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Shaft is really good lubricant

 

  • Shaft is really good lubricant

    i mean i know its for anal fisting, but its odorless, tasteless, HELLA FUCKING SLIPPERY and washes off in cold water

    plus you always feel like you're in a porno when you're using it

    plus its great to l eave around the house becuase it comes in a giant tub and people ALWAYS ask about hte SHAFT

    ice breaker!


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  • Re: Shaft is really good lubricant

    enemarathon said:
    i mean i know its for anal fisting, but its odorless, tasteless,



    First: during my time as a strategic product designer (yes, I am that) I saw a lot of niche markets, but making a product just for anal fisting, that's pretty niche i think... how big is that market?

    second: how do you kno it is tasteless, and do i want to know?

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  • becuase i own it and i like putting things in my mouth

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  • like dicks
    taht have been in my hoohoo
    that might have lube on them still


    duh

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  • this thread isnt active enough

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  • I always notice threads a bit late because I never check the group page, except sometimes, which is when I discover new threads like... hey what's this about.

    Oh, Shaft? Lubricant?
    This is the first time I heard of it.
    But as it is apparently tasteless one might want to add some taste. Mix it with some peanut butter for example. Or whatever you like, put your favorite food into a blender... blend it and then mix it with the Shaft.

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  • Or try to see it differently.
    Not as a lubricant... but as food thinner.

    Shaft! Aaa~aaaah, saviour of the universe.

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  • you put fucking peanut butter in your holes and you get infections that is not how i roll ok

    you could put shaft on a bagel and tell them its cream cheese

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  • That sounds like you did these things before.

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  • totally possible

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  • So, cream cheese.

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  • okay i tried shaft on my bagel and it was fucking terrible

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  • You should have mixed it with peanut butter, probably.

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  • or just eat peanut butter

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  • But that's got nothing to do with shaft then.

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  • so? it is not like any other thread has something to do with the topic after the 15th post or something.

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  • Yeah, this could have been the first time. But it's not all that important.

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  • I can't eat peanut butter any more. I feel like I'm eating Shaft

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  • Shaft is a fucking badass, I mean. Yeah...
    He is.

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  • Hell yeah. I wont meet him and Shaft together

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  • Shaft x 2 = you're screwed.

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  • do you think shaft uses shaft

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  • i think not.

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  • I'm quite sure he does.

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