Trivium Really Sucks Ass

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Líder: Salvo87
Política de associação: Aberta
Criado em: 26 Ago 2006
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WHY THEY SUCK:
The Crusade era (2006 onwards)
The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on "The Crusade" album.
*They replaced the screaming with James Hetfield wannabe vocals.
*The singing is still emo.
*They're crossing over their token emo/metalcore sound with an 80's hair metal sound.
*They traded their emo look for an 80's thrash look.
*They fail to realise the year we are currently living in is 2006 and not 1986.
*Their ego's are bigger.
*They changed their sound, but they still have no originality.
*They completely sold out.
*Face it, they're still not a real metal band!

Ascendancy era (2005-2006)
The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on the "Ascendancy" album.
*They're a generic metalcore band that the media and their record label consider to be the greatest metal band since Metallica.
*They're trying to be the next Metallica, all the while ripping off Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage and In Flames.
*They may have talent, but they don't really sound any better than any other metalcore band.
*Their fans believe they are the greatest band ever and don't mind rubbing it in everyone elses face.
*The singing is emo, accept it.
*The guitars are a poor attempt at sounding KsE/Gothenburg
*They have a metrosexual/fashioncore image, similar to Avenged Sevenfold and Eighteen Visions.
*If they were older and on a different label, no one would care about them.
*When made aware of our site, their bass player set up a myspace account bashing it.
*When a Christian Trivium hater posted a link to our page in the bass players blog, he responded with a message where he claimed Jesus "sucked more cock than he did"
*Face it, they're not a real metal band!

Ember To Inferno era (2003-2004)
Why bother when the last two albums suck?

Funny lyrical facts
They use:
*"burn" or "burning" in 13 different songs (23 times total)
*"life" in 9 different songs.
*"eyes" in 8 different songs.

How they could improve
How we and some others believe they could improve.
*Get a real vocalist.
*Get Matt to dress like a man and stick to guitar.
*Stop ripping off other bands.
*Basicially, take off the makeup, wear pants that don't contrict your genitals and play something half way worthy of their hype.