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It was just an ordinary day in Manchester,
Ian Brady and Myra Hindley
Drinking German wine.

Their mother had gone to bed upstairs,
she slept very well
They used to give her...
three secenol every night...
with her coco.

And Ian Brady put on his best clothes,
and his blue suede shoes
and he decided to go out with Myra Hindley
As it was six months
and one of those special days

So, Myra Hindley put on a dark wig
and drove Ian Brady to the mainline station
And while she stayed in the car,
Ian Brady went... cruising on the platform...

Same night,
Edward Evans was also getting dressed in his best
And his mother, who didn't know he was a little bit...
inclined to the young men,
wished him well as he slicked his hair and,
put on his winklepickers.
And he went down to the mainline station

He waited for about an hour, and he was beginning to think...
there wasn't going to be any trains that night.
And then somebody came towards him wearing blue suede shoes
and it was Ian Brady
And he introduced himself, he said:
"Hi, my name's Ian.
I saw you uh, down at the 'Viking' last week...
Why don't you come back to my place and we can uh,
drink some German wine?
I've got a car 'round the corner, my sister's there
she'll drive us back.
It's only in Hyde, it's not too far,
if it gets late you can always stay the night".

Ian Brady and Myra Hindley, very friendly
Ian Brady... and Myra Hindley... very friendly

So Edward Evans and Ian Brady when to the car,
and Myra Hindley drove them back to the little council house
Said hello to the dog when they went in the front door.
And her mother was still asleep upstairs.
And she made some excuses and switched on the TV set
and it was This is Your Life with Eamonn Andrews interviewing
Sir Stanley Matthews.
And she went in the kitchen,
said she wanted to make sandwiches for work tomorrow.

And Ian Brady and Edward Evans
sat on the sofa
And Ian Brady started to play with...
Edward Evens fly.
And he got a bottle, and 'couple glasses,
and right underneath the photograph of Myra Hindley's mother,
they started to drink...
drinking German wine!

And Myra Hindley went over, up the road
to see David Smith, and Maureen her sister
and David Smith didn't have a shirt on
and he was drinking tea with his... wife.
They had the TV set on too,
It's All in the Game, it's only information
And she said to David Smith:
"Why don't you come back to our place David?
We've got something rather special to show you"
He said: "OK, let me just uh put on my jacket".

And they both set off,
Walking through the night.
Walking through Hyde.
To their little house.
One side of the house.
Looking, looking out on to the porch
they knocked on the door.
But he was used to that,
because Ian Brady had some funny habbits.

Ian Brady and Myra Hindley, very friendly
Ian Brady... and Myra Hindley... very friendly

And when he got inside the house he heard some funny noises in the front room over Eamonn Andrews' voice!
And Myra Hindley said: "Why don't you go in there David,
you might like what you see".
So he opened the door while Myra went into the kitchen to get some more GERMAN WINE!
When he went inside he looked up at the sofa
and there was Ian Brady
chopping at Edward Evans head with an axe.
And he was chopping and chopping,
and the axe was going into the back of his neck
and there was blood spurting over the Church of England prayer book.
And a few drops landed on the TV screen and ran down Eamonn Andrews' cheek.
And some bits of bone and white brain landed on the heart,
just near the breast... brush that they used to sweep the chimney.
And there was lino on the floor,
which was lucky.
And it took quite a few hits before
Edward Evans gargled...

Ian Brady asked David Smith for some rope
which he had on a stick he used to play with his dog...
And they put it 'round Edward Evan's neck
and they pulled it tight
'til he strangled.
And he made a strange noise "ERRRUUGGHHERRARRR!!"
And then he DIED!
And he was just a lump of stuff,
just a bit more information!

Ian Brady, and Myra fucking Hindley! Very very friendly
Ian Brady... and Myra Hindley... very friendly