A group for the mexican netlabel Umor.
for more info, go to http://www.umor-rex.com
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NOTES FOUND IN THE SHIPWRECK OF A BOTCHED MANIFESTO
… thinking of a motto, a headline, an aphoristic emblem, to keep the hyenas at bay and welcome all possible partners in crime into our midst…
MUSICAL PURISTS WILL NOT BE SERVED; SNOBS NEED NOT APPLY
Too dry. This is not an ossuary for Christ’s sakes, this is a netlabel!
Fine, how about
PURISTS, GO GET STUFFED… YOU ARE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE TO BEGIN WITH
Now that’s tasty… but still, why such bitterness? We are not bitter people. A tad neurasthenic perhaps, but bile-ridden?
Nothing wrong with bile you know… back in the army I was an assistant to the cook and we used to—
oh shut your mouth already with the army anecdotes I got a tank-sized headache and so far no motto…
Skip the motto, look, let them use their heads for a change, if they want clear-cut rationales, let them go and buy their PAINT IN THE POST-IMPRESSIONIST STYLE BY NUMBERS IN THREE WEEKS OR YOUR MONEY BACK course and be forever gone. We don’t need them type of folk around here.
’ats right! We’re idealists, see?
Shut up you fool! Don’t be confusing me for one of those peace and love loving freaks.
’ats not what I meant and you know it!
Look, be quiet for a moment, we need to focus here… what is this about? Who are we? Why are we here?
You got the wrong room buddy. The Amateur Philosophers Corner is right next door.
No, that’s across the street. Next door is the Pedantic Tedium Mongers.
… what we need is to tell them about our intentions… our musical predilections… our sound… uh…
- explorations?
Exactly.
But why?
What do you mean why?
Yeah, I mean… why do we have to tell them? Why can’t we do it the other way around, for once? Let them write to us and tell us what they think, tell us what they make of our… “artistic intentions”.
Are you out of your simple mind? Do you realize the amount of time it would take to read letter after letter after
- oh I’m not saying we would actually have to read them you know.
Huh?
Yeah… they can write whatever they want you know… be it far-fetched or modest, brilliant or obtuse, badly written gibberish or finely written gibberish…
so they can write all they want but we don’t really have to…
no, we don’t. That’s the beauty of it!
Oh, I think he’s got an angle boss.
Me too, me likes this pretty pointy angle!
So… let them write.
Yes! Let them write!
(all in unison, clanging their skull-made beer jugs)
LET THEM WRITE!!!
Notes written by Eduardo Padilla.
Botched Manifesto signed by Daniel Castrejón, Edgar Medina, Eduardo Padilla, and all present and future artists on this label, whether they like it or not.
Artists:
-Airport Studies
-Alejandro Morse
-Cagey House
-Calm Little Hip
-Drugs Made Me Smarter
-Ensamble Aspero
-Felix Building
-Folk Bastards
-Hardman bros
-Headphone L
-Hi-D
-Israel M
-Jonathan Coward
-Kaboom Karavan
-Les Enfant Bastard
-Moabi
-Molloy and his bike
-Myoclonic Jerks
-Opisant
-Ping Pong Parrot
-Pipher
-Tangram
-Tank Battalion Attack
-Temporal de Torbellinos
-The New Parallelogramers
-Tidy Kid
-Togo
-Watching Trees Grow
-Yeyo Moroder
for more info, go to http://www.umor-rex.com
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NOTES FOUND IN THE SHIPWRECK OF A BOTCHED MANIFESTO
… thinking of a motto, a headline, an aphoristic emblem, to keep the hyenas at bay and welcome all possible partners in crime into our midst…
MUSICAL PURISTS WILL NOT BE SERVED; SNOBS NEED NOT APPLY
Too dry. This is not an ossuary for Christ’s sakes, this is a netlabel!
Fine, how about
PURISTS, GO GET STUFFED… YOU ARE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE TO BEGIN WITH
Now that’s tasty… but still, why such bitterness? We are not bitter people. A tad neurasthenic perhaps, but bile-ridden?
Nothing wrong with bile you know… back in the army I was an assistant to the cook and we used to—
oh shut your mouth already with the army anecdotes I got a tank-sized headache and so far no motto…
Skip the motto, look, let them use their heads for a change, if they want clear-cut rationales, let them go and buy their PAINT IN THE POST-IMPRESSIONIST STYLE BY NUMBERS IN THREE WEEKS OR YOUR MONEY BACK course and be forever gone. We don’t need them type of folk around here.
’ats right! We’re idealists, see?
Shut up you fool! Don’t be confusing me for one of those peace and love loving freaks.
’ats not what I meant and you know it!
Look, be quiet for a moment, we need to focus here… what is this about? Who are we? Why are we here?
You got the wrong room buddy. The Amateur Philosophers Corner is right next door.
No, that’s across the street. Next door is the Pedantic Tedium Mongers.
… what we need is to tell them about our intentions… our musical predilections… our sound… uh…
- explorations?
Exactly.
But why?
What do you mean why?
Yeah, I mean… why do we have to tell them? Why can’t we do it the other way around, for once? Let them write to us and tell us what they think, tell us what they make of our… “artistic intentions”.
Are you out of your simple mind? Do you realize the amount of time it would take to read letter after letter after
- oh I’m not saying we would actually have to read them you know.
Huh?
Yeah… they can write whatever they want you know… be it far-fetched or modest, brilliant or obtuse, badly written gibberish or finely written gibberish…
so they can write all they want but we don’t really have to…
no, we don’t. That’s the beauty of it!
Oh, I think he’s got an angle boss.
Me too, me likes this pretty pointy angle!
So… let them write.
Yes! Let them write!
(all in unison, clanging their skull-made beer jugs)
LET THEM WRITE!!!
Notes written by Eduardo Padilla.
Botched Manifesto signed by Daniel Castrejón, Edgar Medina, Eduardo Padilla, and all present and future artists on this label, whether they like it or not.
Artists:
-Airport Studies
-Alejandro Morse
-Cagey House
-Calm Little Hip
-Drugs Made Me Smarter
-Ensamble Aspero
-Felix Building
-Folk Bastards
-Hardman bros
-Headphone L
-Hi-D
-Israel M
-Jonathan Coward
-Kaboom Karavan
-Les Enfant Bastard
-Moabi
-Molloy and his bike
-Myoclonic Jerks
-Opisant
-Ping Pong Parrot
-Pipher
-Tangram
-Tank Battalion Attack
-Temporal de Torbellinos
-The New Parallelogramers
-Tidy Kid
-Togo
-Watching Trees Grow
-Yeyo Moroder
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JoaquinGuajolot Where can I download the I wish I was a Dead fast Car album from???
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brunk_ hello people... We miss Umor, bring it back to life please :)
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JoaquinGuajolot
well... don't let die the umor, ok?
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jayrope uhm yeah, me, too. shame i wasn't there when the beer arrived. always late for vernissages.
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bethlehemufo hello, don't mind me, i'm just gonna lounge awhile.
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mlonx
novembro 2010
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setembro 2010
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setembro 2010
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abril 2010
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abril 2010
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março 2010
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