Peanut Butter Sandwich

1. Put peanut butter on some bread
2. Crush that shit, real talk

[quote][b][user]Ziggy-Dust[/user][/b] disse: 1. Put peanut butter on some bread 2. Crush that shit, real talk[/quote]

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- Layinginblack disse...
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- Nov 30 2008, 8h51
OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES!

"Come take my hand and we`ll walk into the woods
This is my kingdom, now this is your home
If you belive, sometimes pretend
If you fight back, in the end
You shall see what is worth"

[quote][b][user]Layinginblack[/user][/b] disse: OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES![/quote]

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- DemonCashew disse...
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- Nov 30 2008, 8h53
What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches?

I too love peanut butter sandwiches.

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[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] disse: What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches? I too love peanut butter sandwiches.[/quote]

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