Your Metal Is Shit

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Criado em: 6 Abr 2008
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Your metal is shit - and, moreover, so are you... This group is for those who know great metal when they hear it (and that Cradle of Filth are the shittiest band in all of human history).

Your metal is shit - and, moreover, so are you. Puerile black metal, pagan metal, metalcore, viking metal, pirate metal, power metal, nü metal, etc. - this is the butt-rock/hair-metal of today. There is brilliant metal and noise rock being made, and you could easily listen to it, but you don't. No, no: you listen to the shittiest music ever made. You're also an unlovable douchebag with nothing to offer the world. You should probably kill just yourself.

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Mallkorr

"subjective taste" is an oxymoron

28 dias atrás
purplehazethc

Black metal = shit? SOMEONE hasn't been listening to any of the recent Deathspell Omega, Portal, Merrimack or Sargeist albums...

março 2012
friendlyfire92

That's not true. Stop hurting my feelings.

fevereiro 2012
Shru

melodeath, the worst of all metal genres

fevereiro 2012
friendlyfire92

"There is something heavier than what I listen to? I must create a group about how much it sucks! Black metal is crap and Anal Cunt is so good." Pathetic...

fevereiro 2012
Iheartokiohotel

best group

dezembro 2011
sotdan

I love how polarizing this group is.

outubro 2011
wave_patterns

I'm sure you guys like Profanatica. Good metal.

outubro 2011
Lord-Surreal

Haha metalcore is one of the shittiest kinds of metal. Lamb Of God possibly being one of the worst bands I've ever heard

setembro 2011
wave_patterns

Haha, most metalcore is shit. This can be mathematically proven. You should probably just kill yourself. And I also listen to black metal, but I join for the lulz.

agosto 2011
bobo9390

I was going to join this group until I saw metalcore listed as one of the supposed shitty genres. No, thanks.

agosto 2011
The_Dark_Cyan

My taste is absolute.

agosto 2011
Lord-Surreal

Nuttersaurus you're a moron, how can you say bands like Melvins and Saint Vitus aren't as heavy? That's just plain fucking retarded

agosto 2011
NuttersaurusRex

Oh I get it, it's a bunch of rock fans who don't really like metal but pretend to be really knowledgable about it. I get it. I don't know why I keep clicking on this group, it pops up on some bands' pages I go to.

junho 2011
NuttersaurusRex

"Few death metal bands are any good. And I don't see any sort of grindcore here, really" Case and point. Hipsters hate death metal. I guess I should have said they ironically blare grindcore from time to time, not enjoy it. But yeah half of the bands here can hardly be considered metal so I wouldn't think the people advocating the stuff here are really authoritative on metal......I mean you know the thing about metal is that it's heavy, right? You guys really seem to be going out of your way to avoid any amount of real heaviness.

junho 2011
Lord_Krichian

cradle of filth aint that bad. ive heard worse shit

junho 2011
Lord-Surreal

Few death metal bands are any good. And I don't see any sort of grindcore here, really

maio 2011
NuttersaurusRex

v Makes subjective taste an objective argument. Haven't even seen any death metal in this group. Hipsters hate death metal, it isn't artsy fartsy enough so they listen to grindcore instead.

maio 2011
Lord-Surreal

v Listens to lots of shit metal

maio 2011
NuttersaurusRex

Hipster elitist group for hipster elitists.

maio 2011